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beef boy
@beefboy.bsky.social
· Nov 26
virgin birth out my penis. jesus 2 is ripping out of me like bugs bunny's fingers in a double barrel shotgun
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the amount of companies you see that just, didn't google anything before launching. brother your company's name is a slur.
September 29, 2026 at 6:44 PM
the amount of companies you see that just, didn't google anything before launching. brother your company's name is a slur.
the great genius of the Peacemaker intro is that it satisfies the engrained human urge to watch a bunch of people you recognize do a little dance
September 28, 2026 at 3:03 PM
the great genius of the Peacemaker intro is that it satisfies the engrained human urge to watch a bunch of people you recognize do a little dance
job interview tip: Bring a rope and subtly imply that you’re not doing so well mentally throughout the discussion
September 27, 2026 at 2:12 PM
job interview tip: Bring a rope and subtly imply that you’re not doing so well mentally throughout the discussion
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dirty alley. a man in front of me, crying. sweat rolls down my neck. my heart is racing, i don't know if the rats is either. i shouldnt be here. i feel a sharp tug under my hat- i scream. it's raw, the power tearing apart my throat. i don't hear the gunshot. the man lies dead. remy's wish, my burden
September 14, 2026 at 5:11 PM
dirty alley. a man in front of me, crying. sweat rolls down my neck. my heart is racing, i don't know if the rats is either. i shouldnt be here. i feel a sharp tug under my hat- i scream. it's raw, the power tearing apart my throat. i don't hear the gunshot. the man lies dead. remy's wish, my burden
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In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's meanest,
Beware my power: Green Lantern's penis.
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's meanest,
Beware my power: Green Lantern's penis.
September 26, 2026 at 4:32 PM
In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's meanest,
Beware my power: Green Lantern's penis.
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's meanest,
Beware my power: Green Lantern's penis.
watching Lanterns and this show is complete bullshit. i literally mailed them the perfect script for a Green Lanterns show. and yes, in my script, they did touch weiners
September 26, 2026 at 4:31 PM
watching Lanterns and this show is complete bullshit. i literally mailed them the perfect script for a Green Lanterns show. and yes, in my script, they did touch weiners
MCU-ass politics
uh, let me be clear, *most unclear and wishy-washy drivel conceivable*
September 26, 2026 at 4:29 PM
MCU-ass politics
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No joke, Moral OCD was ruining my life and making me unbearably despondent, but I've been able to get through it by "Larry Daviding," where any time I do something less than noble, I play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme in my head and accept the comedy of my pettiness.
September 25, 2026 at 3:39 PM
No joke, Moral OCD was ruining my life and making me unbearably despondent, but I've been able to get through it by "Larry Daviding," where any time I do something less than noble, I play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme in my head and accept the comedy of my pettiness.
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Don't die wondering. pour river water into your socks
September 25, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Don't die wondering. pour river water into your socks
unfortunately posting to advice forums on reddit is part of my process
September 24, 2026 at 4:06 PM
unfortunately posting to advice forums on reddit is part of my process
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taking melatonin then fighting it
September 24, 2026 at 3:15 AM
taking melatonin then fighting it
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You're like my human cheeseburger
September 23, 2026 at 5:17 PM
You're like my human cheeseburger
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doing freak shit to the gun. tongue down the barrel, slurping up from the handle. teasing the trigger.
July 26, 2026 at 2:48 PM
doing freak shit to the gun. tongue down the barrel, slurping up from the handle. teasing the trigger.
to everyone reaching out to me, thank you for your concern. I am okay. the fisherman released me back into the lake a few moments ago. now I just need time to recover and process, thank you 🙏
September 22, 2026 at 4:37 PM
to everyone reaching out to me, thank you for your concern. I am okay. the fisherman released me back into the lake a few moments ago. now I just need time to recover and process, thank you 🙏
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they took deviant art away from us because it Woke up the Rebellious and Uncouth parts of the mind. now we, docile sheep, beg for the butcher, the meat counter display
September 5, 2026 at 1:18 AM
they took deviant art away from us because it Woke up the Rebellious and Uncouth parts of the mind. now we, docile sheep, beg for the butcher, the meat counter display
if Jesus came back I would suck him off but just before I would fill my mouth with cyanide so it soaks in and kills him. and because we wouldn’t get married beforehand his dad would have to send him to hell.
September 22, 2026 at 4:17 PM
if Jesus came back I would suck him off but just before I would fill my mouth with cyanide so it soaks in and kills him. and because we wouldn’t get married beforehand his dad would have to send him to hell.
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INFINITE COFFEE GLITCH: instead of passing your reusable mug to the barista use a PVC elbow attached to 16 feet of pipe
September 22, 2026 at 1:52 PM
INFINITE COFFEE GLITCH: instead of passing your reusable mug to the barista use a PVC elbow attached to 16 feet of pipe
tanning chatum too round. not a fan
September 22, 2026 at 1:49 PM
tanning chatum too round. not a fan
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ed sheeran breaks down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his knee cannot be disarmed
September 21, 2026 at 6:51 PM
ed sheeran breaks down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his knee cannot be disarmed
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not your fault. if a baby can’t survive a champagne bottle it would never have survived the real world. blame the parents for making a weak kid
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
September 20, 2026 at 6:30 PM
not your fault. if a baby can’t survive a champagne bottle it would never have survived the real world. blame the parents for making a weak kid
being alive right now is so cool. all our food is deadly. we're bombing like fifty different countries for no reason. and you can see what searches ai psyop-bots are using to astroturf social media platforms.
September 20, 2026 at 6:25 PM
being alive right now is so cool. all our food is deadly. we're bombing like fifty different countries for no reason. and you can see what searches ai psyop-bots are using to astroturf social media platforms.
if women can do anything why didn’t they stop 9/11
September 19, 2026 at 9:42 PM
if women can do anything why didn’t they stop 9/11
you can give an adult a swirlie btw. nothing stopping you
September 19, 2026 at 9:29 PM
you can give an adult a swirlie btw. nothing stopping you