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@beefs.bsky.social
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Gym before work because I'm productive, thriving, successful, and definitely have my life together !
August 12, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Summer in London is relentless man, gig, day festival, party, pub, afters, another festival, hygienist appointment, afters, it just doesn't stop 😭
August 10, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Using Microsoft Edge and the Copilot logo is in FOUR different places across the page. Haven't had something so vigorously forced down my throat in quite some time
July 30, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Being like 10% Neanderthal in this weather is really quite brutal thoughts and prayers pls x
July 29, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Every TikTok showing half of Spain literally on fire or Paris' traffic lights melting with the caption "stop climate change" will always have some idiot American with pigshit for brains commenting "you call that a heatwave it's 118 degrees in Texas right now!" Just the fucking worstttttt
July 29, 2026 at 4:10 PM
TGIF!
July 24, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Same energy
July 23, 2026 at 11:13 AM
What's my relationship status? Just tried to get Hinge plus on Klarna and it got declined x
July 22, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Neeeed to pick this up more !
July 21, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Where do we stand on joggers running topless? Asking for a friend
July 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Oh my god put your gym bags in the lockers provided why are they strewn all across the floor !!!
July 20, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Ok chat I'm cooked
July 20, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Finally some real celebrities shown at the World Cup
July 19, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I went to the gym and thought I should let you all know !!!!!!!
July 19, 2026 at 10:57 AM
It’s a tough call deciding between iCloud, Google Drive or Amazon Photos for which mega corporation to be able to have access to approximately 23,000 pictures of my hog
July 18, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Asked ChatGPT to ELI5 and: "You’re a golden retriever in glasses. Aries wants excitement, Aquarius enjoys being different, Virgo Rising makes you seem organised, and Taurus Venus just wants good food, good sex, and a comfy sofa. Basically: an enthusiastic chaos goblin who somehow looks responsible."
July 18, 2026 at 1:18 PM
On my way to have pints with some straight lads so used a 5-in-1 shower gel to assimilate with their culture
July 18, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Poured a beer all over myself in excitement when England scored lol
July 16, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Gym with no air con is hell and horror
July 15, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Hey I have an idea but you're all gonna have to be openminded
July 14, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Swear I've had about two hours sleep all week. Hot as balls
July 10, 2026 at 9:08 AM
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May 14, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Scared to the see the devil wears prada 2 I can't lie
April 28, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Did you hear it's sunny in London?
April 24, 2026 at 7:16 PM