Elaine Cash
@bettedavisthighs.bsky.social
Science, dill pickles, mountain bikes, synthesizers, cats, nature, hockey, White Claw, gaming, backcountry, and non-fiction in West by God Appalachia. Stoopid.
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Elaine Cash
@bettedavisthighs.bsky.social
· Dec 20
I might not be your cup of tea but I can definitely be your rubbermaid trash can of jungle juice
It’s a good day to be building Lego and eating sea creature nuggies
April 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
It’s a good day to be building Lego and eating sea creature nuggies
I just had another nacho bellgrande
April 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I just had another nacho bellgrande
I hate the Taco Bell computer order lady and I’m never eating a nacho bellgrande again
March 28, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I hate the Taco Bell computer order lady and I’m never eating a nacho bellgrande again
It’s pretty insulting to order a Red Bull and vodka and they use Monster instead.
March 7, 2026 at 9:36 PM
It’s pretty insulting to order a Red Bull and vodka and they use Monster instead.
Those twisted punch rainbow sweetart ropes tho
March 1, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Those twisted punch rainbow sweetart ropes tho
We should all just shit where we eat
January 13, 2026 at 1:22 AM
We should all just shit where we eat
Have to throw away the berries & cream shampoo because every shower is 10 minutes of the little starburst lad singing in my head.
January 12, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Have to throw away the berries & cream shampoo because every shower is 10 minutes of the little starburst lad singing in my head.
Sometimes I wonder how judgy the medical examiner would be about all the junk food in my stomach at an autopsy.
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Sometimes I wonder how judgy the medical examiner would be about all the junk food in my stomach at an autopsy.
I’m thankful for the invention of elastic waistbands
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’m thankful for the invention of elastic waistbands
Thanksgiving gonna be tasty this year
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Thanksgiving gonna be tasty this year
After spending the weekend in Gatlinburg I think it’s safe to say I can finish my life without hearing “Jolene” ever again.
October 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
After spending the weekend in Gatlinburg I think it’s safe to say I can finish my life without hearing “Jolene” ever again.
I’m on a five hour road trip with Chappell Roan fans
a man says why are you torturing me
ALT: a man says why are you torturing me
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I’m on a five hour road trip with Chappell Roan fans
Bridge Day was pretty bitchin’ this year
October 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Bridge Day was pretty bitchin’ this year
Google searches after drinking: loudest fart recorded decibels, guinness longest fart recorded audio, hardest farts by force without poop
October 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Google searches after drinking: loudest fart recorded decibels, guinness longest fart recorded audio, hardest farts by force without poop
Possibly have a job interview soon. Time to dust off the ol’ funeral/wedding/interview pantsuit.
October 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Possibly have a job interview soon. Time to dust off the ol’ funeral/wedding/interview pantsuit.
When’s the Heidi Klum Halloween costume reveal??
October 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
When’s the Heidi Klum Halloween costume reveal??
Don’t like a female main character in a video game? Cool. Don’t play it. No one cares.
October 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Don’t like a female main character in a video game? Cool. Don’t play it. No one cares.
And on the eighth day God gave us horse noses to pet
October 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
And on the eighth day God gave us horse noses to pet
Lake of the Ozarks is the Myrtle Beach of the Midwest
October 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Lake of the Ozarks is the Myrtle Beach of the Midwest
The laziest of Caturdays
October 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The laziest of Caturdays
I have eaten so much cake and cookies and drank so much beer all day I feel like a foie gras goose ready for liver harvesting
October 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I have eaten so much cake and cookies and drank so much beer all day I feel like a foie gras goose ready for liver harvesting
I think Koko the gorilla was actually animatronic
October 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I think Koko the gorilla was actually animatronic
The worst thing about, well, everything going on right now is they won’t ship my Canadian panties anymore
September 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The worst thing about, well, everything going on right now is they won’t ship my Canadian panties anymore
I think my brain brains how it brains because of CTE from the repeated brutality of these pinging off my noggin every day in the summer when my mom put my hair up to play outside. Just look at the cartoon girl’s stare on the package, she ain’t right.
September 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I think my brain brains how it brains because of CTE from the repeated brutality of these pinging off my noggin every day in the summer when my mom put my hair up to play outside. Just look at the cartoon girl’s stare on the package, she ain’t right.