Sid Menon
@beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com
the he/him who made every joke. co-hosting @bghof.com, hosting/editing We Thought About Games, and musicking as NETWORKS. all my posts are good
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"hey bro, can you give me that catalogue"
"bro... sure"
"bro... sure"
maaaaan i was really looking forward to the wo long 2 demo. has the same issue that came outta nowhere in WL1 where it behaves like i'm trying to use a playstation controller in xinput mode (pressing L2 does right analog stick right, R3 is start, stuff like that)
i have no idea how to fix this!!
i have no idea how to fix this!!
September 17, 2026 at 6:14 AM
maaaaan i was really looking forward to the wo long 2 demo. has the same issue that came outta nowhere in WL1 where it behaves like i'm trying to use a playstation controller in xinput mode (pressing L2 does right analog stick right, R3 is start, stuff like that)
i have no idea how to fix this!!
i have no idea how to fix this!!
post-orgy clean-up for the bottom who has no gender preferences
you know
de-glazing the pan
you know
de-glazing the pan
September 16, 2026 at 10:56 PM
post-orgy clean-up for the bottom who has no gender preferences
you know
de-glazing the pan
you know
de-glazing the pan
Reposted by Sid Menon
I wrote it in here, but lol, here's the neon sign: I'm OPEN TO WORK. Anything involving writing or editing words, editing video, teaching (I've been teaching college since 2009), and hey, I'm an EMT and got my phlebotomy cert a couple years back. I'm versatile!
September 15, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I wrote it in here, but lol, here's the neon sign: I'm OPEN TO WORK. Anything involving writing or editing words, editing video, teaching (I've been teaching college since 2009), and hey, I'm an EMT and got my phlebotomy cert a couple years back. I'm versatile!
i'm roning right now
September 16, 2026 at 6:30 PM
i'm roning right now
Reposted by Sid Menon
When I heard people compare Hathaway to a James Bond film, I wasn't expecting such a direct reference to one of the most iconic Bond songs right out of the gate.
September 16, 2026 at 2:46 PM
When I heard people compare Hathaway to a James Bond film, I wasn't expecting such a direct reference to one of the most iconic Bond songs right out of the gate.
the longer it takes for the RE9 story DLC to have any information, the more i'll tack on to what i'm expecting:
-playable zeno with double jump
-customizable outfit (cannot remove anything or zeno will die)
-zeno laments the transphobia faced by morpheus duvall from dead aim
-ark thompson boss fight
-playable zeno with double jump
-customizable outfit (cannot remove anything or zeno will die)
-zeno laments the transphobia faced by morpheus duvall from dead aim
-ark thompson boss fight
Capcom Spotlight - TGS 2026 begins in 13 minutes (7 AM PT) www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I2X...
40-minute presentation
Lineup:
-Monster Hunter Wilds: Ascendance
-Dragon's Dogma 2: Dark Arisen
-Mega Man Dual Override
-Street Fighter 6
40-minute presentation
Lineup:
-Monster Hunter Wilds: Ascendance
-Dragon's Dogma 2: Dark Arisen
-Mega Man Dual Override
-Street Fighter 6
September 16, 2026 at 3:39 PM
the longer it takes for the RE9 story DLC to have any information, the more i'll tack on to what i'm expecting:
-playable zeno with double jump
-customizable outfit (cannot remove anything or zeno will die)
-zeno laments the transphobia faced by morpheus duvall from dead aim
-ark thompson boss fight
-playable zeno with double jump
-customizable outfit (cannot remove anything or zeno will die)
-zeno laments the transphobia faced by morpheus duvall from dead aim
-ark thompson boss fight
congratulations to everyone who was looking forward to Dynasty Tactics 4: Fire Emblem Three Houses 2: Fortune's Weave
September 16, 2026 at 2:18 PM
congratulations to everyone who was looking forward to Dynasty Tactics 4: Fire Emblem Three Houses 2: Fortune's Weave
hoping against reason that their dalliances with AI don't poison this, because lies had a bo staff weapon made from pinocchio's long liar nose (sprouted from a painting, not your own face) which means this game will likely have ruby rocket slippers that let dorothy do foot dive or spinning bird kick
Neowiz files 'Wonders of O' trademark, likely Lies of P sequel euipo.europa.eu/eSearch/#det...
