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@benferber.com
posting is as legitimate an art form as theater, opera, film, nut shot compilation videos, etc
https://linktr.ee/benferber
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· Dec 3
Start the Steal continues! The gang visits an avant garde alien art gallery.
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It's the FINALE of Start the Steal! Our "heroes" confront the artists of the galleryship they've been ordered to steal, and must decide if they *really* want to give their bosses a fully-functional starship.
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Just experienced a reverse Charlie Kirk situation with a lanternfly (it smacked me so hard in the forehead it died)
September 14, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Just experienced a reverse Charlie Kirk situation with a lanternfly (it smacked me so hard in the forehead it died)
Guy next to us on the ferry was talking about Nathan for You and said “I initially liked it for the suggestions to the businesses”
September 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Guy next to us on the ferry was talking about Nathan for You and said “I initially liked it for the suggestions to the businesses”
Saw a guy wearing a shirt that said “GIRL DAD” walking down the street holding the hand of a young boy. Not analyzing this, just reporting it
September 7, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Saw a guy wearing a shirt that said “GIRL DAD” walking down the street holding the hand of a young boy. Not analyzing this, just reporting it
On this Labor Day, remember that the crews of ghost ships are in exploitative contracts with demonic entities and had to literally sell their souls for eternally steady work. Rather than blaming them for all the “spooky ghost piracy” you experience, stand in solidarity with them
September 7, 2026 at 2:25 PM
On this Labor Day, remember that the crews of ghost ships are in exploitative contracts with demonic entities and had to literally sell their souls for eternally steady work. Rather than blaming them for all the “spooky ghost piracy” you experience, stand in solidarity with them
We were just watching a short documentary on candy making and they said “it was discovered they were using child labor” and @alisonalison.bsky.social said “ooh chai labor sounds yummy”
September 5, 2026 at 6:33 PM
We were just watching a short documentary on candy making and they said “it was discovered they were using child labor” and @alisonalison.bsky.social said “ooh chai labor sounds yummy”
whenever joe bastianich opens his mouth on masterchef im like
September 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
whenever joe bastianich opens his mouth on masterchef im like
There are Lydia Tars everywhere for those with eyes to see
August 31, 2026 at 3:44 AM
There are Lydia Tars everywhere for those with eyes to see
Accidentally left my RideWithGPS turned on for the whale watching boat we went on, does this count as doxing whales
August 29, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Accidentally left my RideWithGPS turned on for the whale watching boat we went on, does this count as doxing whales
When a deep voice guy dies an angel’s balls descend
August 27, 2026 at 4:54 PM
When a deep voice guy dies an angel’s balls descend
lifeguard with a sniper rifle making sure there are NO drowning deaths on the beach
August 23, 2026 at 10:31 PM
lifeguard with a sniper rifle making sure there are NO drowning deaths on the beach
Rerouted up a (small) mountain on this one due to a gravel path getting washed out
August 23, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Rerouted up a (small) mountain on this one due to a gravel path getting washed out
i spent an insane amount of time combining my old conditioner bottle with my new conditioner bottle
August 17, 2026 at 12:06 AM
i spent an insane amount of time combining my old conditioner bottle with my new conditioner bottle
*christopher nolan batman beating nancy pelosi’s dui husband with a bat-hammer* WHERE’S NANCY *POW!* WHERE IS SHE *BIFF!*
August 16, 2026 at 3:31 AM
*christopher nolan batman beating nancy pelosi’s dui husband with a bat-hammer* WHERE’S NANCY *POW!* WHERE IS SHE *BIFF!*
The wonderful cat rescue we work with needs to rehome a bunch of cats by the second week of August. If you’re in New York and willing to foster a cat, hit me up and I can put you in contact! They can provide litterbox/litter/food if you need it. It’s where Guy came from
July 29, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The wonderful cat rescue we work with needs to rehome a bunch of cats by the second week of August. If you’re in New York and willing to foster a cat, hit me up and I can put you in contact! They can provide litterbox/litter/food if you need it. It’s where Guy came from
super mario rpg sonic the hedgehog donkey kong 3 adventures of lolo 1 and 2 kings knight dig dug chew man fu harvest moon league puzzle pokemon toejam and earl in panic on funkotron castlevania fatal fury ninja jajamaru-kun actraiser blazing lasers bases loaded mega turrican cybernator rolling thund
July 29, 2026 at 11:36 AM
super mario rpg sonic the hedgehog donkey kong 3 adventures of lolo 1 and 2 kings knight dig dug chew man fu harvest moon league puzzle pokemon toejam and earl in panic on funkotron castlevania fatal fury ninja jajamaru-kun actraiser blazing lasers bases loaded mega turrican cybernator rolling thund
Did a fun one yesterday
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July 26, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Did a fun one yesterday
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Oskar Eustis has stepped into this device
July 22, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Oskar Eustis has stepped into this device
I despise the electric cars that blast fake synth engine noise. They’re louder than regular cars (at least in the parts of the spectrum we listen to) and they’re not safer. If you’re on the ground you can hear their tires on pavement. I shouldn’t hear them up in my apartment!
July 21, 2026 at 12:28 PM
I despise the electric cars that blast fake synth engine noise. They’re louder than regular cars (at least in the parts of the spectrum we listen to) and they’re not safer. If you’re on the ground you can hear their tires on pavement. I shouldn’t hear them up in my apartment!
Matt Damon’s plastic surgeon has turned him into Brad Pitt (who I assume has the same surgeon)
July 14, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Matt Damon’s plastic surgeon has turned him into Brad Pitt (who I assume has the same surgeon)
people mad that it's not called "the search for more money" need to remember that title was a play on "star trek III: the search for spock," which had just released a couple years earlier
July 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
people mad that it's not called "the search for more money" need to remember that title was a play on "star trek III: the search for spock," which had just released a couple years earlier
A ladybug landed on my crotch while I was headed to Ayat. It was finally freed from its imprisonment in Lindsey Graham’s taint
July 12, 2026 at 11:16 PM
A ladybug landed on my crotch while I was headed to Ayat. It was finally freed from its imprisonment in Lindsey Graham’s taint
mitch mcconnell was unable to comment on the passing of his friend and colleague lindsay graham because, according to his staff, he is in the middle of a 56-hour tantric sex ritual
July 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
mitch mcconnell was unable to comment on the passing of his friend and colleague lindsay graham because, according to his staff, he is in the middle of a 56-hour tantric sex ritual
We have a new foster-to-adopt cat and we don’t want to keep the name she came with so until we can come up with one we like we’re calling her “Gatorade”
July 10, 2026 at 10:36 PM
We have a new foster-to-adopt cat and we don’t want to keep the name she came with so until we can come up with one we like we’re calling her “Gatorade”
joined a book club and immediately ingratiated myself by introducing them to anna’s archive
July 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
joined a book club and immediately ingratiated myself by introducing them to anna’s archive