Nicole Hartig
@berddad.bsky.social
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Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/
September 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/
Shocking!
Here's a fun little coincidence I noticed:
Every Republican Congressmember loudly blaming Canada's forest management policies for this year's unprecedented wildfires (and ignoring climate change) is a massive recipient of fossil fuel funding.
Receipts👇
Every Republican Congressmember loudly blaming Canada's forest management policies for this year's unprecedented wildfires (and ignoring climate change) is a massive recipient of fossil fuel funding.
Receipts👇
July 21, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Shocking!
Our scientific institutions are the main reason the U.S. has any hope of being long-term, globally relevant, rather than a failed experiment. For the future of our country in a global economy, and so much else that doesn't fit into character limits, this takeover must not be allowed.
Whoa, over a quarter million people (so far!) have left a comment on the egrgious openly fascist takeover attempt of the OMB.
You can too! @standupforscience.net has instructions and everything you need. It's not hard, and it's critically important to science.
fight2win.standupforscience.net
You can too! @standupforscience.net has instructions and everything you need. It's not hard, and it's critically important to science.
fight2win.standupforscience.net
July 13, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Our scientific institutions are the main reason the U.S. has any hope of being long-term, globally relevant, rather than a failed experiment. For the future of our country in a global economy, and so much else that doesn't fit into character limits, this takeover must not be allowed.
Statements like this kill me. Corporations don't make collective decisions resulting in actions. All of Ford did not adopt AI, some set of execs/mngrs, clearly (here as with other cases of higher up decision failure) with no working knowledge of the actual production process, adopted AI.
Ford has rehired hundreds of senior engineers after replacing them with AI backfired and has cost the company billions of dollars.
AI adoption is blamed for Ford being the most recalled automaker in the U.S. with 51 recalls covering over 11 million vehicles in the first half of 2026 alone.
AI adoption is blamed for Ford being the most recalled automaker in the U.S. with 51 recalls covering over 11 million vehicles in the first half of 2026 alone.
June 28, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Statements like this kill me. Corporations don't make collective decisions resulting in actions. All of Ford did not adopt AI, some set of execs/mngrs, clearly (here as with other cases of higher up decision failure) with no working knowledge of the actual production process, adopted AI.
#Baltimore does everything better. Slat still claims he "invented" this tech, which costs >2x as much to manufacturer and 3x as much to maintain as Mr. Trash Wheel, who made his debut 5 years before the interceptor. Ridiculous that the guardian didn't even put in minimal background research on this.
A solar-powered rubbish-eating boat? The vessel chomping plastic waste out of the sea
A solar-powered rubbish-eating boat? The vessel chomping plastic waste out of the sea
Guided by floating barriers, the Interceptor has already stopped more than 143,000lbs of rubbish from entering the Pacific from one LA river
www.theguardian.com
June 12, 2026 at 1:09 PM
#Baltimore does everything better. Slat still claims he "invented" this tech, which costs >2x as much to manufacturer and 3x as much to maintain as Mr. Trash Wheel, who made his debut 5 years before the interceptor. Ridiculous that the guardian didn't even put in minimal background research on this.
Hey, #Baltimore! Today is the LAST day to vote for Baltimore's NEW official city tree! Our current one is the invasive BRADFORD PEAR 😱🫠
Voting ends tonight at midnight!
www.treebaltimore.org/official-cit...
Voting ends tonight at midnight!
www.treebaltimore.org/official-cit...
June 6, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Hey, #Baltimore! Today is the LAST day to vote for Baltimore's NEW official city tree! Our current one is the invasive BRADFORD PEAR 😱🫠
Voting ends tonight at midnight!
www.treebaltimore.org/official-cit...
Voting ends tonight at midnight!
www.treebaltimore.org/official-cit...
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Catastrophe; that’s what Nakba means. And for Palestinians, this catastrophe has been ongoing for 78 years.
Today marks the 78th commemoration of the Nakba. We take today to remember the ethnic cleansing of over 750,000 Palestinians and the destruction of more than 500 towns in Palestine in 1948.
Today marks the 78th commemoration of the Nakba. We take today to remember the ethnic cleansing of over 750,000 Palestinians and the destruction of more than 500 towns in Palestine in 1948.
May 15, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Catastrophe; that’s what Nakba means. And for Palestinians, this catastrophe has been ongoing for 78 years.
