Christopher Noble
@bassgardener.bsky.social
I am a gardener. I am also a skeptic. I can hold opposing thoughts in my head and also hold a civil conversation.
We are surviving, existing, subsisting; I question whether we are living.
October 8, 2026 at 11:19 AM
We are surviving, existing, subsisting; I question whether we are living.
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She looks like a Pennsyltuckey mobile home park owner who lets her tenants pay in meth
October 8, 2026 at 4:54 AM
She looks like a Pennsyltuckey mobile home park owner who lets her tenants pay in meth
This🐝🌳🌺!!!
October 8, 2026 at 11:03 AM
This🐝🌳🌺!!!
@kilteddude.bsky.social You had me at tuba. My friend, Joe, is retired from the Army band, and has given me a greater appreciation of the tuba, the Sousaphone, and all of the other bass and baritone brass. “How low can you go?”
October 8, 2026 at 10:40 AM
@kilteddude.bsky.social You had me at tuba. My friend, Joe, is retired from the Army band, and has given me a greater appreciation of the tuba, the Sousaphone, and all of the other bass and baritone brass. “How low can you go?”
@wanderinglapwing.bsky.social Thanks for appreciating my dark humor. You’ve booked a lot a birds in Ireland and the world.
October 7, 2026 at 9:42 PM
@wanderinglapwing.bsky.social Thanks for appreciating my dark humor. You’ve booked a lot a birds in Ireland and the world.
@happyjoker1.bsky.social My OttoKorrect kicked in and I sent “…a chip off the old ‘turf’ when I actually spelled “…a chip off the old turd.” I think “turd” is a more accurate description of this entire criminal family. Thanks for overlooking my error.
October 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
@happyjoker1.bsky.social My OttoKorrect kicked in and I sent “…a chip off the old ‘turf’ when I actually spelled “…a chip off the old turd.” I think “turd” is a more accurate description of this entire criminal family. Thanks for overlooking my error.
I’m not sure if Naomi and Astra came up with the term, “bunkering,” for their book, End Times Fascism, but, damn, it’s descriptive! Can’t wait for the public library to get a copy of this book.
October 7, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I’m not sure if Naomi and Astra came up with the term, “bunkering,” for their book, End Times Fascism, but, damn, it’s descriptive! Can’t wait for the public library to get a copy of this book.
It must be frustrating for Iron Maiden to have to daily check the doomsday clock before hitting the stage to sing their iconic song, now called “85 Seconds to Midnight.”
October 7, 2026 at 1:09 PM
It must be frustrating for Iron Maiden to have to daily check the doomsday clock before hitting the stage to sing their iconic song, now called “85 Seconds to Midnight.”
The Demented Republican Ugly Meat Puppet Fucker needs to pick up the pace and hasten his demise. At this late juncture, it’s him or us.
October 6, 2026 at 11:00 AM
The Demented Republican Ugly Meat Puppet Fucker needs to pick up the pace and hasten his demise. At this late juncture, it’s him or us.
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4 men in plain clothes kidnap a woman—they claim to be ICE.
Woman's name is Angel Zhao.
She lives in Huntington Beach, California—originally Shanghai, China.
Woman's name is Angel Zhao.
She lives in Huntington Beach, California—originally Shanghai, China.
October 4, 2026 at 4:46 PM
4 men in plain clothes kidnap a woman—they claim to be ICE.
Woman's name is Angel Zhao.
She lives in Huntington Beach, California—originally Shanghai, China.
Woman's name is Angel Zhao.
She lives in Huntington Beach, California—originally Shanghai, China.
My nephew is getting married today. I really like his fiancee. They have been together since Spanish 2 in high school. The only thing I hope for them is that they don’t have children until Trump is gone and MAGA is crushed.
October 4, 2026 at 8:34 AM
My nephew is getting married today. I really like his fiancee. They have been together since Spanish 2 in high school. The only thing I hope for them is that they don’t have children until Trump is gone and MAGA is crushed.
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Sir Ian McKellen orates 'The Stranger's Case' from 'Sir Thomas More' by Shakespeare about the Evil May Day xenophobic riot of 1517 in London.
This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'.
This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'.
October 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Sir Ian McKellen orates 'The Stranger's Case' from 'Sir Thomas More' by Shakespeare about the Evil May Day xenophobic riot of 1517 in London.
This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'.
This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'.
Why does Byron Donalds take one step forward and then goes three steps back trying to escape Trump’s ass during this election season? He is one of those strange people who is black MAGA. I just don’t get it.
October 2, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Why does Byron Donalds take one step forward and then goes three steps back trying to escape Trump’s ass during this election season? He is one of those strange people who is black MAGA. I just don’t get it.
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Kegsbreath? What a fucking douchebro Nazi lunatic!
October 2, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Kegsbreath? What a fucking douchebro Nazi lunatic!
