The Rotund Dungeon Master
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I don't like saying this
But if ya willing to help out OregontheDM on Pal and Ven
GingerbreadGolem on Cash
Phrasing to avoid bots lol
But if ya willing to help out OregontheDM on Pal and Ven
GingerbreadGolem on Cash
Phrasing to avoid bots lol
July 11, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I don't like saying this
But if ya willing to help out OregontheDM on Pal and Ven
GingerbreadGolem on Cash
Phrasing to avoid bots lol
But if ya willing to help out OregontheDM on Pal and Ven
GingerbreadGolem on Cash
Phrasing to avoid bots lol
I wanna know the name of the person that came up " write an essay as a punishment for rape"
Yeah we know the five perps, but gimme THAT enabling sumbitches name.
Yeah we know the five perps, but gimme THAT enabling sumbitches name.
September 30, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I wanna know the name of the person that came up " write an essay as a punishment for rape"
Yeah we know the five perps, but gimme THAT enabling sumbitches name.
Yeah we know the five perps, but gimme THAT enabling sumbitches name.
I hate ai so goddamn much.
No jokes.
Just tired of literally every fucking goddamn product in existence featuring it.
No jokes.
Just tired of literally every fucking goddamn product in existence featuring it.
September 22, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I hate ai so goddamn much.
No jokes.
Just tired of literally every fucking goddamn product in existence featuring it.
No jokes.
Just tired of literally every fucking goddamn product in existence featuring it.
He doesn't have the appropriations to do the arch so in order to get around that he's going to slip it in as a military expense.
It's now a national security issue to have the trump arch, you see. We have to have it.
It's now a national security issue to have the trump arch, you see. We have to have it.
His brain is completely broken.
What the actual fuck is this nonsense
What the actual fuck is this nonsense
September 21, 2026 at 12:56 AM
He doesn't have the appropriations to do the arch so in order to get around that he's going to slip it in as a military expense.
It's now a national security issue to have the trump arch, you see. We have to have it.
It's now a national security issue to have the trump arch, you see. We have to have it.
Anyone else feel like Sisyphus rolling a goddamn boulder up a hill?
September 3, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Anyone else feel like Sisyphus rolling a goddamn boulder up a hill?
You know fellers, far be it from me to question ones faith, but I think that Jesus feller done R U N N O F T
September 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
You know fellers, far be it from me to question ones faith, but I think that Jesus feller done R U N N O F T
Me: I just want a fun little case for my tablet...
Me: WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING AI?
Me: WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING AI?
September 2, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Me: I just want a fun little case for my tablet...
Me: WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING AI?
Me: WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING AI?
New standardized Cop car idea:
1. All cop cars shall be a sensible, mid sized, family value sedan.
2. All of them shall be Barbie pink, cloud white, with highly reflective gold lettering
3. The light bar shall be white and pink
1. All cop cars shall be a sensible, mid sized, family value sedan.
2. All of them shall be Barbie pink, cloud white, with highly reflective gold lettering
3. The light bar shall be white and pink
August 30, 2026 at 11:54 PM
New standardized Cop car idea:
1. All cop cars shall be a sensible, mid sized, family value sedan.
2. All of them shall be Barbie pink, cloud white, with highly reflective gold lettering
3. The light bar shall be white and pink
1. All cop cars shall be a sensible, mid sized, family value sedan.
2. All of them shall be Barbie pink, cloud white, with highly reflective gold lettering
3. The light bar shall be white and pink
Me: maybe I could do funny things on Tok Tok for money!
The Democrats for some reason: *Shoots Tok Tok in the head* we had to stop the Chinese communists.
Me: Ok maybe I could Stream in twitch!
Twitch: Starting today, We are just gonna scrap you for AI. You're welcome, nerds.
The Democrats for some reason: *Shoots Tok Tok in the head* we had to stop the Chinese communists.
Me: Ok maybe I could Stream in twitch!
Twitch: Starting today, We are just gonna scrap you for AI. You're welcome, nerds.
August 16, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Me: maybe I could do funny things on Tok Tok for money!
The Democrats for some reason: *Shoots Tok Tok in the head* we had to stop the Chinese communists.
Me: Ok maybe I could Stream in twitch!
