Turns out I can separate the art from the artist - I can respect someone as a person even if they did Thrift Shop.
September 18, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Turns out I can separate the art from the artist - I can respect someone as a person even if they did Thrift Shop.
Hey LLM!!! Stop saying 'yes' to everything! That's MY job! That's my thing!! Thief!!
August 4, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Hey LLM!!! Stop saying 'yes' to everything! That's MY job! That's my thing!! Thief!!
People make fun of fanfic writers meanwhile celebrity fan artists are getting a $100k prize from some guy called Archibald what the hell
April 30, 2026 at 6:28 AM
People make fun of fanfic writers meanwhile celebrity fan artists are getting a $100k prize from some guy called Archibald what the hell
An apple a day keeps the doctor away cause I'm piffing those apples at em
April 24, 2026 at 1:51 PM
An apple a day keeps the doctor away cause I'm piffing those apples at em
I keep losing the wet tshirt contest and my top is fucking soaked man. It's sopping dang it.
March 12, 2026 at 12:29 PM
I keep losing the wet tshirt contest and my top is fucking soaked man. It's sopping dang it.
Happy international women's day you can go to any 7 Eleven and fill up a woman! Slurpee full to the brim!
March 8, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Happy international women's day you can go to any 7 Eleven and fill up a woman! Slurpee full to the brim!
You aren't allowed in the book club!! You are not a book!!!!!!
March 3, 2026 at 7:24 AM
You aren't allowed in the book club!! You are not a book!!!!!!
Breathing is good and all but why doesn't oxygen taste good? I'm eating so much of this and it's bland.
February 26, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Breathing is good and all but why doesn't oxygen taste good? I'm eating so much of this and it's bland.
I would feel so bad if I was a fish and John West rejected me
February 18, 2026 at 8:26 AM
I would feel so bad if I was a fish and John West rejected me
Hanging breasts off a handbag that's a laboob-boob
February 8, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Hanging breasts off a handbag that's a laboob-boob
Banana for scale: never worn
February 5, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Banana for scale: never worn
Making a biblically accurate snow angel by just flopping around a bunch
February 1, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Making a biblically accurate snow angel by just flopping around a bunch
Yes insomnia sucks but it's only one sleep til Christmas
January 21, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Yes insomnia sucks but it's only one sleep til Christmas
Got an eye test and yep! Confirmed! They're eyes!
January 20, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Got an eye test and yep! Confirmed! They're eyes!
Reposted by Bec Petraitis
(hearing it's been declared a Total Fire Ban day) surely they don't mean my Big Fire
January 7, 2026 at 3:49 AM
(hearing it's been declared a Total Fire Ban day) surely they don't mean my Big Fire
You gotta zooper that dooper! Zoop until you're dooped! I think I have heat stroke! Zoop doop zap dap boop!
January 7, 2026 at 5:10 AM
You gotta zooper that dooper! Zoop until you're dooped! I think I have heat stroke! Zoop doop zap dap boop!
I still could be that guy you know who builds a vert ramp in their house and breaks their arm. Any day now.
December 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I still could be that guy you know who builds a vert ramp in their house and breaks their arm. Any day now.
It's time for your Google Keep Wrapped!
- You wrote 27 notes between midnight and 4am that mean nothing to you now!
- Pretty sure there's some unlabelled passwords in here.
- Hell yeah, keep pinning that motivational quote, king!!
- You wrote 27 notes between midnight and 4am that mean nothing to you now!
- Pretty sure there's some unlabelled passwords in here.
- Hell yeah, keep pinning that motivational quote, king!!
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It's time for your Google Keep Wrapped!
- You wrote 27 notes between midnight and 4am that mean nothing to you now!
- Pretty sure there's some unlabelled passwords in here.
- Hell yeah, keep pinning that motivational quote, king!!
- You wrote 27 notes between midnight and 4am that mean nothing to you now!
- Pretty sure there's some unlabelled passwords in here.
- Hell yeah, keep pinning that motivational quote, king!!
This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that "Rebecca Black is in Ballarat" is the most beautiful.
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that "Rebecca Black is in Ballarat" is the most beautiful.
Thinking of everyone today who doesn't want to admit they still use spotify but it said they were 21
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Thinking of everyone today who doesn't want to admit they still use spotify but it said they were 21
Shoutout to all the neuromilds, neuro- extra hots, and the neuro-lemon and herbs
December 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Shoutout to all the neuromilds, neuro- extra hots, and the neuro-lemon and herbs
Me? I've never been better! I'm always unwell!
November 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Me? I've never been better! I'm always unwell!
I don't believe in a vengeful god but I know he'd smite an influencer opening a whole advent calendar at once.
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I don't believe in a vengeful god but I know he'd smite an influencer opening a whole advent calendar at once.
Who's got two thumbs and can I have one?
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Who's got two thumbs and can I have one?
I'm really starting to embrace an NPC lifestyle. I love to wander back and forth, I wear clothes, I threaten anyone who dares walk under my bridge, if you select the third option I stab - it's good!
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I'm really starting to embrace an NPC lifestyle. I love to wander back and forth, I wear clothes, I threaten anyone who dares walk under my bridge, if you select the third option I stab - it's good!