DaveK
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DaveK
@birstallboi.bsky.social
Happy birthday @darranjaques.bsky.social hope you have a fantastic day 🎉🍻🎂
Happy Birthday, Brett!
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August 25, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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No one thinks they will have to pay for social care. Until they find they do
July 29, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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On my way, Clacton.
July 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Q - What do you buy the bestie for his birthday when he already has everything he could wish for?

A - You buy him a load of bedding plants and put them in hanging baskets for him 👍🏻
May 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Been waiting all winter for these to flower and now when I’ll want to rip out in a few weeks they decide to put a shift in and start flowering 🤬
I really should pick a better hobby 🤣
April 6, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Lock up your dads I’m out on the prowl now 😂
March 21, 2026 at 9:37 PM
When in Rome (or rather London)

Bottoms up!
March 21, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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Sad to say the consultation’s over nothing can be done to keep The Laskett Gardens open under Perennial It’s been a tough few weeks keeping spirits up, with show tunes and industry support have helped 💚 If you see me at events, say hi!
Next stop:Heathrow Airport
#Horticulture
February 16, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Drop an album that was importsnt to you when you were 19
February 15, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
February 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
It’s not stopped raining all day and I’m bored OUT OF MY HEAD!
a cartoon of a man sitting in the rain with the website npc.com below
ALT: a cartoon of a man sitting in the rain with the website npc.com below
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January 25, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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Makes sense, most who vote for them are also bots.
January 4, 2026 at 9:38 AM
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A little bit of Yorkshire in central Istanbul.
January 3, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Third day in a row I’ve realised I’ve forgotten to buy some essentials so using it as an excuse to get off my fat arse and walk to the shops instead of driving for some oats and bog roll.
FML 😂
December 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Pet peeve of the day: I buy not cheap stick deodorants but the design of the wax holder means about a third of it is unusable.
Needless to say I’m digging all that fucker out and applying it manually to my pits. 😡
December 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Crossing my fingers for Karen #strictly
December 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Day 7 of the dreaded lurgy 😩
What’s the betting that I Will miraculously feel much better when I’m back to work tomorrow? 😡
December 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Can’t beat a carvery on a cold rainy Sunday
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
First time in way too long. Get me on that beach! 🏖️
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 AM
It’s acer porn time again.
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Autumn is a mixed season to me. So many beautiful colours but it’s also a time when the garden looks the most untidy and I’m forever sweeping up leaves!
October 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I swear it was eyeing me up as a meal 😱😱😱
October 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Time to erect this bad boy
September 14, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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If you are looking for peaceful surroundings after a full-on summer season.

#DyffrynFernantGarden hit the spot.

Take a picnic,relax in the noise of #nature.

it really is a great gardens of #Wales very inspiring

#Horticulture ##outdoorlife #Gardenersworld
August 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
First time I’ve ever hit my sleep goal in over two years of monitoring. Hope it’s not another two years before I achieve it again!
August 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM