Ben
@benhammersley.com
Involved from time to time.
The work is mysterious and important.
We do not discuss our purpose or plans.
Recorded for training porpoises.
The work is mysterious and important.
We do not discuss our purpose or plans.
Recorded for training porpoises.
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God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
September 28, 2026 at 8:42 PM
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
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Oh my god, it looks like a Russian bot forgot to pay their Claude bill but was still configured to reply to posts about Putin
September 28, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Oh my god, it looks like a Russian bot forgot to pay their Claude bill but was still configured to reply to posts about Putin
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Monday is scary
here, take this teeny tiny owl
here, take this teeny tiny owl
September 28, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Monday is scary
here, take this teeny tiny owl
here, take this teeny tiny owl
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Billionaire investor whose company can't even get a grip on their security vulnerabilities says what?
The "move fast and break things" AHs ran without rails and now they want to put rails behind them and shift the financial burden of the AI bubble popping away from themselves.
The "move fast and break things" AHs ran without rails and now they want to put rails behind them and shift the financial burden of the AI bubble popping away from themselves.
The billionaire cofounder of Microsoft says, without restrictions, AI could 'cause a billion deaths' https://aje.news/fk9w3g
September 28, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Billionaire investor whose company can't even get a grip on their security vulnerabilities says what?
The "move fast and break things" AHs ran without rails and now they want to put rails behind them and shift the financial burden of the AI bubble popping away from themselves.
The "move fast and break things" AHs ran without rails and now they want to put rails behind them and shift the financial burden of the AI bubble popping away from themselves.
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I always love when people find the real stuff
God wept when his creations outdid him and this came to be
God wept when his creations outdid him and this came to be
September 25, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I always love when people find the real stuff
God wept when his creations outdid him and this came to be
God wept when his creations outdid him and this came to be
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🤣 Let Jeff narrate
September 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
🤣 Let Jeff narrate
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Air to Ground Message:
YEAH I GUESS A KID PUKED ON A CAT AND ITS A MESS BACK THERE. YOU CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP
Area: Louisville, KY, USA
A: #a236c6ce84d
F: #ffb6c6aa8cf
YEAH I GUESS A KID PUKED ON A CAT AND ITS A MESS BACK THERE. YOU CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP
Area: Louisville, KY, USA
A: #a236c6ce84d
F: #ffb6c6aa8cf
May 4, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Air to Ground Message:
YEAH I GUESS A KID PUKED ON A CAT AND ITS A MESS BACK THERE. YOU CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP
Area: Louisville, KY, USA
A: #a236c6ce84d
F: #ffb6c6aa8cf
YEAH I GUESS A KID PUKED ON A CAT AND ITS A MESS BACK THERE. YOU CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP
Area: Louisville, KY, USA
A: #a236c6ce84d
F: #ffb6c6aa8cf
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We name all the house centipedes in our house “Michelle”: by this tactic I converted my partner from moderate arachnophobia to tenderly looking after our little squad of Corner Spiders and Towel Michelles (they like getting lost in the bathroom)
They were Melvilles in my house for years due to an episode of the Rugrats
September 6, 2026 at 12:36 AM
We name all the house centipedes in our house “Michelle”: by this tactic I converted my partner from moderate arachnophobia to tenderly looking after our little squad of Corner Spiders and Towel Michelles (they like getting lost in the bathroom)
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Two-thirds of NYC’s income growth since the pandemic went to the top 1%.
The richest 0.001% — about 50 families — saw their average income soar from $315 million in 2019 to nearly $600 million a year.
It’s time to build a city that works for everyone.
The richest 0.001% — about 50 families — saw their average income soar from $315 million in 2019 to nearly $600 million a year.
It’s time to build a city that works for everyone.
September 5, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Two-thirds of NYC’s income growth since the pandemic went to the top 1%.
The richest 0.001% — about 50 families — saw their average income soar from $315 million in 2019 to nearly $600 million a year.
It’s time to build a city that works for everyone.
The richest 0.001% — about 50 families — saw their average income soar from $315 million in 2019 to nearly $600 million a year.
It’s time to build a city that works for everyone.
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This Finnish guy has been teaching himself Sumerian, and sent a cuneiform tablet to the British Museum to check his progress.
They just emailed him that they've sent him something in the post.
I'm now thrilled and excited for a total stranger! Clay tablet mail!
www.reddit.com/r/Cuneiform/...
They just emailed him that they've sent him something in the post.
I'm now thrilled and excited for a total stranger! Clay tablet mail!
www.reddit.com/r/Cuneiform/...
September 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
This Finnish guy has been teaching himself Sumerian, and sent a cuneiform tablet to the British Museum to check his progress.
They just emailed him that they've sent him something in the post.
I'm now thrilled and excited for a total stranger! Clay tablet mail!
www.reddit.com/r/Cuneiform/...
They just emailed him that they've sent him something in the post.
I'm now thrilled and excited for a total stranger! Clay tablet mail!
www.reddit.com/r/Cuneiform/...
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No one should be upset, this absolutely kicks ass
August 31, 2026 at 1:36 PM
No one should be upset, this absolutely kicks ass
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DHS just posted this mugshot of Milo Yiannopoulos
August 28, 2026 at 8:37 PM
DHS just posted this mugshot of Milo Yiannopoulos
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Sometimes, when someone dies, what helps me is thinking about how wonderful it is that they were even alive in the first place.
Dolly was the closest you could get to an American saint. We all loved her.
Dolly was the closest you could get to an American saint. We all loved her.
August 25, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Sometimes, when someone dies, what helps me is thinking about how wonderful it is that they were even alive in the first place.
Dolly was the closest you could get to an American saint. We all loved her.
Dolly was the closest you could get to an American saint. We all loved her.
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Jfc, the typos
NEW: Official notice of appeal by Todd Blanche to the preliminary injunction which required him to release more of the Epstein Files
Blanche is fighting the lawsuit filed by @katiephang.bsky.social
Blanche is fighting the lawsuit filed by @katiephang.bsky.social
August 24, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Jfc, the typos
Wild wording. It’s not like getting a clearance is some optional side quest for the especially keen.
EXCLUSIVE: Trump’s closest aide, Natalie Harp, declined multiple times over more than a year to seek a routine security clearance normally obtained by West Wing staffers to work at the White House, sources tell MS NOW.
Trump aide Natalie Harp worked at the White House without security clearance for a year
The close aide to the president, known to filter much of the information reaching the commander-in-chief, ultimately relented in recent months after pressure from White House staff.
bit.ly
August 20, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Wild wording. It’s not like getting a clearance is some optional side quest for the especially keen.
This is where I make people watch episode 1 of Cop Rock and then sit back as their sanity abandons ship.
a bespectacled fbi agent who sings catchy pop music at every crime scene and his coworkers fucking hate it, fed sheeran
August 19, 2026 at 10:47 PM
This is where I make people watch episode 1 of Cop Rock and then sit back as their sanity abandons ship.
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Your first look at the #Murderbot season 2 cast. Aka, what I did on my summer non-vacation. #PremiumQualityEntertainment
August 19, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Your first look at the #Murderbot season 2 cast. Aka, what I did on my summer non-vacation. #PremiumQualityEntertainment
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DO NOT WATCH THREADS. It makes The Day After look like Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
I had to Google it. Apparently there's a British movie called Threads that came out in 1984.
I was like, "there's an app called The Day After?"
I was like, "there's an app called The Day After?"
August 15, 2026 at 12:53 AM
DO NOT WATCH THREADS. It makes The Day After look like Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
Dear God
This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social
August 14, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Dear God