Matty B
@berman1125.bsky.social
The grass ain't greener, the wine ain't sweeter, either side of the hill…
I want Halloween candy but it all tastes so bad now
October 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I want Halloween candy but it all tastes so bad now
Soooo looks like Atlantic City was a success
October 5, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Soooo looks like Atlantic City was a success
I love when on bar rescue they need to make it seem like everything is gross…they will literally take someone’s sauce dripping off a sandwich and make it look like it’s a foodborne illness.
September 30, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I love when on bar rescue they need to make it seem like everything is gross…they will literally take someone’s sauce dripping off a sandwich and make it look like it’s a foodborne illness.
I’ve never really looked at Lana Del Rey before. No wonder she married a crocodile man, she looks batshit crazy
September 30, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I’ve never really looked at Lana Del Rey before. No wonder she married a crocodile man, she looks batshit crazy
Indie gods in my book
September 30, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Indie gods in my book
Is Spotify fucking with anyone else???
September 29, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Is Spotify fucking with anyone else???
Definitely didn’t have Mayer singing WGTYM on my bingo card
September 29, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Definitely didn’t have Mayer singing WGTYM on my bingo card
We got so fucking lucky during this nor’easter. Seems to be going around us
September 27, 2026 at 11:17 AM
We got so fucking lucky during this nor’easter. Seems to be going around us
Anyone else’s baseline anxiety like a 3 or 4 out of 10 these days????
September 25, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Anyone else’s baseline anxiety like a 3 or 4 out of 10 these days????
When getting two windows replaced in your house means let’s rearrange the whole bitch!
September 25, 2026 at 5:18 PM
When getting two windows replaced in your house means let’s rearrange the whole bitch!
A very small part of me is worried my sister married one of those guys that is seemingly so perfect and they have the best life and one day he kills the entire family, kids and all for no reason whatsoever
September 23, 2026 at 12:52 PM
A very small part of me is worried my sister married one of those guys that is seemingly so perfect and they have the best life and one day he kills the entire family, kids and all for no reason whatsoever
First day of fall. Got my flannel on and Kurt Vile in between the ears. It’s crispy out and I’m in heaven. 🍂
September 22, 2026 at 4:02 PM
First day of fall. Got my flannel on and Kurt Vile in between the ears. It’s crispy out and I’m in heaven. 🍂
The goddamn jets
Bigdaddy: The Goddamn Jets Meme
ALT: Bigdaddy: The Goddamn Jets Meme
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September 20, 2026 at 8:38 PM
The goddamn jets
ADHD!
yall ever just let yourself starve cuz u cant be fucked making food but then u get so hungry u cant even make food
September 18, 2026 at 2:11 PM
ADHD!
What’s currently happening with the Detroit Red Wings brings me deep deep pain
September 16, 2026 at 3:46 PM
What’s currently happening with the Detroit Red Wings brings me deep deep pain
Pretty fitting first song in the new whip
September 15, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Pretty fitting first song in the new whip
Howww did this song make it to stage?
September 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Howww did this song make it to stage?
How good of a movie is Armageddon? What a rewatch!!
September 14, 2026 at 10:29 PM
How good of a movie is Armageddon? What a rewatch!!
I’m still rocking IOS 18
September 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I’m still rocking IOS 18
I can’t post this because it’s so long but here are all the things wrong with my car. Can’t wait to upgrade tomorrow
September 14, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I can’t post this because it’s so long but here are all the things wrong with my car. Can’t wait to upgrade tomorrow
Last day with my pos car. Hitting all the bumps on purpose today
September 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Last day with my pos car. Hitting all the bumps on purpose today
Here we go Jets!!!!! Come on boys!!! This is the year 😆😆😆
September 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Here we go Jets!!!!! Come on boys!!! This is the year 😆😆😆
Can’t wait to see gas hit $6. I’m so excited!!!
September 12, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Can’t wait to see gas hit $6. I’m so excited!!!
Might be the best song ever written
September 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Might be the best song ever written