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matt 🦖
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· Jul 6
Ah well. You win some, you lose a lot.
The reason interviewers get mad if you bring an iced coffee to an interview is that it robs them of the chance to offer you a coffee or tea and then use your answer as an arbitrary test of character.
September 25, 2026 at 6:22 PM
The reason interviewers get mad if you bring an iced coffee to an interview is that it robs them of the chance to offer you a coffee or tea and then use your answer as an arbitrary test of character.
Me, every time I fire up a Silent Hill game: Wait, do I actually like this?
September 25, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Me, every time I fire up a Silent Hill game: Wait, do I actually like this?
Every single feedback email I get is just this scene from P&R.
The first Monday back to work | Ron’s Swivel Chair | Parks and Recreation
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September 25, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Every single feedback email I get is just this scene from P&R.
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Now, more than ever, I believe I could be trusted with the power of the Death Note.
March 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Now, more than ever, I believe I could be trusted with the power of the Death Note.
One thing that conclusively sucks ass about modern politics is how frequently straight up conservative guys just end up in charge of ostensibly liberal or left leaning political parties. Thanks Overton Window shift!
September 25, 2026 at 3:36 AM
One thing that conclusively sucks ass about modern politics is how frequently straight up conservative guys just end up in charge of ostensibly liberal or left leaning political parties. Thanks Overton Window shift!
So like is getting kicked in the head by a horse a prerequisite for getting chosen to participate in one of these things, or what?
September 25, 2026 at 1:29 AM
So like is getting kicked in the head by a horse a prerequisite for getting chosen to participate in one of these things, or what?
Furnace is currently making a pulsing sound in the exact cadence and tone of Zach Cregger chanting “Calm down! Just calm down!” in the WKUK Lincoln sketch.
September 25, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Furnace is currently making a pulsing sound in the exact cadence and tone of Zach Cregger chanting “Calm down! Just calm down!” in the WKUK Lincoln sketch.
You ever read a series of words and start to think maybe written language was a mistake?
Not to be reductive, but I really do think the AI cult is almost entirely propelled by a deep-seated libidinal misogyny. Dawg, look how Eliezer Yudkowsky's Rationalist Harry Potter fanfic starts.
September 25, 2026 at 12:55 AM
You ever read a series of words and start to think maybe written language was a mistake?
I am being insanely stupid with money right now (can't stop buying new video games I don't have time for).
September 24, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I am being insanely stupid with money right now (can't stop buying new video games I don't have time for).
It rules that we're all just living at the whim of these giant, inscrutable corporations who can decide to destroy your livelihood with no explanation whenever they like.
Well, we're suspended from Twitch for (???) days. And we don't know what we did to get suspended. And Twitch won't tell us. So. Pretty cool! Thank you Twitch. Also we took down the VOD channel for the time being just in case that counts as "ban evasion." Anyway. Hopefully we'll be back soon???
September 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
It rules that we're all just living at the whim of these giant, inscrutable corporations who can decide to destroy your livelihood with no explanation whenever they like.
Sure, on the one hand, the Blue Jays not making the playoffs is demoralizing.
September 24, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Sure, on the one hand, the Blue Jays not making the playoffs is demoralizing.
*reading the alt text and stroking my beard thoughtfully* Of course, of course. It all makes sense now...
September 24, 2026 at 3:24 PM
*reading the alt text and stroking my beard thoughtfully* Of course, of course. It all makes sense now...
Why did I play two hours of Kingdom Hearts last night? I've bought so many games over the last two weeks.
September 24, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Why did I play two hours of Kingdom Hearts last night? I've bought so many games over the last two weeks.
The notion of Gilbert Gottfried having to record lines about Heartless and Keyblades is very funny.
Scorching hot take incoming: Some aspects of the first Kingdom Hearts game have not aged especially well.
September 24, 2026 at 4:13 AM
The notion of Gilbert Gottfried having to record lines about Heartless and Keyblades is very funny.
I think the thing that gets Kingdom Hearts a pass when it comes to being an exercise in Disney brand-extension is that the overall story is such batshit lunacy, it's honestly probably a little damaging to the Disney brand.
September 24, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I think the thing that gets Kingdom Hearts a pass when it comes to being an exercise in Disney brand-extension is that the overall story is such batshit lunacy, it's honestly probably a little damaging to the Disney brand.
Scorching hot take incoming: Some aspects of the first Kingdom Hearts game have not aged especially well.
September 24, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Scorching hot take incoming: Some aspects of the first Kingdom Hearts game have not aged especially well.
I wonder if the slow-ass cinematic walking sections a bunch of these games do is like a rendering trick of some kind.
The problem with games like A Plague Tale is that the second anything nice or good happens to the characters, you’re basically waiting for a rug pull. Hugo and Amicia found a nice little garden? Too bad the well is choked with plague corpses!
September 23, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I wonder if the slow-ass cinematic walking sections a bunch of these games do is like a rendering trick of some kind.
Sorry, but the Boston Globe article was designed in a lab to piss everyone off and encourage bad faith responses from every conceivable side.
September 23, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Sorry, but the Boston Globe article was designed in a lab to piss everyone off and encourage bad faith responses from every conceivable side.
*posting the biggest stinkiest dog turd you've ever seen in your life* LOOK WHAT AI MADE
September 23, 2026 at 3:00 PM
*posting the biggest stinkiest dog turd you've ever seen in your life* LOOK WHAT AI MADE
Really the only thing more embarrassing than writing something you came up with is using a writing prompt. Doesn't make any sense, but here we are.
September 23, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Really the only thing more embarrassing than writing something you came up with is using a writing prompt. Doesn't make any sense, but here we are.
Not getting involved in the discourse about the latest popular song. To me, the song that should be number one for all time on all charts is The Mariner's Revenge Song by The Decemberists, so you can see why my opinion probably doesn't fucking matter here.
September 22, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Not getting involved in the discourse about the latest popular song. To me, the song that should be number one for all time on all charts is The Mariner's Revenge Song by The Decemberists, so you can see why my opinion probably doesn't fucking matter here.
I don't know which image consultant advised JD Vance to grow a beard, but thank you, he looks so stupid all the time.
September 22, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I don't know which image consultant advised JD Vance to grow a beard, but thank you, he looks so stupid all the time.
Hey, remember that Final Fantasy game from 20 years ago, Final Fantasy VI? Sorry, meant to say Final Fantasy XII.
September 22, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Hey, remember that Final Fantasy game from 20 years ago, Final Fantasy VI? Sorry, meant to say Final Fantasy XII.
Microsoft's mismanagement of the Halo franchise over the last 20 or so years since Bungie finished with it is sort of fascinating. Halo 2 and 3 were HUGE events, but everything since Reach has been a creative or commercial misfire in some way.
September 22, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Microsoft's mismanagement of the Halo franchise over the last 20 or so years since Bungie finished with it is sort of fascinating. Halo 2 and 3 were HUGE events, but everything since Reach has been a creative or commercial misfire in some way.
It's incredible that the Leafs have sucked ass for 60 years now and you still have to sell an organ if you want to afford tickets.
September 22, 2026 at 3:56 PM
It's incredible that the Leafs have sucked ass for 60 years now and you still have to sell an organ if you want to afford tickets.