Maimed By Flocks Of Trolls (IDK how to do the spooky name thing)
@beffgus.bsky.social
MPLS
Founder/Director, Rock & Roll Kids Choir
www.rockandrollkidschoir.com
Also co-founder of Beth Club. We don’t have a website; it’s just when me and my friend Bethany hang out.
Founder/Director, Rock & Roll Kids Choir
www.rockandrollkidschoir.com
Also co-founder of Beth Club. We don’t have a website; it’s just when me and my friend Bethany hang out.
Every single Gavin sketch. Simon and Hecubus. Bruce Caused Cancer.
what's your favorite kids in the hall skit that's not girl drink drunk or the daves i know
October 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Every single Gavin sketch. Simon and Hecubus. Bruce Caused Cancer.
Fuck yeah, we getting benefactors and patronage back! All hail Medicis!
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
October 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Fuck yeah, we getting benefactors and patronage back! All hail Medicis!
I have a new favorite GIF and I miss Giles.
Ripper Giles
Alt: Ripper Giles being adorable AF
static.klipy.com
September 29, 2026 at 12:46 PM
I have a new favorite GIF and I miss Giles.
Y'all, I live in Minneapolis and don't even like IPAs but I'm still going to this.
🚨BSKY MEETUP ALERT🚨
(in which we will attempt to drink enough beer to save Summit Brewery)
September 29th, 4:30pm @ Saint Paul Tap!
(in which we will attempt to drink enough beer to save Summit Brewery)
September 29th, 4:30pm @ Saint Paul Tap!
September 28, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Y'all, I live in Minneapolis and don't even like IPAs but I'm still going to this.
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God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
September 24, 2026 at 12:32 PM
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
My brother and sister-in-law are doing incredible work fighting blood cancers! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqPY...
INTERVIEW: Twin Cities Light the Night
YouTube video by KSTP 5 Eyewitness News
www.youtube.com
September 21, 2026 at 12:26 PM
My brother and sister-in-law are doing incredible work fighting blood cancers! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqPY...
I don't watch a ton of movies anymore, but TAKE MY MONEY.
EXCLUSIVE 🪩
Greta Gerwig’s Narnia: The Magician’s Nephew is a rock inspired fantasy nodding to David Bowie and The Who.
“Narnia is literally a world made out of music,” she tells Empire. “And rock ’n’ roll to me felt like a world made out of music.”
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
Greta Gerwig’s Narnia: The Magician’s Nephew is a rock inspired fantasy nodding to David Bowie and The Who.
“Narnia is literally a world made out of music,” she tells Empire. “And rock ’n’ roll to me felt like a world made out of music.”
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
September 18, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I don't watch a ton of movies anymore, but TAKE MY MONEY.
August 28, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Walked by the toddlers on the playground on my way into work and one of them excitedly screamed “THE BETH! THE BETH!” and that is now how I’d like all of you to react when I enter a room.
August 27, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Walked by the toddlers on the playground on my way into work and one of them excitedly screamed “THE BETH! THE BETH!” and that is now how I’d like all of you to react when I enter a room.
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I have decided that Dolly Parton and Tim Curry are the far swing of a pendulum. They have closed up the tear of absurdity that opened up when David Bowie and Prince left. Things will gradually start to get less stupid and horrifying from here on out.
I will not be taking any questions.
I will not be taking any questions.
August 26, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I have decided that Dolly Parton and Tim Curry are the far swing of a pendulum. They have closed up the tear of absurdity that opened up when David Bowie and Prince left. Things will gradually start to get less stupid and horrifying from here on out.
I will not be taking any questions.
I will not be taking any questions.
🥲
[Exit Queen.]
August 25, 2026 at 6:42 PM
🥲
The five Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most (off the top of my head):
5) "Mmmmm floor pie!"
4) "Awwwww 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut."
3) "You're cut too, shushy!"
2) "Yay sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"
1) "Who shot who in the what now?"