Twitch: Starting today, We are just gonna scrap you for AI. You're welcome, nerds.
The Democrats for some reason: *Shoots Tok Tok in the head* we had to stop the Chinese communists.
Me: Ok maybe I could Stream in twitch!
Twitch: Starting today, We are just gonna scrap you for AI. You're welcome, nerds.
Two Point campus. I would like to play your game. Could you stop.... Crashing every twelve fucking seconds?
August 1, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Two Point campus. I would like to play your game. Could you stop.... Crashing every twelve fucking seconds?
Close for skinny dudes:Here is some professional wear that is loose fitting. Kind of 1920s meets zen. Made of T-shirt like material. Really reminds you of Star wars. Variety of colors.
Fat Dudes: Same stretch kahkis since 1994. They are hot and they suck ass.
Fat Dudes: Same stretch kahkis since 1994. They are hot and they suck ass.
August 1, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Close for skinny dudes:Here is some professional wear that is loose fitting. Kind of 1920s meets zen. Made of T-shirt like material. Really reminds you of Star wars. Variety of colors.
Fat Dudes: Same stretch kahkis since 1994. They are hot and they suck ass.
Fat Dudes: Same stretch kahkis since 1994. They are hot and they suck ass.
So I am starting my TBR list from way back in college because I need something other than social media. I picked up "World War Z." Didn't do any research. Just got it second hand on a whim. And went "oh cool zombies."
So far this book has been racist and Xenophobic as fuck.
So far this book has been racist and Xenophobic as fuck.
July 30, 2026 at 10:11 PM
So I am starting my TBR list from way back in college because I need something other than social media. I picked up "World War Z." Didn't do any research. Just got it second hand on a whim. And went "oh cool zombies."
So far this book has been racist and Xenophobic as fuck.
So far this book has been racist and Xenophobic as fuck.
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French guy: chat, what do we think of this?
chat: meow
chat: meow
July 29, 2026 at 6:19 PM
French guy: chat, what do we think of this?
chat: meow
chat: meow
"A billionaire has never caused any of your problems."
FALSE! I now have to listen to my mom drone on about AI romance reels on facebook because she has the beginning of dementia and cannot tell the dementia between real and fake media.
FALSE! I now have to listen to my mom drone on about AI romance reels on facebook because she has the beginning of dementia and cannot tell the dementia between real and fake media.
July 27, 2026 at 5:15 PM
"A billionaire has never caused any of your problems."
FALSE! I now have to listen to my mom drone on about AI romance reels on facebook because she has the beginning of dementia and cannot tell the dementia between real and fake media.
FALSE! I now have to listen to my mom drone on about AI romance reels on facebook because she has the beginning of dementia and cannot tell the dementia between real and fake media.
I just wanna start that royalty is wasted in the royals. I'm still salty about this
The fuck you mean you get to choose a new name and you choose King Charles III and not Arthur I, or King Cachwr, First of this Name?
The fuck bro?
The fuck you mean you get to choose a new name and you choose King Charles III and not Arthur I, or King Cachwr, First of this Name?
The fuck bro?
July 26, 2026 at 12:38 PM
I just wanna start that royalty is wasted in the royals. I'm still salty about this
The fuck you mean you get to choose a new name and you choose King Charles III and not Arthur I, or King Cachwr, First of this Name?
The fuck bro?
The fuck you mean you get to choose a new name and you choose King Charles III and not Arthur I, or King Cachwr, First of this Name?
The fuck bro?
To be clear this wasn't a joke or a dig. This was a statement of abject fucking horror. I shouldn't know what this tastes like. Also this was a statement from full on overstimulation and a lack of oxygen due to an asthma attack.
The air tastes like burnt Canada
July 20, 2026 at 7:22 PM
To be clear this wasn't a joke or a dig. This was a statement of abject fucking horror. I shouldn't know what this tastes like. Also this was a statement from full on overstimulation and a lack of oxygen due to an asthma attack.
The air tastes like burnt Canada
July 16, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The air tastes like burnt Canada
MAGA: Trump's getting rid of daylight savings time
Me: Really? Cool. That's one good thing he's actually done.
MAGA: You fucking TRIGGERED, YOU - Wait?
Me: Yeah, I'm not thrilled we are staying sprung forward, but DST kills people.