September 14, 2026 at 3:14 PM
hoping against reason that their dalliances with AI don't poison this, because lies had a bo staff weapon made from pinocchio's long liar nose (sprouted from a painting, not your own face) which means this game will likely have ruby rocket slippers that let dorothy do foot dive or spinning bird kick
"Ill Postino" would be a great name for an extremely online rapper
September 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
"Ill Postino" would be a great name for an extremely online rapper
i disliked this game so much that it was my choice for off the deep end's kusoge grab bag episode which i guested on. whatever you think team ninja would do well in UA3 was done better by raven software in UA1
i'm as confused as you are by that statement
i'm as confused as you are by that statement
September 13, 2026 at 2:44 PM
i disliked this game so much that it was my choice for off the deep end's kusoge grab bag episode which i guested on. whatever you think team ninja would do well in UA3 was done better by raven software in UA1
i'm as confused as you are by that statement
i'm as confused as you are by that statement
GUY: ugh i'm so sick of my bitch wife interrupting during the big game am i right fellas!!
DM: stuart we're playing d&d, it's your wife's turn
GUY: i roll to hate my wife
DM: it's your wife's turn
DM: stuart we're playing d&d, it's your wife's turn
GUY: i roll to hate my wife
DM: it's your wife's turn
September 13, 2026 at 2:20 PM
GUY: ugh i'm so sick of my bitch wife interrupting during the big game am i right fellas!!
DM: stuart we're playing d&d, it's your wife's turn
GUY: i roll to hate my wife
DM: it's your wife's turn
DM: stuart we're playing d&d, it's your wife's turn
GUY: i roll to hate my wife
DM: it's your wife's turn
love it when a gamepad is advertised as being able to record up to 32 inputs on a macro button, as if modern games are simply full to bursting with occasions to do 32 consistent inputs in a row
September 12, 2026 at 4:13 PM
love it when a gamepad is advertised as being able to record up to 32 inputs on a macro button, as if modern games are simply full to bursting with occasions to do 32 consistent inputs in a row
i'll tell you once more
shlonking my dick 'til it hort
don't bring me down
shlonking my dick 'til it hort
don't bring me down
September 12, 2026 at 4:10 AM
i'll tell you once more
shlonking my dick 'til it hort
don't bring me down
shlonking my dick 'til it hort
don't bring me down
in middle school, i always ran to my locker after lunch (for... fun i guess?)
not too long after al-qaeda claimed responsibility for 9/11, some guy leaving class at the same time would shout "bin laden!" at me
eventually, during one such moment, a teacher shouted "HEY
stop running in the hallway"
not too long after al-qaeda claimed responsibility for 9/11, some guy leaving class at the same time would shout "bin laden!" at me
eventually, during one such moment, a teacher shouted "HEY
stop running in the hallway"
September 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
in middle school, i always ran to my locker after lunch (for... fun i guess?)
not too long after al-qaeda claimed responsibility for 9/11, some guy leaving class at the same time would shout "bin laden!" at me
eventually, during one such moment, a teacher shouted "HEY
stop running in the hallway"
not too long after al-qaeda claimed responsibility for 9/11, some guy leaving class at the same time would shout "bin laden!" at me
eventually, during one such moment, a teacher shouted "HEY
stop running in the hallway"
budget concerns and missed deadlines are only good reasons to drop a project if your company demonstrably knows how to spend money
This week, PlayStation announced that it had pulled out of publishing Hideo Kojima's next game, Physint. But the company didn't give a reason. So I made some calls.
Here's why PlayStation bailed and why Xbox snapped Kojima right up: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Here's why PlayStation bailed and why Xbox snapped Kojima right up: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
PlayStation Ditched Hideo Kojima’s ‘Physint’ on Budget Concerns, Missed Deadlines
The legendary Japanese creator of ‘Death Stranding’ will take his new game to Xbox
www.bloomberg.com
September 11, 2026 at 4:15 PM
budget concerns and missed deadlines are only good reasons to drop a project if your company demonstrably knows how to spend money
IDEA: solo musician who sells a lot of tickets because his teen fanbase can't get enough of his four beautiful lawyers. the entertainment industry only interviews them and gets quotes like "yeah we gotta sit down and let him play us his little songs sometimes, you know how it is with musicians!!"
