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@barnyardjester.bsky.social
illustrator | cosplayer | ghostly voice on @buckkeepradio.bsky.social | my other car is on tumblr | she/her
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Hio folks! I'm Alyssa, and I can't stop making stuff. Cosplay, illustrations, silly music playlists.
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A silly idea that had to be written
Dragon Age 2 intruding at Skyhold
Just something silly and hopefully fun
We could all use it atm
#DragonAge #ElfWrites #Fenris #Anders #Fanfiction
archiveofourown.org/works/78053981
Dragon Age 2 intruding at Skyhold
Just something silly and hopefully fun
We could all use it atm
#DragonAge #ElfWrites #Fenris #Anders #Fanfiction
archiveofourown.org/works/78053981
New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
January 26, 2026 at 6:59 PM
A silly idea that had to be written
Dragon Age 2 intruding at Skyhold
Just something silly and hopefully fun
We could all use it atm
#DragonAge #ElfWrites #Fenris #Anders #Fanfiction
archiveofourown.org/works/78053981
Dragon Age 2 intruding at Skyhold
Just something silly and hopefully fun
We could all use it atm
#DragonAge #ElfWrites #Fenris #Anders #Fanfiction
archiveofourown.org/works/78053981
i got in >:D
i only come here to post about zines sry but i applied to do merch for a dragon age charity zine and im like >:] let me innnnnnn
September 27, 2026 at 1:26 PM
i got in >:D
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Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
September 23, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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the vvitch is a horror story about what new england was like before dunkin
September 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
the vvitch is a horror story about what new england was like before dunkin
i only come here to post about zines sry but i applied to do merch for a dragon age charity zine and im like >:] let me innnnnnn
September 14, 2026 at 10:51 PM
i only come here to post about zines sry but i applied to do merch for a dragon age charity zine and im like >:] let me innnnnnn
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It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
January 31, 2026 at 12:28 AM
It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
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one hip tells the truth but the other always lies
August 10, 2026 at 8:12 PM
one hip tells the truth but the other always lies
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
i mean what better time to watch The Terror (2018)
June 20, 2026 at 2:01 AM
i mean what better time to watch The Terror (2018)
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This this this this this. Stop using “cosplay” when you mean “this person is a faker/liar /is pretending to be something they’re not” especially in a political setting. Cosplay is a portmanteau intended for use as a noun to describe a very specific hobby. Knock it off.
I'm a former larper and current cosplayer and I hate people misusing the damn terms so much. Other perfectly fine words exist to describe this shit, leave the hobbyists out of it!
June 16, 2026 at 9:55 PM
This this this this this. Stop using “cosplay” when you mean “this person is a faker/liar /is pretending to be something they’re not” especially in a political setting. Cosplay is a portmanteau intended for use as a noun to describe a very specific hobby. Knock it off.
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at the end of the day, what is point of make art unless shareholder value???
June 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
at the end of the day, what is point of make art unless shareholder value???
i couuuld work on cosplay this weekend or hahahaha
June 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
i couuuld work on cosplay this weekend or hahahaha
sitting in bed bored with my broken toe when my third eye opens as i remember i can make art for me lmao
June 6, 2026 at 3:21 PM
sitting in bed bored with my broken toe when my third eye opens as i remember i can make art for me lmao
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once again tapping the sign that fandom can be just be you and a small number of other like minded freaks
June 6, 2026 at 4:37 AM
once again tapping the sign that fandom can be just be you and a small number of other like minded freaks
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The music for the new Control trailer is so good. Remedy is one of those shining beacons in gaming these days, their games just ooze their own vision and style. September is packed for games this year but I'm looking forward to this the most 🤩
CONTROL Resonant – Paranatural Manhattan Trailer | Summer Game Fest 2026
YouTube video by Remedy Entertainment
www.youtube.com
June 6, 2026 at 4:53 AM
The music for the new Control trailer is so good. Remedy is one of those shining beacons in gaming these days, their games just ooze their own vision and style. September is packed for games this year but I'm looking forward to this the most 🤩
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i made this html+css template as an alternative to linktree for people who want to ditch it. you can host it for free on neocities! and it's yours forever :)
if for any reason neocities falls in the future, you can easily grab the files and host them somewhere else.
if for any reason neocities falls in the future, you can easily grab the files and host them somewhere else.
this is live now :) would appreciate any input if anyone tries!
live demo: krzchn.net/digicard-tem...
how to setup & use: krzchn.net/thoughts-cab...
live demo: krzchn.net/digicard-tem...
how to setup & use: krzchn.net/thoughts-cab...
June 5, 2026 at 9:43 AM
i made this html+css template as an alternative to linktree for people who want to ditch it. you can host it for free on neocities! and it's yours forever :)
if for any reason neocities falls in the future, you can easily grab the files and host them somewhere else.
if for any reason neocities falls in the future, you can easily grab the files and host them somewhere else.
broke my toe because of hannigram in 2026 happy pride month everyone
June 5, 2026 at 3:37 PM
broke my toe because of hannigram in 2026 happy pride month everyone
Jesse and Dr Darling my beloveds :DDD
Humanity meets a new threat to our existence when CONTROL Resonant launches – September 24th 2026. Pre-orders are open.
Nothing stays contained forever.
The story trailer is out now: https://youtu.be/JZuJlSGpgQo
< YOU’RE UP >
#CONTROLResonant
Nothing stays contained forever.
The story trailer is out now: https://youtu.be/JZuJlSGpgQo
< YOU’RE UP >
#CONTROLResonant
CONTROL Resonant – Story Trailer | State of Play June 2026
Launching September 24th 2026. Pre-order now!
youtu.be
June 3, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Jesse and Dr Darling my beloveds :DDD