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Bikey Mikey 🚴‍♂️ 🏳️‍🌈
@bikeymikey.bsky.social
Pogonophile. Bikes, Beer, Food, Cute Dogs, Sport, Gay, wearer of hats. Innocent looking trouble maker 😜

Older, grumpier and more fabulous by the day! Partnered 🥰

Not one for DMs. Stay out of them unless I know you.
Don't repost my stuff without asking!
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Cycling is such a part of French culture. People smile and wave as you pass, they applaud and shout encouragement “Allez! Allez!”

Drivers give way (even when they don’t need to). They give a wide berth when passing.

Sadly here people only shout abuse at cyclists.
Just had a cheeky midweek honey roast gammon.
No doubt @beardybloke.bsky.social will make a fuss about the parsnips or potatoes 🙄
October 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Wednesday’s child is full of woe…
Or just dislikes the gym 😬
October 7, 2026 at 10:50 AM
It always pisses me off when someone (usually my OH) tells me I "don't like" something.
It may not be my favourite thing, but go fuck yourself, I am perfectly capable of expressing my own opinion, so ASK me what I like, or STFU.
I never respond well being told what to do or how to think. 🤬
October 7, 2026 at 9:28 AM
It always pisses me off when someone (usually my OH) tells me I "don't like" something.
It may not be my favourite thing, but go fuck yourself, I am perfectly capable of expressing my own opinion, so ASK me what I like, or STFU.
I never respond well being told what to do or how to think.
October 7, 2026 at 9:28 AM
@ivancatdad.bsky.social hi Ivan. How are you? Is your eye recovering well?
October 6, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Still a work in progress, but I’m really happy with the changes
I’ve made to my body shape over the last year.
It has been hard work at times and results don’t show on a daily basis, but it really has been worth it. 💪🏻

And I still hate the gym 🫣
October 5, 2026 at 10:38 PM
This happened
October 5, 2026 at 5:51 PM
#TalesFromTheNewForest
We have had the most fabulous day for a ride. Absolutely spectacular
October 4, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Just made it back to the local. The weather has been amaaaazing. It’s still 21°C at 4:30 on the 4th October
October 4, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Scott says hi 👋🏻
October 4, 2026 at 12:40 PM
October 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
It’s nice ‘ere innit
October 3, 2026 at 2:57 PM
@snugglebear.bsky.social morning gorgeous wifey 🥰🤗
October 3, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Another top tune
October 3, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Choooooon!!
October 3, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Good morning
October 3, 2026 at 8:53 AM
I treated the gravel bike to a service before the weather gets shoddy.

I also treated it to a new wireless group set 🥳
GRX 827 for those that know.

Look at my massive cog! 🤭
October 2, 2026 at 4:07 PM
We can haz bubbles 🥂🍾🥳
October 1, 2026 at 1:02 PM
This is the face of a man leaving the bank after clearing his mortgage...
October 1, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Making good use of the warm sunshine on the last day of September.
Cheers! 🍻
September 30, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Cheers all. Happy Monday
September 28, 2026 at 5:26 PM
September 28, 2026 at 7:03 AM
If you want to watch the comedy show we’re at, it being live streamed on YouTube
(Currently in the intermission)

www.youtube.com/live/-ySXelz...
LIVE: Donald Trumped by Mike Osman with Matt Le Tissier
YouTube video by Mike Osman as
www.youtube.com
September 27, 2026 at 8:48 PM
We’re out out for dinner and a show.
The show is Mike Osman as ‘Donald Trumped’.
Supposed to be very funny.
I shall update you later
September 27, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Living my best life
September 27, 2026 at 11:37 AM