Stampy
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Stampy
@bash993.bsky.social
News, science, humour, music, gardening, history & dogs.
No political twattery, cancel culture or general trolling please, pretty please.
BTW - I'm married, live in France and am unlikely to fall for online scams - for those that are trying to groom me!
I now expect Tuchel to sub of attackers for defenders to defend this lead
July 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Behind my garden yesterday evening.
Assume they wont last long since they were happy to stand still and stare straight back at me while I pointed something at them.
Lucky for them it was just my phone
June 4, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Reposted by Stampy
Your regular reminder that PoliticsUK is a fake account owned by a Reform councillor Bailey Nash-Gardner who also works for Reform MP Andrew Rosindell.

***Stop following and sharing their stuff***
May 31, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Come up PSG. You're way better than this Arsenal team. Just dont let them get too many corners.
#uefa #championsleague #arsenalantifootball
May 30, 2026 at 6:19 PM
If I have a conversation with AI and tell it that it is wrong - even when its right - it completely agrees with me and will change its opinion on a subject.
And this is the arse licking yes man that's going to take all our jobs!
May 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I have made a point today to work hard in my garden and to be genuinely astonish at how loud my labrador can snore.
Anything except watch the news and listen to the continuing gross idiocy and stupidity that has engulfed the western world - regardless of left or right
May 12, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Crikey! When Charles unveiled that golden bell, I swear Trump was shitting his pants with joy 😄
April 29, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I'm no conspiracy theorist but the red flag for me is that this guy isnt dead.
April 26, 2026 at 7:38 AM
How long before the Whitehouse realise an AI video of this poor guy going Steven Segal on those poor ice agents?
I bet half those guys will also be being treated for their wounds in a private government run hospital, with Dr Nick on standby to give a statement about how serious their conditions are.
January 25, 2026 at 10:01 AM
You know you are living in rough times when the news networks don't know if the top story is Venezuela, Greenland, Iran or the murder of an innocent mother by ICE.
The situations in Ukraine and Gaza barely get a look in these days.
January 20, 2026 at 8:19 AM
I wanted Morocco to win but that's a travesty. That should be Senegals win.
The referee has made a couple of really poor decisions there.
Senegal leaving the pitch though is a bit much
January 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
The Reiner estate should probably sue Trump for defamation - $5billion should suffice
December 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Are the US being given a weak group on purpose.... 🤔
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Couldn't have put it better!
BBC Under Attack: Pot and Kettle Special

The new Private Eye is out now.
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
For those not understanding what's at stake regarding the BBC:
This is the single most trusted broadcaster in the UK and across the globe.
But more than that, the programming they produce is without equal in its variety & quality.
I fear that people will only realise what they had, once it's gone.
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Well of course we should listen to a guy that recommended injecting bleach and shining a bright light up your arse to defeat Covid...
September 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It's all the immigrants that are over burdening the NHS!
Not a lack of funding in the right area's
September 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My bro spent a day in hospital in France. Back in the UK, he asked me to translate a medical doc using AI. It was immediately apparent that it wasn't correct.
Asking the AI what doc it had translated, it admitted that it couldn't read my doc and so had translated a template it had found online....
September 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
A rainy day today, but my little girl gets to rock her autumn fashion
September 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Genuinely wish AI would create a Dog translator.
I really want to know why my Lab felt the need to roll on the dead, dessicated carcass of a mouse and why she spent 5 mins barking at a new tree stump in the forest this morning.
If I did these things I would be committed 😄
September 17, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Violence can never be tolerated. Nobody deserves to be killed.
However, UK media coverage of a murder in the US is completely excessive.
Until 2 days ago the majority in the UK had not heard of Kirk. Why does his shooting deserve more airtime than Gaza or Ukraine? Or any other US gun shooting?
September 12, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Who knew Cracker barrel was a "restaurant"!
I just thought it was a collective term for the southern redneck states
August 27, 2025 at 9:50 AM
The Bruno criticism is harsh. Amorim should have subbed him.
My concern with Bruno is that he's 30 years old, in a position that does not suit him, while Mainoo is 20 years old and that position DOES suit him.
Anyone considered Bruno at RWB? there are already another 4 defenders back there...
August 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Brilliant stuff Lionesses! That was some real character shown there.
Feel sorry for Spain, a really good footballing team but so happy for England
The winner in the final in 2022.

The winning penalty in the final in 2025.

Chloe Kelly. Was it ever going to be anyone else?
July 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Well done Lionesses! 🎉⚽ Bender incoming 🍾🍻🍷
July 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM