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Opened up a fresh Dr Pepper and it smelled like mildew inside. We gotta figure this shit out.
September 1, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Opened up a fresh Dr Pepper and it smelled like mildew inside. We gotta figure this shit out.
Interested in this “nuance”…
I haven't waded much into this because I think it's all a bit more nuanced than most observers are willing to accept but my lord this person should never have been in the academy in the first place
I had not some across this before, but if you want an example Nathan Cofnas’ scholarship, this is a doozy. Again I say, being sacked is not the problem; being recruited in the first place is what deserves scrutiny.
August 23, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Interested in this “nuance”…
Duckman’s wife was a baddie.
August 20, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Duckman’s wife was a baddie.
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I don't think white people understand how fucking dorky they sound talking about "woke." Man, shut up.
April 9, 2026 at 11:50 AM
I don't think white people understand how fucking dorky they sound talking about "woke." Man, shut up.
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There’s no Woke 1 or Woke 2. There’s only staying woke. Everything else is white people nonsense that should be swiftly disregarded.
August 13, 2026 at 7:12 PM
There’s no Woke 1 or Woke 2. There’s only staying woke. Everything else is white people nonsense that should be swiftly disregarded.
Got me rooting for France. Smdh.
July 12, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Got me rooting for France. Smdh.
This Graham Platner stuff really laid out who the dumbest fucks on the left are.
July 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
This Graham Platner stuff really laid out who the dumbest fucks on the left are.
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you have a nazi phase you should get nazi results
July 9, 2026 at 1:33 PM
you have a nazi phase you should get nazi results
People under 30 should have to read a book written before 1990 to earn a credit that can be traded in to watch one good movie. Need to build up critical thinking skills.
June 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
People under 30 should have to read a book written before 1990 to earn a credit that can be traded in to watch one good movie. Need to build up critical thinking skills.
Pro Tip: Don't yell, "For free?!" when you're wife's friend takes off her shoes...
May 30, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Pro Tip: Don't yell, "For free?!" when you're wife's friend takes off her shoes...
Not doing a whole movie of Nazi hunting with magneto was a bag fumble.
May 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Not doing a whole movie of Nazi hunting with magneto was a bag fumble.
No YouTube, I will not play "The Tower." Ever.
April 27, 2026 at 9:52 PM
No YouTube, I will not play "The Tower." Ever.
Damn, they showed Hamnet in the gulag.
March 30, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Damn, they showed Hamnet in the gulag.
Had to do it to 'em.
March 25, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Had to do it to 'em.
Trump innovating white buck-breaking.
Trump’s shoe test borders on humiliation ritual. They appear much too big on most of the recipients, and with their pants hemmed to match the president’s absurdly short length, it’s comical. One might assume that Trump purchases the incorrect sizes on purpose. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/who-...
Who will be the first to take off their shoes?
Across Washington, D.C., a new fashion trend has taken hold of those in Trump’s circle: embarrassingly oversized clown shoes.
www.democracydocket.com
March 15, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Trump innovating white buck-breaking.
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Trump’s shoe test borders on humiliation ritual. They appear much too big on most of the recipients, and with their pants hemmed to match the president’s absurdly short length, it’s comical. One might assume that Trump purchases the incorrect sizes on purpose. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/who-...
Who will be the first to take off their shoes?
Across Washington, D.C., a new fashion trend has taken hold of those in Trump’s circle: embarrassingly oversized clown shoes.
www.democracydocket.com
March 14, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Trump’s shoe test borders on humiliation ritual. They appear much too big on most of the recipients, and with their pants hemmed to match the president’s absurdly short length, it’s comical. One might assume that Trump purchases the incorrect sizes on purpose. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/who-...
Monte Cristo.
January 15, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Monte Cristo.
“Bad boy mowers bowl. Bad boy mowers bowl,“ I repeat as I am shuffled into the asylum.
December 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“Bad boy mowers bowl. Bad boy mowers bowl,“ I repeat as I am shuffled into the asylum.
Scrooged is good.
December 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Scrooged is good.
At this point, sure. I’d fuck around with the Lament Configuration.
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
At this point, sure. I’d fuck around with the Lament Configuration.
We think he’s still in the gulag or naw?
September 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
We think he’s still in the gulag or naw?
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 24% full.
September 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 24% full.
I’ve watched four Final Destination movies in two days and it just seems like a bunch of wrongful death suits.
June 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’ve watched four Final Destination movies in two days and it just seems like a bunch of wrongful death suits.