I’m not going to cut my hair or shave because I want to be a Dollar Tree Bruce McGill for Halloween. I’ve given up on trying to be a Temu Mark Hamill.
October 2, 2026 at 11:04 AM
I’m not going to cut my hair or shave because I want to be a Dollar Tree Bruce McGill for Halloween. I’ve given up on trying to be a Temu Mark Hamill.
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“Since assuming office in 2015… out-of-state trips to places such as the California wine country, Caribbean resorts and European tourism hot spots”
Paxton wants to continue to grift off taxpayers, Talarico wants to work to work for Texans.
#Sheshed
apnews.com/article/ken-...
Paxton wants to continue to grift off taxpayers, Talarico wants to work to work for Texans.
#Sheshed
apnews.com/article/ken-...
Inside Ken Paxton's jet-setting lifestyle: California wineries, European hot spots and ski resorts
When Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton launched his campaign for Senate last year, he skipped the local pageantry.
apnews.com
October 1, 2026 at 2:37 PM
“Since assuming office in 2015… out-of-state trips to places such as the California wine country, Caribbean resorts and European tourism hot spots”
Paxton wants to continue to grift off taxpayers, Talarico wants to work to work for Texans.
#Sheshed
apnews.com/article/ken-...
Paxton wants to continue to grift off taxpayers, Talarico wants to work to work for Texans.
#Sheshed
apnews.com/article/ken-...
As of Feb. 3, 2024, did the University of Maryland’s women’s basketball team change their name to the Terrapin Warriors and did they play home games in Atlanta, GA? I dare you to ask Google.
October 1, 2026 at 2:17 PM
As of Feb. 3, 2024, did the University of Maryland’s women’s basketball team change their name to the Terrapin Warriors and did they play home games in Atlanta, GA? I dare you to ask Google.
“Tailgunner” Eric Schmitthead is picking up Joe McCarthy’s sleazy mantle with alacrity. Joe was a drunk. What’s Eric’s damage?
October 1, 2026 at 2:05 PM
“Tailgunner” Eric Schmitthead is picking up Joe McCarthy’s sleazy mantle with alacrity. Joe was a drunk. What’s Eric’s damage?
How long will it take for there to be an Islamic Republic of Iranq in the Middle East?
October 1, 2026 at 1:34 PM
How long will it take for there to be an Islamic Republic of Iranq in the Middle East?
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Dear Eric Schmitt: Other places where Jack Smith was not on February 3 —
Skateboarding with Tony Hawk
Watching a Howard Hawks film
Visiting Ethan Hawke
Jamming with Hamish Hawk
At a Seattle Seahawks game
At a Chicago Blackhawks game
Birdwatching Cooper’s hawks
…but now he’s watching you like a hawk
Skateboarding with Tony Hawk
Watching a Howard Hawks film
Visiting Ethan Hawke
Jamming with Hamish Hawk
At a Seattle Seahawks game
At a Chicago Blackhawks game
Birdwatching Cooper’s hawks
…but now he’s watching you like a hawk
September 30, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Dear Eric Schmitt: Other places where Jack Smith was not on February 3 —
Skateboarding with Tony Hawk
Watching a Howard Hawks film
Visiting Ethan Hawke
Jamming with Hamish Hawk
At a Seattle Seahawks game
At a Chicago Blackhawks game
Birdwatching Cooper’s hawks
…but now he’s watching you like a hawk
Skateboarding with Tony Hawk
Watching a Howard Hawks film
Visiting Ethan Hawke
Jamming with Hamish Hawk
At a Seattle Seahawks game
At a Chicago Blackhawks game
Birdwatching Cooper’s hawks
…but now he’s watching you like a hawk
Donald Trump thinks Canada is one of the worst countries in the world. His estimation makes me love Canada even more. Trump’s trade war against Canada is moronic.
September 30, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Donald Trump thinks Canada is one of the worst countries in the world. His estimation makes me love Canada even more. Trump’s trade war against Canada is moronic.
Why would any self-respecting black man or any woman run for office as a MAGA rethuglican? A Drumpf endorsed black or female candidate must be seriously delusional. Please try to explain their reasoning because I am perplexed.
September 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Why would any self-respecting black man or any woman run for office as a MAGA rethuglican? A Drumpf endorsed black or female candidate must be seriously delusional. Please try to explain their reasoning because I am perplexed.
So, Prosecutor Jack Smith colluded with Hawkeye Caitlin Clark in College Park, MD (or was it Landover, MD?) to engineer a 93-85 defeat of the Lady Terps on the day after Groundhog Day of 2024. I think the committee has heard enough testimony to call this hearing a sham.
September 30, 2026 at 7:37 PM
So, Prosecutor Jack Smith colluded with Hawkeye Caitlin Clark in College Park, MD (or was it Landover, MD?) to engineer a 93-85 defeat of the Lady Terps on the day after Groundhog Day of 2024. I think the committee has heard enough testimony to call this hearing a sham.