BariTons
@baritons.bsky.social
🔞 18+ 🔞
25, gainer, gamer, procrastinator
No such thing as too big 😜✌️
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25, gainer, gamer, procrastinator
No such thing as too big 😜✌️
patreon.com/BariTons
onlyfans.com/baritons
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BariTons
@baritons.bsky.social
· Mar 28
I figured the best way to introduce myself is to show how far I've come.
Started in 2020 at 155lb, and now in 2025 I'm 280lb
Still needing more ;)
Started in 2020 at 155lb, and now in 2025 I'm 280lb
Still needing more ;)
Welp...I broke my desk chair. The metal bracket just snapped and the screws ripped out. 😅
Now I gotta buy a new one :/
Now I gotta buy a new one :/
May 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Welp...I broke my desk chair. The metal bracket just snapped and the screws ripped out. 😅
Now I gotta buy a new one :/
Now I gotta buy a new one :/
Don't mind me eating donuts while I wait in the drive-thru
April 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Don't mind me eating donuts while I wait in the drive-thru
Been awhile! Been looking for work after being laid off and unemployed for two months. Finally found a new job and I'm just starting. Hopefully after I'm settled in I can start gaining again and making new content.
P.S. I broke these suspenders in the back today 😅
P.S. I broke these suspenders in the back today 😅
March 17, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Been awhile! Been looking for work after being laid off and unemployed for two months. Finally found a new job and I'm just starting. Hopefully after I'm settled in I can start gaining again and making new content.
P.S. I broke these suspenders in the back today 😅
P.S. I broke these suspenders in the back today 😅
I haven't been sick all winter, and as soon as I thought about it it's now happening
February 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I haven't been sick all winter, and as soon as I thought about it it's now happening
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It’s hard being a lazy fat bear all day
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
It’s hard being a lazy fat bear all day
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something like this maybe
January 16, 2026 at 8:13 PM
something like this maybe
Currently unemployed, so taking any recommendations for me to be able to make some kind of income while staying fat and lazy
January 14, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Currently unemployed, so taking any recommendations for me to be able to make some kind of income while staying fat and lazy
January 6, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Finally have a break and can sit back, relax, game, and eat a tub of cookie dough 😌
October 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Finally have a break and can sit back, relax, game, and eat a tub of cookie dough 😌
Oh awesome, I have to register how old I am to watch porn because of the State that I live in now.
Yayyyy....
Yayyyy....
October 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Oh awesome, I have to register how old I am to watch porn because of the State that I live in now.
Yayyyy....
Yayyyy....
Why I wear sweaters over my shirt
August 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Why I wear sweaters over my shirt
August 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It's just way too hot for clothes
July 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It's just way too hot for clothes
July 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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baconators are so beautiful. there has never been a better time to become a superchub
June 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
baconators are so beautiful. there has never been a better time to become a superchub
Still sick, but at least I'm barely moving.
June 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Still sick, but at least I'm barely moving.
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get fat btw
June 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
get fat btw
I will post soon!
Sorry I haven't as much, just been feeling under the weather. I was diagnosed with bronchitis today so hopefully I can start to get better soon!
Sorry I haven't as much, just been feeling under the weather. I was diagnosed with bronchitis today so hopefully I can start to get better soon!
June 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I will post soon!
Sorry I haven't as much, just been feeling under the weather. I was diagnosed with bronchitis today so hopefully I can start to get better soon!
Sorry I haven't as much, just been feeling under the weather. I was diagnosed with bronchitis today so hopefully I can start to get better soon!
I think this shirt has just about had it...
June 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I think this shirt has just about had it...
June 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up
theonion.com/new-stu...
theonion.com/new-stu...
May 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up
theonion.com/new-stu...
theonion.com/new-stu...
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Fuck, a customer walked in with a tank top too small, gut hanging out from the bottom, talking through his hiccups, and I'm just thinking to myself "goals."
May 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Fuck, a customer walked in with a tank top too small, gut hanging out from the bottom, talking through his hiccups, and I'm just thinking to myself "goals."
Me
I’m gonna be a big, fat, gross, greedy pig and press my belly into you without warning, burp in your face, take food off your plate without asking, and make you feed me more, and you’re going to like every second of it
May 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Me