Bazlyons
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I was like this when I got here
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They say that 40 is the new 30, but these traffic police are having none of it.
February 5, 2025 at 7:59 AM
They say that 40 is the new 30, but these traffic police are having none of it.
Tough way for Ann Widdecombe to discover there is no god.
July 10, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Tough way for Ann Widdecombe to discover there is no god.
It’s wild to think India and China could each lose 1 billion people and still be No 1 and 2.
July 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
It’s wild to think India and China could each lose 1 billion people and still be No 1 and 2.
When you really don’t want a hug.
July 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
When you really don’t want a hug.
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Germany and the Netherlands right now
Homer and Bart Simpson Sitting
ALT: Homer and Bart Simpson Sitting
static.klipy.com
July 1, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Germany and the Netherlands right now
Between the English and the Dutch going out, the chickens are really coming home to roost for the historic colonisers. Belgium better watch out.
July 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Between the English and the Dutch going out, the chickens are really coming home to roost for the historic colonisers. Belgium better watch out.
34 degrees and heading to see The Cure. There’ll be Goths in full black overheating like a dog in a car all over the gaff this evening.
June 26, 2026 at 1:11 PM
34 degrees and heading to see The Cure. There’ll be Goths in full black overheating like a dog in a car all over the gaff this evening.
Hydration breaks in an air conditioned stadium. What are they drinking? Bovril?
June 17, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Hydration breaks in an air conditioned stadium. What are they drinking? Bovril?
Hopefully it’s fatal.
Trump looks swollen, pale, and ailing at the G7
(Isabel Infantes/Pool via Getty)
(Isabel Infantes/Pool via Getty)
June 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Hopefully it’s fatal.
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hi
I’m open minded on real names. We should definitely ban “cartoon avatar coupled with cutesy or “funny” name and behaves like an absolute tool” though.
June 16, 2026 at 7:45 PM
hi
I think the occupants of both continents would be infinitely happier if Americans just stayed home.
June 8, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I think the occupants of both continents would be infinitely happier if Americans just stayed home.
Mrs L: do you know what trouser style is coming back into fashion?
Me: what do you think? Of course I don’t.
Mrs L: harem pants…
Me: oh god no, horrible
Mrs L: …and I just bought some
I really need to start waiting for her to finish the sentence
Me: what do you think? Of course I don’t.
Mrs L: harem pants…
Me: oh god no, horrible
Mrs L: …and I just bought some
I really need to start waiting for her to finish the sentence
April 25, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Mrs L: do you know what trouser style is coming back into fashion?
Me: what do you think? Of course I don’t.
Mrs L: harem pants…
Me: oh god no, horrible
Mrs L: …and I just bought some
I really need to start waiting for her to finish the sentence
Me: what do you think? Of course I don’t.
Mrs L: harem pants…
Me: oh god no, horrible
Mrs L: …and I just bought some
I really need to start waiting for her to finish the sentence
So far it’s only Ok Friday.
April 3, 2026 at 9:16 PM
So far it’s only Ok Friday.
First Noem and now Bondi. Anyone else think Trump just discovered he’d hired women?
April 2, 2026 at 6:47 PM
First Noem and now Bondi. Anyone else think Trump just discovered he’d hired women?
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March 29, 2026 at 7:49 AM
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oh, america, with your no kettles and your fascist leader
March 27, 2026 at 3:29 PM
oh, america, with your no kettles and your fascist leader
Not the only one
March 6, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Not the only one
Republicans are so reluctant to talk about a war you’d swear it was in the Epstein files
March 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Republicans are so reluctant to talk about a war you’d swear it was in the Epstein files
I’ve been using Artificial Intelligence for years if you expand the definition to include pretending to understand things
March 6, 2026 at 7:19 AM
I’ve been using Artificial Intelligence for years if you expand the definition to include pretending to understand things
So I’ve discovered I’ve an irrational hatred for people who say “happy (insert today’s day name here)”. Like someone said “Happy Wednesday” to me to day and I felt like punching the simpleton in the throat. Would certainly take some of the gloss off the happiness.
March 4, 2026 at 7:28 PM
So I’ve discovered I’ve an irrational hatred for people who say “happy (insert today’s day name here)”. Like someone said “Happy Wednesday” to me to day and I felt like punching the simpleton in the throat. Would certainly take some of the gloss off the happiness.