spoon
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too many thoughts for one small body. art historian in limbo
i’ve been so overwhelmed with life lately i totally forgot i can just vent to the void with this app
August 6, 2026 at 12:30 PM
i’ve been so overwhelmed with life lately i totally forgot i can just vent to the void with this app
i think people who use highway shoulders and exit/merge lanes to skip traffic should get shot in the back of the foot no exceptions
June 20, 2026 at 9:08 PM
i think people who use highway shoulders and exit/merge lanes to skip traffic should get shot in the back of the foot no exceptions
sucks when ordering food and getting the wrong order delivered. but mostly i feel bad for whoever gets my panda express order because we were in two different quality mindsets when ordering food
May 5, 2026 at 3:54 AM
sucks when ordering food and getting the wrong order delivered. but mostly i feel bad for whoever gets my panda express order because we were in two different quality mindsets when ordering food
it’s only when i need to be up early is my body determined to not sleep
May 2, 2026 at 8:58 AM
it’s only when i need to be up early is my body determined to not sleep
received the ultimate compliment: the guy at TSA complimented my bin for being organized
April 27, 2026 at 12:24 AM
received the ultimate compliment: the guy at TSA complimented my bin for being organized
thoughts and prayers for me & this migraine i wish wasn’t happening
April 24, 2026 at 12:29 PM
thoughts and prayers for me & this migraine i wish wasn’t happening
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stupidest timeline continues to produce new dumb events, somehow
April 13, 2026 at 1:58 AM
stupidest timeline continues to produce new dumb events, somehow
shoutout to the people of lincolnwood who have been out over the highway every friday protesting ICE
April 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
shoutout to the people of lincolnwood who have been out over the highway every friday protesting ICE
reasons i’ve cried today: adults at pokémon card tables at conventions making sure children walk out with the card they want & more
March 26, 2026 at 6:29 AM
reasons i’ve cried today: adults at pokémon card tables at conventions making sure children walk out with the card they want & more
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unnerving lofi beats to tremble and cower to
March 23, 2026 at 3:30 PM
unnerving lofi beats to tremble and cower to
wow i finally unpacked the last moving box and it only took 10 months
March 15, 2026 at 7:03 PM
wow i finally unpacked the last moving box and it only took 10 months
i’m a monster for watching mormon wives but why are the men so present considering how many of them are separated
March 15, 2026 at 5:35 AM
i’m a monster for watching mormon wives but why are the men so present considering how many of them are separated
soffe shorts making a comeback has to be a recession indicator right?
March 14, 2026 at 2:04 AM
soffe shorts making a comeback has to be a recession indicator right?
update: i got the floss out but that was only after spending $20 on various other flosses, got another type stuck, and panic called my dentist for an emergency visit.
i was able to get it out & now i have to cancel the emergency visit
i was able to get it out & now i have to cancel the emergency visit
March 11, 2026 at 5:30 AM
update: i got the floss out but that was only after spending $20 on various other flosses, got another type stuck, and panic called my dentist for an emergency visit.
i was able to get it out & now i have to cancel the emergency visit
i was able to get it out & now i have to cancel the emergency visit
woke up to still find i have floss stuck between my teeth & it wasn’t some awful dream
March 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
woke up to still find i have floss stuck between my teeth & it wasn’t some awful dream
alright U of I, i see your late night atomic jazz hour & i love it
March 1, 2026 at 5:53 AM
alright U of I, i see your late night atomic jazz hour & i love it
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We live in hell but do our best
February 26, 2026 at 5:58 AM
We live in hell but do our best
add jeopardy to the reasons i’ve cried over television
February 27, 2026 at 4:39 AM
add jeopardy to the reasons i’ve cried over television
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A new book about fetish cultures shrewdly considers the ways in which we imbue objects with meaning and status.
What Fetishists Can Teach Us About Consumerism and Desire
A new book asserts that we all might learn something from fetishists, who exist in playful surrender to the things that they covet.
www.newyorker.com
February 25, 2026 at 10:54 PM
A new book about fetish cultures shrewdly considers the ways in which we imbue objects with meaning and status.
damn hate to see a coworker who i only had good experiences add me on insta to see her repost some right wing shit to her story
February 25, 2026 at 5:56 AM
damn hate to see a coworker who i only had good experiences add me on insta to see her repost some right wing shit to her story
i can’t believe the man who has likely never purchased his own groceries has the audacity to talk about the price of food that hasn’t changed? eggs, milk, meat, none of that is cheaper??
February 25, 2026 at 2:49 AM
i can’t believe the man who has likely never purchased his own groceries has the audacity to talk about the price of food that hasn’t changed? eggs, milk, meat, none of that is cheaper??
listening to this little girl in the waiting room talk to her dad “you are a demon!” for taking her chair
February 23, 2026 at 8:06 PM
listening to this little girl in the waiting room talk to her dad “you are a demon!” for taking her chair
bought myself a weighted goose stuffed animal as a reward for going to the doctor lol
February 23, 2026 at 8:00 PM
bought myself a weighted goose stuffed animal as a reward for going to the doctor lol
i love being anxious about going to the doctor and simultaneously convinced i am dying of some secret thing. like why can’t i be normal and just assume i’m healthy
February 23, 2026 at 5:46 AM
i love being anxious about going to the doctor and simultaneously convinced i am dying of some secret thing. like why can’t i be normal and just assume i’m healthy
i love crying during the olympics
February 20, 2026 at 4:45 AM
i love crying during the olympics