Today marks the 78th commemoration of the Nakba. We take today to remember the ethnic cleansing of over 750,000 Palestinians and the destruction of more than 500 towns in Palestine in 1948.
Today marks the 78th commemoration of the Nakba. We take today to remember the ethnic cleansing of over 750,000 Palestinians and the destruction of more than 500 towns in Palestine in 1948.
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America's oil execs have pocketed $1.4 billion selling stock during the Iran war, the WSJ reports
This cash windfall won’t go primarily toward yachts and private jets, but toward political campaigns and lobbying orgs dedicated to blocking climate policy and fueling authoritarianism
This cash windfall won’t go primarily toward yachts and private jets, but toward political campaigns and lobbying orgs dedicated to blocking climate policy and fueling authoritarianism
Chevron's CEO made $104 million while America bombed Iran
America's oil executives have pocketed $1.4 billion selling stock during the Iran war, a new investigation shows.
heated.world
April 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
America's oil execs have pocketed $1.4 billion selling stock during the Iran war, the WSJ reports
This cash windfall won’t go primarily toward yachts and private jets, but toward political campaigns and lobbying orgs dedicated to blocking climate policy and fueling authoritarianism
This cash windfall won’t go primarily toward yachts and private jets, but toward political campaigns and lobbying orgs dedicated to blocking climate policy and fueling authoritarianism
According to the #BrokenTimes morning newsletters from yesterday and today, only 1-2 people attended each of the thousands of #NoKings protests. This is intentional false reporting by @nytimes.com to minimize the opposition.
March 29, 2026 at 3:01 PM
According to the #BrokenTimes morning newsletters from yesterday and today, only 1-2 people attended each of the thousands of #NoKings protests. This is intentional false reporting by @nytimes.com to minimize the opposition.
In case you're looking to feel devastated in new and varied ways!
Thank you to Democracy Forward for compiling and documenting the growing list of National Park sites and public exhibits where the Trump administration has attempted to remove, alter, or flag historical and scientific materials.
February 22, 2026 at 2:54 PM
In case you're looking to feel devastated in new and varied ways!
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Get in, dorks. We're ready for round two.
RALLY TO TAKE BACK SCIENCE! 🔬🧪✊
March 7th, 2026 in Washington, DC
Learn more at www.standupforscience.net/ma... (link in our bio.)
RALLY TO TAKE BACK SCIENCE! 🔬🧪✊
March 7th, 2026 in Washington, DC
Learn more at www.standupforscience.net/ma... (link in our bio.)
January 28, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Get in, dorks. We're ready for round two.
RALLY TO TAKE BACK SCIENCE! 🔬🧪✊
March 7th, 2026 in Washington, DC
Learn more at www.standupforscience.net/ma... (link in our bio.)
RALLY TO TAKE BACK SCIENCE! 🔬🧪✊
March 7th, 2026 in Washington, DC
Learn more at www.standupforscience.net/ma... (link in our bio.)
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WE NEED YOU! Come fight for science with us on March 7th in Washington D.C.! Visit standupforscience.net/march7 for more info or to host your own/find a rally locally!
#standupforscience
#science
#RemoveRFKJr
#ImpeachRFKJr
#RFKJr
#standupforscience
#science
#RemoveRFKJr
#ImpeachRFKJr
#RFKJr
February 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
WE NEED YOU! Come fight for science with us on March 7th in Washington D.C.! Visit standupforscience.net/march7 for more info or to host your own/find a rally locally!
#standupforscience
#science
#RemoveRFKJr
#ImpeachRFKJr
#RFKJr
#standupforscience
#science
#RemoveRFKJr
#ImpeachRFKJr
#RFKJr
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Didn't get it done in time for seasonally appropriate posting. Oh well here's the sketch anyway
February 14, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Didn't get it done in time for seasonally appropriate posting. Oh well here's the sketch anyway
No one could've known, these people have always been otherwise upstanding
February 4, 2026 at 4:34 PM
No one could've known, these people have always been otherwise upstanding
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Who in their right mind believes statements from the Department of Homeland Security?
Who believes anything Kristi Noem or Stephen Miller or Trump might say about what has just happened in Minneapolis?
They no longer have any credibility. That should be clear by now.
They lie like they breathe.
Who believes anything Kristi Noem or Stephen Miller or Trump might say about what has just happened in Minneapolis?
They no longer have any credibility. That should be clear by now.
