LaZonya (BeeZee)
@beesknees.bsky.social
BeeZee: thriving on minimal effort, maximum flavor, and the quiet judgment of people who take life too seriously
🎶... just a drop of water in an endless sea🎶
My favorite childhood cartoon moment:
https://youtu.be/OiZcoiKQHnI?si=9iegbA8V4ZhS-42s
🎶... just a drop of water in an endless sea🎶
My favorite childhood cartoon moment:
https://youtu.be/OiZcoiKQHnI?si=9iegbA8V4ZhS-42s
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Looks like I picked the wrong time to quit licking batteries
September 18, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Looks like I picked the wrong time to quit licking batteries
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@fatpeppy3.bsky.social I think you're a really great person. 💕
September 17, 2026 at 4:08 PM
@fatpeppy3.bsky.social I think you're a really great person. 💕
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trying to look like i’m still enjoying myself even tho my social battery ran out ages ago:
September 10, 2026 at 5:24 PM
trying to look like i’m still enjoying myself even tho my social battery ran out ages ago:
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Grape at the grocery store casually eating a few people before checking out
September 3, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Grape at the grocery store casually eating a few people before checking out
@fatpeppy3.bsky.social I took a chapter from your book, so to speak, and set a lot of people to no reposts in my feed. I was coming on here less and less bc I was getting overwhelmed. Let's see if this helps.
September 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
@fatpeppy3.bsky.social I took a chapter from your book, so to speak, and set a lot of people to no reposts in my feed. I was coming on here less and less bc I was getting overwhelmed. Let's see if this helps.
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Knuckle tats:
P U L L P O R K
P U L L P O R K
Knuckle tats: Y E A H O K A Y
Knuckle tats: M O R E S A L T
September 5, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Knuckle tats:
P U L L P O R K
P U L L P O R K
So does my vacuum. 🤷🏼♀️
I say mean things to your toaster. It sucks.
September 5, 2026 at 4:48 PM
So does my vacuum. 🤷🏼♀️
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Therapist: what have i told you about bluesky
August 27, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Therapist: what have i told you about bluesky
If I posted the random nonsense my client says, I'd be the most popular acct on here.
August 27, 2026 at 1:35 PM
If I posted the random nonsense my client says, I'd be the most popular acct on here.
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I'm at my most gangsta when I tell someone to scram.
August 20, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I'm at my most gangsta when I tell someone to scram.
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They swam all afternoon. Frog swam fast and made big splashes. Toad swam slowly and made smaller splashes.
August 20, 2026 at 1:37 PM
They swam all afternoon. Frog swam fast and made big splashes. Toad swam slowly and made smaller splashes.
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“Help!” cried Toad. “My best friend is trying to kill me!”
“I’m only getting you ready for winter,” said Frog.
“I’m only getting you ready for winter,” said Frog.
August 18, 2026 at 10:37 PM
“Help!” cried Toad. “My best friend is trying to kill me!”
“I’m only getting you ready for winter,” said Frog.
“I’m only getting you ready for winter,” said Frog.
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Looking at a picture of my own butt in lieu of yours
August 16, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Looking at a picture of my own butt in lieu of yours
August 15, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Like your grandma every time you need to get out of work. 🤷🏼♀️
isn't this like the third or fourth time bsky has died
August 14, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Like your grandma every time you need to get out of work. 🤷🏼♀️
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Usebro Arses
United States, Census, 1930
United States, Census, 1930
August 13, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Usebro Arses
United States, Census, 1930
United States, Census, 1930
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Don’t cry little BlueSky account when we die we’ll be reunited with our MySpace friends and Webkins pets
August 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Don’t cry little BlueSky account when we die we’ll be reunited with our MySpace friends and Webkins pets
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bad bitches don’t litter
August 13, 2026 at 12:48 AM
bad bitches don’t litter
You know what's odd? I'm the weirdest person irl, but I get on here and other social media looking for real conversations and connections, but I never find it bc apparently, you people are normal irl and then 🦇💩 crazy on here.
August 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
You know what's odd? I'm the weirdest person irl, but I get on here and other social media looking for real conversations and connections, but I never find it bc apparently, you people are normal irl and then 🦇💩 crazy on here.
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not enough theremin in pop these days
August 11, 2026 at 1:26 AM
not enough theremin in pop these days
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ⓘ 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙣𝙖𝙥
August 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
ⓘ 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙣𝙖𝙥
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Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!
August 7, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!
Relatable.
“I cannot remember any of the things that were on my list of things to do. I will just have to sit here and do nothing,” said Toad.
August 8, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Relatable.