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thousand-year reich, my ass. fuck fascists, fuck you, Braves win
Pinned
to wit:
so the president wants to ban CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from the White House, right after CNN and Politico both drop extremely damaging national security stories (and WashPo too)

so I'll sure be keeping an eye on MS NOW for the next hour or two
September 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I have eaten a full pound of Tillamook cheddar this week so, more for me woohoo
I realize X is awful and nearly unusable. But it does offer benefits. For example, did you know that the entire far right is crashing out about Tillamook Cheese being certified halal? It's a full on Bud Light style tantrum over vegetable-based rennet used since 2016. And I only know because of X.
September 18, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Ammon Bundy 🤝 the bishop of Rome
NEW: Pope Leo XIV on Thursday named Bishop Brendan Cahill, who leads the U.S. bishops’ work for migrants, the seventh bishop of Joliet, Illinois, a diocese of 500,000 Catholics next door to Chicago:

“Human dignity does not depend on immigration status. It is given by God and cannot be taken away.”
“You Are Not Alone” — Pope Leo XIV Sends the U.S. Bishops’ Migration Chief to Joliet
Bishop Brendan Cahill, the U.S. bishops’ migration chairman, inherits a see vacant since February; Cardinal Cupich hailed his “migrant justice.” Three of Leo’s first four U.S. bishops were immigrants.
open.substack.com
September 18, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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You used to go to websites and they would have guestbooks that people would sign like it was a bed and breakfast
June 7, 2026 at 11:53 PM
just discovered that our local fair is contracting a thrill rides vendor that has The Zipper, but in their infinite wisdom, the fair organizers decided it won't be coming to *our* fair this year
September 18, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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possibly. whose to say.

the ordering of events in a temporal sense has been confounding political actors for awhile now.
causality is woke
September 18, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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i am genuinely bewildered by people who say that the rise of white nationalism in the republican party is a response to the "woke left." like, did the woke left cause pat buchanan's 1992 presidential campaign? is the woke left why steve king had a long career in congress?
September 18, 2026 at 6:33 PM
uh oh
September 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
September 17, 2026 at 11:06 PM
LRS: I'm old enough to remember Eric Cantor getting his teeth kicked in during his primary, seemingly out of nowhere

and Andy Ogles just got primaried too

buckle up folks
September 18, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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part of what makes a wave, a *wave*, in fact is that a bunch of incumbents get caught slipping because just weren't expecting to have to put effort into winning
September 18, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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part of this is obviously national political conditions but don't underrate the extent to which a bunch of these incumbent republicans have never had to run a competitive general election campaign and basically do not know how to do it
Kansas Senate (Emerson)

🔵Adam Hamilton: 45%
🔴Roger Marshall: 43%
🟡David Graham: 4%

9/15-16

Link: emersoncollegepolling.com/kansas-2026/
September 18, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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Best thing that could ever happen for tech is for like the 6 most criminal tech barons to end up in prison. After like the second arrest it would be Zuck kneeling in a kente cloth
September 18, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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New contender for the ultimate "Imagine if Obama said it" submission
September 18, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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Agree. Occupy's longterm impact is generally underestimated. It wasn't a flash in th pan.
September 18, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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I have never been more motivated to apply for a job that I’m so completely unqualified for
September 18, 2026 at 3:42 PM
700 RVs is pretty ehhhhh

BUT, I am now VERY interested in seeing the polling for ≥1000 Idaho LVs, and I was not interested before
September 18, 2026 at 3:16 PM
as someone who, once again, is old enough to have voted for the most recent Democratic Senator from Florida:

I'm extremely tired of the GOP tyranny over Florida, a place I am from, which I hate, and that will always suck (to me), but also still deserves good governance

Florida Is Not A Red State™.
In D+13 environment, you expect to see FL-Sen polls like this lmao
September 18, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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I am not fine
September 18, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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We've got about 10 games left before the baseball season ends. I'm fine. It’s fine.
September 18, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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So Oxford United just launched, and then quickly withdrew, a new American football-style shirt collection.

This was the launch image:
September 18, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Imagining future digital archaeologists poring over boomer Facebook posts and attempting to use them to understand our culture and values the way we do tablets from the Library of Ashurbanipal
September 18, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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bears aren't the smartest members of the animal kingdom but they are the species that would best understand the primal satisfaction of eating a hard boiled egg over the sink
September 18, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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YES!!!! SIM!!! ¡¡¡¡SI!!!!!
September 18, 2026 at 12:59 AM