They lie like they breathe.
January 24, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Who in their right mind believes statements from the Department of Homeland Security?
Who believes anything Kristi Noem or Stephen Miller or Trump might say about what has just happened in Minneapolis?
They no longer have any credibility. That should be clear by now.
They lie like they breathe.
Who believes anything Kristi Noem or Stephen Miller or Trump might say about what has just happened in Minneapolis?
They no longer have any credibility. That should be clear by now.
They lie like they breathe.
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Aw, don’t be mean. Just let him have it.
January 21, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Aw, don’t be mean. Just let him have it.
"They murdered some of us"
"But some of you were mean!"
"But some of you were mean!"
January 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
"They murdered some of us"
"But some of you were mean!"
"But some of you were mean!"
Really any is too many, but things look like "so many" largely due to bots who immediately begin agreeing with this administration's narratives, paving the way for those "any"s to feel like they're agreeing with a large population of like-minded individuals.
January 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Really any is too many, but things look like "so many" largely due to bots who immediately begin agreeing with this administration's narratives, paving the way for those "any"s to feel like they're agreeing with a large population of like-minded individuals.
The only winning platform.
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
The only winning platform.
"For the oil companies..." to continue to profit off a dying industry that's only profitable thanks to tax subsidies from regular Americans who largely prefer cheaper and safer renewables.
Turns out “America first” meant using 🇺🇸 military to take over Venezuela for the oil companies 🤷🏼
abcnews.go.com/Internationa...
abcnews.go.com/Internationa...
January 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
"For the oil companies..." to continue to profit off a dying industry that's only profitable thanks to tax subsidies from regular Americans who largely prefer cheaper and safer renewables.
On the 12 days of Solstice, #Baltimore gave to me...
12 mini liquors
11 chewed up straws
10 chip bags
9 fast food wrappers
80 cigarette butts
7 plastic bags
6 coffee cups
✨✨5 bandit signs ✨✨
4 asbestos tiles
3 pee bottles
2 condoms
And a diaper a-swollen with pee!!!
12 mini liquors
11 chewed up straws
10 chip bags
9 fast food wrappers
80 cigarette butts
7 plastic bags
6 coffee cups
✨✨5 bandit signs ✨✨
4 asbestos tiles
3 pee bottles
2 condoms
And a diaper a-swollen with pee!!!
December 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
On the 12 days of Solstice, #Baltimore gave to me...
12 mini liquors
11 chewed up straws
10 chip bags
9 fast food wrappers
80 cigarette butts
7 plastic bags
6 coffee cups
✨✨5 bandit signs ✨✨
4 asbestos tiles
3 pee bottles
2 condoms
And a diaper a-swollen with pee!!!
12 mini liquors
11 chewed up straws
10 chip bags
9 fast food wrappers
80 cigarette butts
7 plastic bags
6 coffee cups
✨✨5 bandit signs ✨✨
4 asbestos tiles
3 pee bottles
2 condoms
And a diaper a-swollen with pee!!!
Because of the color scheme and the content, I was sure this was @theonion.com
Trump is trying to erase Black history while simultaneously putting his name on everything
December 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Because of the color scheme and the content, I was sure this was @theonion.com
On theme with 2025, the worst things happening to the best people. Please help support these folks now without a job just before the holidays. #Baltimore
gofund.me/fd4a6c353
gofund.me/fd4a6c353
Donate to Support Micky’s Joint Staff After Devastating Fire, organized by Jeanette Davis
Micky’s Joint is a neighborhood staple and gathering spot in the Ham… Jeanette Davis needs your support for Support Micky’s Joint Staff After Devastating Fire
gofund.me
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
On theme with 2025, the worst things happening to the best people. Please help support these folks now without a job just before the holidays. #Baltimore
gofund.me/fd4a6c353
gofund.me/fd4a6c353
This is the quote the @nytimes.com chose for its morning newsletter to explain @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's appeal to "young people". Imagine if we talked about "old people" like this...
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This is the quote the @nytimes.com chose for its morning newsletter to explain @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's appeal to "young people". Imagine if we talked about "old people" like this...
Make Argentina Great Again!
WATCH — @repstevenhorsford.bsky.social : “My amendment would redirect that $40 BILLION from Argentina to fund the ACA subsidies for two years… a far better use of taxpayer dollars.”
Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?
Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Make Argentina Great Again!