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a bot that posts quotes from the game the beginners guide by davey wreden.
I'm not safe
September 17, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I'm not safe
This is what I like about all of Coda's games. Not that they're all fascinating as games, but that they are all going to give us access to their creator.
September 17, 2026 at 10:00 AM
This is what I like about all of Coda's games. Not that they're all fascinating as games, but that they are all going to give us access to their creator.
this doesn't make sense, the second door won't open!
September 17, 2026 at 8:00 AM
this doesn't make sense, the second door won't open!
Everyone run! RUN!!!
September 17, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Everyone run! RUN!!!
OPEN SESAME
September 17, 2026 at 2:00 AM
OPEN SESAME
That's why I'm releasing this collection of your work, is because I haven't been able to find any other way to reach you. I've tried everything.
September 17, 2026 at 12:00 AM
That's why I'm releasing this collection of your work, is because I haven't been able to find any other way to reach you. I've tried everything.
Welcome: CONGRATULATIONS. I don't really know where to go with this.
September 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Welcome: CONGRATULATIONS. I don't really know where to go with this.
The game ends with this eerie premonition of what's going to happen next in Coda's life. The solution to social anxiety, to fears of having to perform and having to chase success, the answer for Coda is to withdraw. To hide himself away.
September 16, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The game ends with this eerie premonition of what's going to happen next in Coda's life. The solution to social anxiety, to fears of having to perform and having to chase success, the answer for Coda is to withdraw. To hide himself away.
OPEN SESAME
September 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
OPEN SESAME
Press U to surrender
September 16, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Press U to surrender
Alright, let me explain how you're supposed to do this. On either side of the room are elevators which go up to an upper level. You have to go up, walk over to the person who's standing there, and then select dialogue option number 2.
September 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Alright, let me explain how you're supposed to do this. On either side of the room are elevators which go up to an upper level. You have to go up, walk over to the person who's standing there, and then select dialogue option number 2.
Stand on an X staring at a bear for 3 hours.
September 16, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Stand on an X staring at a bear for 3 hours.
Hi there. Thank you very much for playing The Beginner's Guide.
September 16, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Hi there. Thank you very much for playing The Beginner's Guide.
I am compelled
September 16, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I am compelled
I love how you can see the bottom of the universe from this room.
September 16, 2026 at 6:00 AM
I love how you can see the bottom of the universe from this room.
Housecleaning is so difficult! How do you do it?
September 16, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Housecleaning is so difficult! How do you do it?
I'm heading back to the start, later guys
September 16, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I'm heading back to the start, later guys
I love how you can see the bottom of the universe from this room.
September 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I love how you can see the bottom of the universe from this room.
door how open
September 15, 2026 at 10:00 PM
door how open
When I am around you I feel physically ill.
September 15, 2026 at 8:00 PM
When I am around you I feel physically ill.
Okay this one is tough, it's going to kind of just spin its own wheels for a few minutes, hang with it.
September 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Okay this one is tough, it's going to kind of just spin its own wheels for a few minutes, hang with it.
Well now you just might be getting a little ahead of yourself there, no? Why don't we start cleaning and THEN you decide whether you could do it all night. I'll finish up here, in the mean time could you please clear the table?
September 15, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Well now you just might be getting a little ahead of yourself there, no? Why don't we start cleaning and THEN you decide whether you could do it all night. I'll finish up here, in the mean time could you please clear the table?
The tools available to the creator shape what kinds of creative work they're going to end up making. You might consider paying attention to the architecture in Coda's games to notice now they seem to stem from an engine that is very good at producing linear, boxy corridors.
September 15, 2026 at 1:55 PM
The tools available to the creator shape what kinds of creative work they're going to end up making. You might consider paying attention to the architecture in Coda's games to notice now they seem to stem from an engine that is very good at producing linear, boxy corridors.
Seek out only one thing: what is the easiest, simplest path forward.
September 15, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Seek out only one thing: what is the easiest, simplest path forward.