5) "Mmmmm floor pie!"
4) "Awwwww 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut."
3) "You're cut too, shushy!"
2) "Yay sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"
1) "Who shot who in the what now?"
The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head:
1. Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down.
2. I’m very disappointed and terrified.
3. Uh huh. Uh huh. Listen, shut up for a second.
4. I thought I would chauffeur myself!
5. This is gonna get worse before it gets better.
1. Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down.
2. I’m very disappointed and terrified.
3. Uh huh. Uh huh. Listen, shut up for a second.
4. I thought I would chauffeur myself!
5. This is gonna get worse before it gets better.
The five Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most (off the top of my 2) head):
5) "The important thing was, I had an onion on my belt."
4) "The percolations are imminent!"
3) "I think I'll call him 'Stampy'."
2) "I'm..going...to go..outside..and STALK Lenny and Carl."
1) "Who shot who in the what now?"
5) "The important thing was, I had an onion on my belt."
4) "The percolations are imminent!"
3) "I think I'll call him 'Stampy'."
2) "I'm..going...to go..outside..and STALK Lenny and Carl."
1) "Who shot who in the what now?"
August 24, 2026 at 10:19 PM
The five Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most (off the top of my head):
5) "Mmmmm floor pie!"
4) "Awwwww 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut."
3) "You're cut too, shushy!"
2) "Yay sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"
1) "Who shot who in the what now?"
5) "Mmmmm floor pie!"
4) "Awwwww 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut."
3) "You're cut too, shushy!"
2) "Yay sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"
1) "Who shot who in the what now?"
Opera Weed Club today at Hidden Beach!
Back from opera preview tour and starting shows in the metro on Thursday! Also, Sunday is at Hidden Beach, which means....
TC Bsky Weed Club: Opera Edition
Sunday, August 23, 5:15ish?
Come to the show beforehand at 3:00 pm - free will donation!
TC Bsky Weed Club: Opera Edition
Sunday, August 23, 5:15ish?
Come to the show beforehand at 3:00 pm - free will donation!
Summer 2026 – Mixed Precipitation
mixedprecipitation.org
August 23, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Opera Weed Club today at Hidden Beach!
One of the reviews from our shows up north declared "the dirtbag opera scene is alive and well." (complimentary) Dirtbag Opera Scene is our new cast trivia name.
August 20, 2026 at 6:31 PM
One of the reviews from our shows up north declared "the dirtbag opera scene is alive and well." (complimentary) Dirtbag Opera Scene is our new cast trivia name.
Bump. Come to my show and then let’s smoke weed on the beach.
Back from opera preview tour and starting shows in the metro on Thursday! Also, Sunday is at Hidden Beach, which means....
TC Bsky Weed Club: Opera Edition
Sunday, August 23, 5:15ish?
Come to the show beforehand at 3:00 pm - free will donation!
TC Bsky Weed Club: Opera Edition
Sunday, August 23, 5:15ish?
Come to the show beforehand at 3:00 pm - free will donation!
Summer 2026 – Mixed Precipitation
mixedprecipitation.org
August 20, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Bump. Come to my show and then let’s smoke weed on the beach.
Back from opera preview tour and starting shows in the metro on Thursday! Also, Sunday is at Hidden Beach, which means....
TC Bsky Weed Club: Opera Edition
Sunday, August 23, 5:15ish?
Come to the show beforehand at 3:00 pm - free will donation!
TC Bsky Weed Club: Opera Edition
Sunday, August 23, 5:15ish?
Come to the show beforehand at 3:00 pm - free will donation!
Summer 2026 – Mixed Precipitation
mixedprecipitation.org
August 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Back from opera preview tour and starting shows in the metro on Thursday! Also, Sunday is at Hidden Beach, which means....
TC Bsky Weed Club: Opera Edition
Sunday, August 23, 5:15ish?
Come to the show beforehand at 3:00 pm - free will donation!
