SPROUT .ᐟ
@benevolentbaker.bsky.social
❝ I could be baking right now. ❞
sure man.
oh. can i lick this one then
yeah and goob has licked all of mine nothing is sacred
March 28, 2026 at 3:01 AM
sure man.
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yeah and goob has licked all of mine nothing is sacred
they've probably licked the snow globe
March 28, 2026 at 2:53 AM
yeah and goob has licked all of mine nothing is sacred
wait can you get me a snow globe
March 28, 2026 at 2:52 AM
wait can you get me a snow globe
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March 24, 2026 at 7:26 AM
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come to the pantry let’s kiss
im sorry. i think you're beautiful
i don’t want to be called a napkin i find it rude
March 24, 2026 at 7:20 AM
come to the pantry let’s kiss
all is right with the world come to the pantry
good idea! ✨
can you do that anyways i don’t like him
March 24, 2026 at 7:18 AM
all is right with the world come to the pantry
i don’t want to be called a napkin i find it rude
I'm being relatable
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March 24, 2026 at 7:17 AM
i don’t want to be called a napkin i find it rude
can you do that anyways i don’t like him
first of all never imply i'm on that frauds side ever again second of all he didnt even use it and third of all if he did i would cut off his cookie supply for the next three months
it has never been a good thing & you were giving dandy ammo against me.
March 24, 2026 at 7:17 AM
can you do that anyways i don’t like him
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it's okay i fly out the window on windy days too!!
wait. looey and cosmo insulted me im not kissing them after that
March 24, 2026 at 7:16 AM
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it has never been a good thing & you were giving dandy ammo against me.
I NEVER SAID BEING A MCDONALDS NAPKIN WAS BAD
wait. looey and cosmo insulted me im not kissing them after that
March 24, 2026 at 7:14 AM
it has never been a good thing & you were giving dandy ammo against me.
wait. looey and cosmo insulted me im not kissing them after that
March 24, 2026 at 7:12 AM
wait. looey and cosmo insulted me im not kissing them after that
piñata you
What does this achieve
feet first.
March 24, 2026 at 7:08 AM
piñata you
i’m gonna hang you from the ceiling fan buddy
it's about to be the landing zone after i drop kick you
then back up you’re in the smooch zone pal.
March 24, 2026 at 7:06 AM
i’m gonna hang you from the ceiling fan buddy
then back up you’re in the smooch zone pal.
no not really.
? you want to kiss
March 24, 2026 at 7:05 AM
then back up you’re in the smooch zone pal.
? you want to kiss
I'll lean in
look me in my eyes. i’m literally a strawberry soil for brains
March 24, 2026 at 7:03 AM
? you want to kiss
look me in my eyes. i’m literally a strawberry soil for brains
that's fruity.
i oughta handle you. 💢
March 24, 2026 at 7:02 AM
look me in my eyes. i’m literally a strawberry soil for brains
i oughta handle you. 💢
at least i can actually be handled
says the one built like a mushroom? where’s your handle & spout shorty.
March 24, 2026 at 7:00 AM
i oughta handle you. 💢
says the one built like a mushroom? where’s your handle & spout shorty.
the wrapper can be wrinkled and the candy still sweet. one windy day and you're gone
maybe in the past but you’re past your prime… and your petals are dull 💅
March 24, 2026 at 6:57 AM
says the one built like a mushroom? where’s your handle & spout shorty.
maybe in the past but you’re past your prime… and your petals are dull 💅
there's a reason im the moneymaker AND YOU'RE NOT
YOU’RE ONE TO TALK WHEN YOU SHAKE CHEEKS ????
March 24, 2026 at 6:55 AM
maybe in the past but you’re past your prime… and your petals are dull 💅
YOU’RE ONE TO TALK WHEN YOU SHAKE CHEEKS ????
of course you do little gayboy KNOCK IT OFF
not anymore cosmo said it’s dancy and i listen to cosmo
March 24, 2026 at 6:54 AM
YOU’RE ONE TO TALK WHEN YOU SHAKE CHEEKS ????
not anymore cosmo said it’s dancy and i listen to cosmo
For you to not call me Dancy it's Dandy with a D
What Do You Need Dandy.
March 24, 2026 at 6:53 AM
not anymore cosmo said it’s dancy and i listen to cosmo
What Do You Need Dandy.
? BACK UP
March 24, 2026 at 6:52 AM
What Do You Need Dandy.