Beef Hardcake
@beefhardcake.bsky.social
Environmental and sustainability dork. Clumsy but well-meaning.
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YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. DO YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR GLASSES?
September 28, 2026 at 9:40 PM
YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. DO YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR GLASSES?
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RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! ARE YOU HUNGRY?
September 18, 2026 at 3:35 AM
RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! ARE YOU HUNGRY?
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SHELVE YOUR MACE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE ANXIETY. AND YOU WILL WIN.
September 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
SHELVE YOUR MACE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE ANXIETY. AND YOU WILL WIN.
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So an *interesting* modern take on A Christmas Carol would be focused on a manosphere redpilled techbro hosting a soulless Christmas party at his fifth McMansion wondering why none of his family has talked to him in ten years, and then getting absolutely schooled by the Ghosts Of You Utter Asshole
Seems to me we always had an explanation why Scrooge turned out the way he did. Failed romance young in life turned him bitter. 🤷🏻
September 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
So an *interesting* modern take on A Christmas Carol would be focused on a manosphere redpilled techbro hosting a soulless Christmas party at his fifth McMansion wondering why none of his family has talked to him in ten years, and then getting absolutely schooled by the Ghosts Of You Utter Asshole
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If you’re a Gondorian soldier your experience with hobbits is a tiny guy shows up with a wizard and is immediately taken in the Steward’s counsel. He saves Faramir when the Steward goes mad. A second tiny guy arrives with the Rohirrim and kills the Witch King. The first one then goes on campaign …
August 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
If you’re a Gondorian soldier your experience with hobbits is a tiny guy shows up with a wizard and is immediately taken in the Steward’s counsel. He saves Faramir when the Steward goes mad. A second tiny guy arrives with the Rohirrim and kills the Witch King. The first one then goes on campaign …
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BE SO BRILLIANT NONE OF YOUR ENEMIES WOULD DARE LOOK AT YOU.
July 28, 2026 at 1:05 PM
BE SO BRILLIANT NONE OF YOUR ENEMIES WOULD DARE LOOK AT YOU.
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This horse has PPE because we need to be safe as well as front-facing.
July 10, 2026 at 8:06 PM
This horse has PPE because we need to be safe as well as front-facing.
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This match is Maureen Dowd not understanding edibles dosages.
July 6, 2026 at 2:33 AM
This match is Maureen Dowd not understanding edibles dosages.
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CPSC is here to protect your children even if they are annoying and/or have bad vibes.
What if my kids are annoying or have bad vibes
June 30, 2026 at 1:34 PM
CPSC is here to protect your children even if they are annoying and/or have bad vibes.
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ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
June 19, 2026 at 2:28 PM
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
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Hacker: "I'm gonna release all the pictures on your phone"
The pictures on my phone:
The pictures on my phone:
June 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Hacker: "I'm gonna release all the pictures on your phone"
The pictures on my phone:
The pictures on my phone:
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I am forever annoyed about this, that movie did everything you could possibly want in an adaptation
it was made by people who understand what makes tabletop gaming great and somehow made it work on screen and it should have made a billion dollars
it was made by people who understand what makes tabletop gaming great and somehow made it work on screen and it should have made a billion dollars
We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.
May 31, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I am forever annoyed about this, that movie did everything you could possibly want in an adaptation
it was made by people who understand what makes tabletop gaming great and somehow made it work on screen and it should have made a billion dollars
it was made by people who understand what makes tabletop gaming great and somehow made it work on screen and it should have made a billion dollars
Def Leppard
Scorpions
Metallica
Aerosmith
Jimmy Buffett
George Clinton
The Shamen
Paul Simon
Cowboy Mouth
Rod Tuffcurls and the Bench Press
Scorpions
Metallica
Aerosmith
Jimmy Buffett
George Clinton
The Shamen
Paul Simon
Cowboy Mouth
Rod Tuffcurls and the Bench Press
Introduce yourself with 10 artists you’ve seen live
Dave Brubeck
Elvin Jones
Britney Spears
Barenaked Ladies
LA Phil (under Dudamel)
Jason Moran
Indigo Girls
Wyclef Jean
Beach Boys
Ivan Hubbard Orchestra*
*this last one is a very niche reference ...
Dave Brubeck
Elvin Jones
Britney Spears
Barenaked Ladies
LA Phil (under Dudamel)
Jason Moran
Indigo Girls
Wyclef Jean
Beach Boys
Ivan Hubbard Orchestra*
*this last one is a very niche reference ...
May 25, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Def Leppard
Scorpions
Metallica
Aerosmith
Jimmy Buffett
George Clinton
The Shamen
Paul Simon
Cowboy Mouth
Rod Tuffcurls and the Bench Press
Scorpions
Metallica
Aerosmith
Jimmy Buffett
George Clinton
The Shamen
Paul Simon
Cowboy Mouth
Rod Tuffcurls and the Bench Press
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bethesda game zooming in to begin a conversation
May 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
bethesda game zooming in to begin a conversation
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I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"
April 21, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"
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never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm
April 5, 2026 at 11:31 AM
never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm
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more like chuck norrwas
March 20, 2026 at 2:27 PM
more like chuck norrwas
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Fetterman is doing tremendous damage to the reputation of the Big Oaf community. Big Oafs did not ask for this kind of toxic representation. Now we must lumber back into the shadows, hiding under bridges wearing our most somber JNCO jean shorts, drowning in both our sorrows & voluminous denim
March 19, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Fetterman is doing tremendous damage to the reputation of the Big Oaf community. Big Oafs did not ask for this kind of toxic representation. Now we must lumber back into the shadows, hiding under bridges wearing our most somber JNCO jean shorts, drowning in both our sorrows & voluminous denim
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europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz
March 16, 2026 at 8:52 AM
europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz
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Using advanced simulation technology, we’ve accurately reproduced what every glasses wearer experiences
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Using advanced simulation technology, we’ve accurately reproduced what every glasses wearer experiences
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Glasses Cleaning Simulator 👓🧽
If you wear glasses, you’ll appreciate the stunning realism of this interactive experience.
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March 12, 2026 at 11:11 AM
👓 NEW THING 🧽
Using advanced simulation technology, we’ve accurately reproduced what every glasses wearer experiences
vole.wtf/glasses-clea...
Using advanced simulation technology, we’ve accurately reproduced what every glasses wearer experiences
vole.wtf/glasses-clea...
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for me “doom scrolling” is actually just the pathological hunt for the first piece of news that indicates this whole unbearable moment is about to unravel
March 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
for me “doom scrolling” is actually just the pathological hunt for the first piece of news that indicates this whole unbearable moment is about to unravel