September 11, 2026 at 2:13 PM
IDEA: solo musician who sells a lot of tickets because his teen fanbase can't get enough of his four beautiful lawyers. the entertainment industry only interviews them and gets quotes like "yeah we gotta sit down and let him play us his little songs sometimes, you know how it is with musicians!!"
IDEA: one of those dead wife videos that a protagonist plays on repeat, but it's from a time when she was talking to a pet and going "hewwo widdle goo goo shmoomy goopbrain" or whatever
September 11, 2026 at 2:06 PM
IDEA: one of those dead wife videos that a protagonist plays on repeat, but it's from a time when she was talking to a pet and going "hewwo widdle goo goo shmoomy goopbrain" or whatever
OBSTACLES FOR GUNDAM GAMES
❌publishing and promoting the worst ones
❌repeatedly covering the same eras, stories, and perspectives
❌story presented as contextless quotes, strung together and repeated ad nauseum in a way that barely makes sense even if you've seen the shows they're from
✅too much lore
❌publishing and promoting the worst ones
❌repeatedly covering the same eras, stories, and perspectives
❌story presented as contextless quotes, strung together and repeated ad nauseum in a way that barely makes sense even if you've seen the shows they're from
✅too much lore
Gundam Rogue Orbit is designed for “action gamers,” aiming to lower the barrier to entry created by Gundam’s decades of past shows, devs…
Gundam Rogue Orbit is designed for “action gamers,” aiming to lower the barrier to entry created by Gundam’s decades of past shows, devs say
Gundam Rogue Orbit launches March 5, 2027 for PC (Steam), PS5, and Xbox Series X|S.
automaton-media.com
September 9, 2026 at 7:58 PM
OBSTACLES FOR GUNDAM GAMES
❌publishing and promoting the worst ones
❌repeatedly covering the same eras, stories, and perspectives
❌story presented as contextless quotes, strung together and repeated ad nauseum in a way that barely makes sense even if you've seen the shows they're from
✅too much lore
❌publishing and promoting the worst ones
❌repeatedly covering the same eras, stories, and perspectives
❌story presented as contextless quotes, strung together and repeated ad nauseum in a way that barely makes sense even if you've seen the shows they're from
✅too much lore
still didn't get the sequel/remaster announcement i'd hoped for at this nintendo direct :[
September 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
still didn't get the sequel/remaster announcement i'd hoped for at this nintendo direct :[
only just now realizing that they started the general nintendo direct with this instead of including it in the zelda-focused one yesterday. nintendo you set the schedules. why did you do this
Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity Definitive Edition announced. Feb 25 for Switch 2
60 FPS
more enemies on screen
all content from DLC
harder difficulty
discount for owners
60 FPS
more enemies on screen
all content from DLC
harder difficulty
discount for owners
September 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
only just now realizing that they started the general nintendo direct with this instead of including it in the zelda-focused one yesterday. nintendo you set the schedules. why did you do this
Breadth of the Wide
Kirby and the World Beyond Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUp_...
September 9, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Breadth of the Wide
i originally hoped the next retroid flip had the trio of one screen, d-pad up top, and inset controls
now i'm more annoyed that they did top d-pad AND my beloved digital triggers, but it's only on the cheaper model solely made to dunk on anbernic (with a chip too weak for most 3DS emulation)
now i'm more annoyed that they did top d-pad AND my beloved digital triggers, but it's only on the cheaper model solely made to dunk on anbernic (with a chip too weak for most 3DS emulation)
Retroid Pocket Duo and Duo Lite Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l4W...
September 9, 2026 at 2:02 PM
i originally hoped the next retroid flip had the trio of one screen, d-pad up top, and inset controls
now i'm more annoyed that they did top d-pad AND my beloved digital triggers, but it's only on the cheaper model solely made to dunk on anbernic (with a chip too weak for most 3DS emulation)
now i'm more annoyed that they did top d-pad AND my beloved digital triggers, but it's only on the cheaper model solely made to dunk on anbernic (with a chip too weak for most 3DS emulation)
the ocaremake's iteration of this pose immediately made me think of this
September 8, 2026 at 3:40 PM
the ocaremake's iteration of this pose immediately made me think of this
lesbian piccolo's signature beam attack, makankōsapphō
September 8, 2026 at 2:13 PM
lesbian piccolo's signature beam attack, makankōsapphō