MAGA: bwha-
ME: - close your mouth, Jethro, you're catching flies.
Me: Really? Cool. That's one good thing he's actually done.
MAGA: You fucking TRIGGERED, YOU - Wait?
Me: Yeah, I'm not thrilled we are staying sprung forward, but DST kills people.
MAGA: bwha-
ME: - close your mouth, Jethro, you're catching flies.
July 15, 2026 at 10:37 PM
MAGA: Trump's getting rid of daylight savings time
Me: Really? Cool. That's one good thing he's actually done.
MAGA: You fucking TRIGGERED, YOU - Wait?
Me: Yeah, I'm not thrilled we are staying sprung forward, but DST kills people.
MAGA: bwha-
ME: - close your mouth, Jethro, you're catching flies.
Me: Really? Cool. That's one good thing he's actually done.
MAGA: You fucking TRIGGERED, YOU - Wait?
Me: Yeah, I'm not thrilled we are staying sprung forward, but DST kills people.
MAGA: bwha-
ME: - close your mouth, Jethro, you're catching flies.
What does blue skeet want?
July 13, 2026 at 3:37 PM
What does blue skeet want?
New reality show. "The Most Dangerous Beast," #MrBeast wakes up in a gigantic maze that looks like a massive cyber punk city. The only thing that he has on him is his clothes and a backpack full of his own Mr. Beast Brand food to survive.
He can restore water, power AC, and other perks to the city
He can restore water, power AC, and other perks to the city
July 5, 2026 at 8:52 AM
New reality show. "The Most Dangerous Beast," #MrBeast wakes up in a gigantic maze that looks like a massive cyber punk city. The only thing that he has on him is his clothes and a backpack full of his own Mr. Beast Brand food to survive.
He can restore water, power AC, and other perks to the city
He can restore water, power AC, and other perks to the city
Soothing two freaked out cats this #FourthofJuly as all my neighbors unload all of their fireworks at once, I have developed an entirely new reason to hate Alexander Hamilton.
July 5, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Soothing two freaked out cats this #FourthofJuly as all my neighbors unload all of their fireworks at once, I have developed an entirely new reason to hate Alexander Hamilton.
No, You see, Mitch McConnell is Just Pining for the Fijords.
July 4, 2026 at 4:46 AM
No, You see, Mitch McConnell is Just Pining for the Fijords.
We are all God's Sims, and he deleted the ladders in our pool.
June 22, 2026 at 8:59 PM
We are all God's Sims, and he deleted the ladders in our pool.
You know what. A lot of shit happened cause if the fucking accident in January.
- medical bills
- PTSD
- loss of mobility
- increase in driving anxiety
But I think I miss my fucking back up camera the most
- medical bills
- PTSD
- loss of mobility
- increase in driving anxiety
But I think I miss my fucking back up camera the most
June 21, 2026 at 8:30 PM
You know what. A lot of shit happened cause if the fucking accident in January.
- medical bills
- PTSD
- loss of mobility
- increase in driving anxiety
But I think I miss my fucking back up camera the most
- medical bills
- PTSD
- loss of mobility
- increase in driving anxiety
But I think I miss my fucking back up camera the most
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✨JUNETEENTH MUTUAL AID THREAD ✨
Here’s a thread with Black folks you can support in celebration of #Juneteenth.
Do some good - even if you’re sending $3 to a Black person to treat themselves to a dessert or a coffee!
Circulate & give to at least one person in the thread if you have the means 💜
Here’s a thread with Black folks you can support in celebration of #Juneteenth.
Do some good - even if you’re sending $3 to a Black person to treat themselves to a dessert or a coffee!
Circulate & give to at least one person in the thread if you have the means 💜
June 18, 2026 at 10:10 PM
✨JUNETEENTH MUTUAL AID THREAD ✨
Here’s a thread with Black folks you can support in celebration of #Juneteenth.
Do some good - even if you’re sending $3 to a Black person to treat themselves to a dessert or a coffee!
Circulate & give to at least one person in the thread if you have the means 💜
Here’s a thread with Black folks you can support in celebration of #Juneteenth.
Do some good - even if you’re sending $3 to a Black person to treat themselves to a dessert or a coffee!
Circulate & give to at least one person in the thread if you have the means 💜