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Woman Suddenly Realizes She Same Age Parents Were When They Were Her Age https://theonion.com/woman-suddenly-realizes-she-same-age-parents-were-when-1846849593/
October 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Woman Suddenly Realizes She Same Age Parents Were When They Were Her Age https://theonion.com/woman-suddenly-realizes-she-same-age-parents-were-when-1846849593/
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🎙️ this podcast does not exist: teaser 🤫
August 28, 2026 at 7:02 PM
🎙️ this podcast does not exist: teaser 🤫
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🎙️ this podcast does not exist: dopamine fasting 📵
September 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
🎙️ this podcast does not exist: dopamine fasting 📵
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🎙️ this podcast does not exist: you have $50 💰
September 25, 2026 at 6:56 PM
🎙️ this podcast does not exist: you have $50 💰
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my car ran out of gas on the side of the road and my insurance company is saying it's totalled
September 21, 2026 at 9:47 PM
my car ran out of gas on the side of the road and my insurance company is saying it's totalled
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Konami Reveals Silent Hill Became Haunted After Prayer was Removed from its Public Schools
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September 21, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Konami Reveals Silent Hill Became Haunted After Prayer was Removed from its Public Schools
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buff.ly/Kheki2s
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(suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions) once again god torments me for no purpose but sick amusement
September 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
(suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions) once again god torments me for no purpose but sick amusement
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an all-star cast! guest hosts! new minigames! and the same game samer you know and love. 🥰
make some noise season 5 premieres october 5
make some noise season 5 premieres october 5
🎶 The Maestro is back... and this time, he's got a little help!
📢 Season 5 of Make Some Noise is coming soon, launching on Dropout October 5th!
📢 Season 5 of Make Some Noise is coming soon, launching on Dropout October 5th!
September 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
an all-star cast! guest hosts! new minigames! and the same game samer you know and love. 🥰
make some noise season 5 premieres october 5
make some noise season 5 premieres october 5
What is the most effective way for one get out of bed before 2 PM on a day off? Asking for a friend.
September 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
What is the most effective way for one get out of bed before 2 PM on a day off? Asking for a friend.
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IM A HIGH POWEREED bUsiness MAN AND I WEAR SUITS AND SELL money FOR MONEY
September 6, 2026 at 11:19 PM
IM A HIGH POWEREED bUsiness MAN AND I WEAR SUITS AND SELL money FOR MONEY
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They're nerfing my build at work tomorrow
September 1, 2026 at 11:42 PM
They're nerfing my build at work tomorrow
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A wizard's power is decided purely by the height of the steeple on their hat
August 30, 2026 at 12:21 AM
A wizard's power is decided purely by the height of the steeple on their hat
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Why must a wizard (me) be so persecuted by the barbaric tribals (the police) just because I am so talented at the dark magicks (texting and driving)
August 26, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Why must a wizard (me) be so persecuted by the barbaric tribals (the police) just because I am so talented at the dark magicks (texting and driving)
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Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser https://theonion.com/pathetic-ai-chatbot-spends-all-its-time-talking-to-friendless-loser/
August 26, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser https://theonion.com/pathetic-ai-chatbot-spends-all-its-time-talking-to-friendless-loser/
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this AP news notif scared me good
August 24, 2026 at 9:33 PM
this AP news notif scared me good
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Visit To Girlfriend’s Family Provides Illuminating Insight Into Why She’s Asian https://theonion.com/visit-to-girlfriends-family-provides-illuminating-insight-into-why-shes-asian/
August 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Visit To Girlfriend’s Family Provides Illuminating Insight Into Why She’s Asian https://theonion.com/visit-to-girlfriends-family-provides-illuminating-insight-into-why-shes-asian/
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Is dying safe? Jim Haggerty is about to find out.
August 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Is dying safe? Jim Haggerty is about to find out.
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In a world where you can be anything
Be the world where you can be anything
Be the world where you can be anything
August 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
In a world where you can be anything
Be the world where you can be anything
Be the world where you can be anything
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I love ordering something online and getting five emails. I love five emails.
August 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I love ordering something online and getting five emails. I love five emails.
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Never thought I'd die side by side with a rock.
How about side by side with a friend?
Aye. I could do that.
How about side by side with a friend?
Aye. I could do that.
August 7, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Never thought I'd die side by side with a rock.
How about side by side with a friend?
Aye. I could do that.
How about side by side with a friend?
Aye. I could do that.
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Not sure why this is news, it's called a lunch break
July 30, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Not sure why this is news, it's called a lunch break
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incredible advice unfortunately
July 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
incredible advice unfortunately
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"Can you explain this gap in your resume?"
Yeah, it's a fucking clothing store, dumbass. Not my proudest moment, thanks for bringing it up.
Yeah, it's a fucking clothing store, dumbass. Not my proudest moment, thanks for bringing it up.
July 13, 2026 at 5:51 PM
"Can you explain this gap in your resume?"
Yeah, it's a fucking clothing store, dumbass. Not my proudest moment, thanks for bringing it up.
Yeah, it's a fucking clothing store, dumbass. Not my proudest moment, thanks for bringing it up.
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"tractor supply wants to hear from you!"
I cannot even begin to comprehend the conversational needs of such an entity
I cannot even begin to comprehend the conversational needs of such an entity
July 12, 2026 at 11:34 PM
"tractor supply wants to hear from you!"
I cannot even begin to comprehend the conversational needs of such an entity
I cannot even begin to comprehend the conversational needs of such an entity