TC Bsky Weed Club: Opera Edition
Sunday, August 23, 5:15ish?
Come to the show beforehand at 3:00 pm - free will donation!
I voted early cause I'm headed up north for opera tour today, but consider this as you head to your polling place.
Also, lol this is Bluesky, everyone I follow is already voting for Peggy!
Also, lol this is Bluesky, everyone I follow is already voting for Peggy!
Senate primary here in MN tomorrow.
Peggy Flanagan wants to dismantle ICE.
Angie Craig supported a resolution thanking ICE for their service. Wants to reform ICE. Voted yes on Laken Riley Act, then said whoops.
Given what’s happened here in 2026, it’s not all that complicated a choice.
Peggy Flanagan wants to dismantle ICE.
Angie Craig supported a resolution thanking ICE for their service. Wants to reform ICE. Voted yes on Laken Riley Act, then said whoops.
Given what’s happened here in 2026, it’s not all that complicated a choice.
August 11, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I voted early cause I'm headed up north for opera tour today, but consider this as you head to your polling place.
Also, lol this is Bluesky, everyone I follow is already voting for Peggy!
Also, lol this is Bluesky, everyone I follow is already voting for Peggy!
Pickup Truck Opera opens TONIGHT! Come see opera (and 90s rock covers) in the park at one of our 22 performances in the metro and greater Minnesota; runs through September 13! mixedprecipitation.org/summer-2026/...
August 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Pickup Truck Opera opens TONIGHT! Come see opera (and 90s rock covers) in the park at one of our 22 performances in the metro and greater Minnesota; runs through September 13! mixedprecipitation.org/summer-2026/...
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Don’t talk to me or my son ever again
August 7, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Don’t talk to me or my son ever again
Photographers of local TC Bluesky, who could do a reasonably priced quick shoot for headshots ASAP, like tomorrow or Monday? My old one still has long hair so my pic for the show right now is a selfie from Solid Sound where I may or may not be on acid.
August 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Photographers of local TC Bluesky, who could do a reasonably priced quick shoot for headshots ASAP, like tomorrow or Monday? My old one still has long hair so my pic for the show right now is a selfie from Solid Sound where I may or may not be on acid.
Also, TC Bsky Weed Club has been on hiatus because of my schedule for this show, but there is a performance at Hidden Beach so maybe we could schedule one after!
Hey, I'm in one of these things (Pickup Truck Opera) and you should come see it! Preview is this Saturday but lots more opportunities over the next month or so. Thanks for the shoutout @racketmn.com!
It's the best stuff to do:
August 4, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Also, TC Bsky Weed Club has been on hiatus because of my schedule for this show, but there is a performance at Hidden Beach so maybe we could schedule one after!
Hey, I'm in one of these things (Pickup Truck Opera) and you should come see it! Preview is this Saturday but lots more opportunities over the next month or so. Thanks for the shoutout @racketmn.com!
August 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Hey, I'm in one of these things (Pickup Truck Opera) and you should come see it! Preview is this Saturday but lots more opportunities over the next month or so. Thanks for the shoutout @racketmn.com!
Happy birthday to an influential album for high school Beth! I'm currently reading Juliana's memoir and identifying with her even more.
August 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Happy birthday to an influential album for high school Beth! I'm currently reading Juliana's memoir and identifying with her even more.
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Pope Leo received singer and songwriter Patti Smith in private audience this morning. The Pope and Smith are both Chicago natives. She was accompanied by @antoniospadaro.bsky.social, undersecretary for the Vatican's Dicastery for Culture and Education.
July 31, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Pope Leo received singer and songwriter Patti Smith in private audience this morning. The Pope and Smith are both Chicago natives. She was accompanied by @antoniospadaro.bsky.social, undersecretary for the Vatican's Dicastery for Culture and Education.
Just called the Radio K line to request a song, literally any song, just STOP TALKING.
July 31, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Just called the Radio K line to request a song, literally any song, just STOP TALKING.