Maximus
@beardreaux.bsky.social
36, 6'1", 280 🏳️🌈
married to a grizzly bear 🐻
i'm a bear who thinks he's a dog 🐾
sometimes i'm an orc 😤
soft Dad vibes ☺️
let me sniff your pits 🐽
very nsfw 🔞
https://woof.group/@beardreaux
married to a grizzly bear 🐻
i'm a bear who thinks he's a dog 🐾
sometimes i'm an orc 😤
soft Dad vibes ☺️
let me sniff your pits 🐽
very nsfw 🔞
https://woof.group/@beardreaux
Pinned
"I'd rather heat up a frozen pizza and eat it than worry about my butthole the rest of the night"
- a thing I just said (🫣😆 lmao)
- a thing I just said (🫣😆 lmao)
September 2, 2026 at 2:49 AM
"I'd rather heat up a frozen pizza and eat it than worry about my butthole the rest of the night"
- a thing I just said (🫣😆 lmao)
- a thing I just said (🫣😆 lmao)
pro tip: when someone doesn't want to have sex with you, DON'T verbally assault them and their loved ones
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August 29, 2026 at 4:09 PM
pro tip: when someone doesn't want to have sex with you, DON'T verbally assault them and their loved ones
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lick my thick dad dick
August 28, 2026 at 4:08 PM
lick my thick dad dick
Plex has become such a terrible user experience for self-hosting that despite my lifetime pass I've officially switched to Jellyfin. my overall experience using my own media has immediately improved.
August 24, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Plex has become such a terrible user experience for self-hosting that despite my lifetime pass I've officially switched to Jellyfin. my overall experience using my own media has immediately improved.
huff my hairy dad pits 🐽
August 24, 2026 at 3:44 PM
huff my hairy dad pits 🐽
suck my hairy dad tits
August 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
suck my hairy dad tits
well the bank I used to work for recently publicly closed a deal with anthr0pic to fund their data centers so I guess I dodged a bullet there
August 11, 2026 at 2:42 PM
well the bank I used to work for recently publicly closed a deal with anthr0pic to fund their data centers so I guess I dodged a bullet there
I'm tired of the era of social media where people turn their identity into a small advertising agency to showcase their participation in distributed marketing campaigns
August 2, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I'm tired of the era of social media where people turn their identity into a small advertising agency to showcase their participation in distributed marketing campaigns
need these heavy balls worshipped
July 28, 2026 at 5:00 AM
need these heavy balls worshipped
I mooed when I came just now
July 27, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I mooed when I came just now
Reposted by Maximus
you know what to do 🐽
July 14, 2026 at 3:35 PM
you know what to do 🐽
🌀 any time and any place you notice Dad's horny you will offer him your holes 🌀
🌀 it makes you happy to make Dad happy 🌀
🌀 it makes you happy to make Dad happy 🌀
July 14, 2026 at 5:51 AM
🌀 any time and any place you notice Dad's horny you will offer him your holes 🌀
🌀 it makes you happy to make Dad happy 🌀
🌀 it makes you happy to make Dad happy 🌀
me: i'm hungry
him: you can eat my butthole
me: will it provide nourishment?
him: ... no?
me: ... i'll still eat it
him: you can eat my butthole
me: will it provide nourishment?
him: ... no?
me: ... i'll still eat it
July 14, 2026 at 1:24 AM
me: i'm hungry
him: you can eat my butthole
me: will it provide nourishment?
him: ... no?
me: ... i'll still eat it
him: you can eat my butthole
me: will it provide nourishment?
him: ... no?
me: ... i'll still eat it
I fully expect M$ to be having streetwide outages within the next few months that they blame on AI
July 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I fully expect M$ to be having streetwide outages within the next few months that they blame on AI
need some sons to worship these musky balls and pits 🐽🐽🐽
July 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
need some sons to worship these musky balls and pits 🐽🐽🐽
ready to drain Dad's bull balls?
July 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
ready to drain Dad's bull balls?
when your balls sag so low that they cover your hole -
July 1, 2026 at 3:48 AM
when your balls sag so low that they cover your hole -
time for you to be my good boy
June 30, 2026 at 3:52 AM
time for you to be my good boy
any tech furs and other followers have any leads on roles please dm
June 29, 2026 at 5:25 AM
any tech furs and other followers have any leads on roles please dm