Benj
@benjrainwrite.bsky.social
Been trying to sis-zone my aggressively flirty barber (e.g. his hands drifted to my ass last time he hugged me goodbye) but I messaged a faceless torso who, lo and behold,
October 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Been trying to sis-zone my aggressively flirty barber (e.g. his hands drifted to my ass last time he hugged me goodbye) but I messaged a faceless torso who, lo and behold,
Has anyone ever seen indie rock singer-songwriter Lindsay Jordan AKA Snail Mail and RESIDENT EVIL and WHALEFALL actor Austin Abrams in the same room btw 🤔🤔🤔
October 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Has anyone ever seen indie rock singer-songwriter Lindsay Jordan AKA Snail Mail and RESIDENT EVIL and WHALEFALL actor Austin Abrams in the same room btw 🤔🤔🤔
One retro name I think we should bring back is Mona. I find it really pretty. Ok thanks for your consideration & have a great night
October 1, 2026 at 1:46 AM
One retro name I think we should bring back is Mona. I find it really pretty. Ok thanks for your consideration & have a great night
Bear at the grocery store in a Twin Peaks t shirt: hello
September 30, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Bear at the grocery store in a Twin Peaks t shirt: hello
Favorite lunch spot near work got replaced by a burger joint where a combo with fries is $24 US Dollars.................... @ Zohran what is your plan to fix this
September 30, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Favorite lunch spot near work got replaced by a burger joint where a combo with fries is $24 US Dollars.................... @ Zohran what is your plan to fix this
Not quite as oversaturated as weepy ballad covers of Dancing On My Own but I do think we need to have a conversation about sultry cabaret covers of Toxic
September 29, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Not quite as oversaturated as weepy ballad covers of Dancing On My Own but I do think we need to have a conversation about sultry cabaret covers of Toxic
The only reason I would become a TikToker is to do man-on-the-street interviews where I ask "what exactly did you hope your honking would add to the situation here?"
When someone stuck in gridlock honks their horn it’s like ohhh you’re actually trying to get somewhere?? How special and unique of you thanks for sharing
September 28, 2026 at 10:41 PM
The only reason I would become a TikToker is to do man-on-the-street interviews where I ask "what exactly did you hope your honking would add to the situation here?"
Obsessed with this completely useless Grindr ad. “Hey you wear clothes, at least sometimes? Wanna click on whatever the fuck?”
September 28, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Obsessed with this completely useless Grindr ad. “Hey you wear clothes, at least sometimes? Wanna click on whatever the fuck?”
Work just sent out a cybersecurity newsletter centered around this story. Real timely stuff
I feel for everyone who fell for that fake NFL player because I was casually seeing a guy for kind of a while who I think was lying about being a doctor
September 28, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Work just sent out a cybersecurity newsletter centered around this story. Real timely stuff
I propose we start making "outof" one word so it matches "into" who's with me
September 28, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I propose we start making "outof" one word so it matches "into" who's with me
Me in a psychological horror film: “I better not see an eerie distorted reflection in the mirror when I close the medicine cabinet. Not even for a split second. I mean it”
September 27, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Me in a psychological horror film: “I better not see an eerie distorted reflection in the mirror when I close the medicine cabinet. Not even for a split second. I mean it”
One silly bit that gets me every time is when someone is listing things and they go
1. [A]
2. [B]
3. [C]
4. [A] again
5. [D]
6. etc. etc.
1. [A]
2. [B]
3. [C]
4. [A] again
5. [D]
6. etc. etc.
September 26, 2026 at 6:04 PM
One silly bit that gets me every time is when someone is listing things and they go
1. [A]
2. [B]
3. [C]
4. [A] again
5. [D]
6. etc. etc.
1. [A]
2. [B]
3. [C]
4. [A] again
5. [D]
6. etc. etc.
All the ads for Primetime have left me with this song mildly to moderately stuck in my head for days now
September 26, 2026 at 4:08 PM
All the ads for Primetime have left me with this song mildly to moderately stuck in my head for days now
Stood next to Daniel Kaluuya while picking up my tickets for a play and I didn’t even say “hello Daniel, my name is Ben and we have the same birthday. Would you like to fall in love?”
September 26, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Stood next to Daniel Kaluuya while picking up my tickets for a play and I didn’t even say “hello Daniel, my name is Ben and we have the same birthday. Would you like to fall in love?”
Not to brag buuuuuut I just saw a baby wearing a cowboy outfit and I hope you all experience a blessing of similar magnitude here on this fall Friday
September 25, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Not to brag buuuuuut I just saw a baby wearing a cowboy outfit and I hope you all experience a blessing of similar magnitude here on this fall Friday
Going into this date with a closed mind and a bad attitude. Wish me luck 💖
September 24, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Going into this date with a closed mind and a bad attitude. Wish me luck 💖
I don’t really have time today to take a ton of pics and fuss over imperceptible differences between them so apologies if this one seems rushed
September 24, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I don’t really have time today to take a ton of pics and fuss over imperceptible differences between them so apologies if this one seems rushed
Not saying I want to get sabotaged necessarily but I do think it would feel really good to gasp sharply and exclaim "saboteur!"
September 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Not saying I want to get sabotaged necessarily but I do think it would feel really good to gasp sharply and exclaim "saboteur!"
When a friend leaves a job on good terms, what is the polite and respectful amount of time to wait before unsubscribing from the org’s newsletter
September 24, 2026 at 4:27 PM
When a friend leaves a job on good terms, what is the polite and respectful amount of time to wait before unsubscribing from the org’s newsletter
Admittedly I'm a pretty passive Nicole Kidman fan (by gay guy standards) but has she ever done anything that involved smearing cake all over herself
September 24, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Admittedly I'm a pretty passive Nicole Kidman fan (by gay guy standards) but has she ever done anything that involved smearing cake all over herself
Grabbed lunch today for my boss (special favor, she gave me her card) and her order is so distinctive (derogatory) the bodega guy immediately knew who it was for and asked if she was my mom
September 23, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Grabbed lunch today for my boss (special favor, she gave me her card) and her order is so distinctive (derogatory) the bodega guy immediately knew who it was for and asked if she was my mom
Lots of State of Israel-sponsored ads in midtown urging the UN to support the war in Iran
September 23, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Lots of State of Israel-sponsored ads in midtown urging the UN to support the war in Iran
EXTREMELY bold of DoorDash to spin this as an "oopsie honest mistake" when they donated heavily to Cuomo's campaign!!
September 22, 2026 at 7:10 PM
EXTREMELY bold of DoorDash to spin this as an "oopsie honest mistake" when they donated heavily to Cuomo's campaign!!
This man who lives on my block is the spitting image of the emotionally absent boyfriend from MIDSOMMAR and I regret to inform you I need him so bad
September 22, 2026 at 3:40 PM
This man who lives on my block is the spitting image of the emotionally absent boyfriend from MIDSOMMAR and I regret to inform you I need him so bad