Bismuth
@bismuthsr.bsky.social
Yet Another Speedrun YouTuber
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Bismuth
@bismuthsr.bsky.social
· Feb 28
Celeste World Record Speedrun Explained
YouTube video by Bismuth
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The Celeste Speedrun World Record Explained www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Cx...
Reposted by Bismuth
Oh shit new tech just dropped
September 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Oh shit new tech just dropped
See, everyone? That's what YouTube is all about. None of this current day thing I don't relate to, but this very specific niche that defined how I perceived the platform when I first discovered it.
September 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
See, everyone? That's what YouTube is all about. None of this current day thing I don't relate to, but this very specific niche that defined how I perceived the platform when I first discovered it.
I know I'm a week late but unless the rules have changed in the past 20 years since my referee training that's no goal and a yellow card for intentionally hiding out of bounds to gain an unfair advantage
This is how Josh March scored the WINNER for Crewe Alexandra against Northampton Town today in League Two 😅
September 1, 2026 at 7:43 AM
I know I'm a week late but unless the rules have changed in the past 20 years since my referee training that's no goal and a yellow card for intentionally hiding out of bounds to gain an unfair advantage
I have more YouTube subscribers than M Night Shyamalan
Depending on when you read this in the next week it might not be true anymore though
Depending on when you read this in the next week it might not be true anymore though
August 31, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I have more YouTube subscribers than M Night Shyamalan
Depending on when you read this in the next week it might not be true anymore though
Depending on when you read this in the next week it might not be true anymore though
I wonder what the answer is
August 28, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I wonder what the answer is
How do people confuse past and past participle so much? My friend your language has the simplest verb structure in the entire world it's really not that hard
August 28, 2026 at 4:40 PM
How do people confuse past and past participle so much? My friend your language has the simplest verb structure in the entire world it's really not that hard
Shoutouts to the two people who have discovered my content through Bing
August 27, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Shoutouts to the two people who have discovered my content through Bing
I'm only 8 minutes in, but this American's video about Québec French is so good I have to share it. His Québec French is far and away the best I've ever heard from a non-native. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnCy...
An English Speaker's Guide To Quebec French
YouTube video by Conor Nickerson
www.youtube.com
August 18, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I'm only 8 minutes in, but this American's video about Québec French is so good I have to share it. His Québec French is far and away the best I've ever heard from a non-native. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnCy...
I love that Twitch resets the volume to max between each 10-second ad no matter at what volume you actually set it to
August 17, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I love that Twitch resets the volume to max between each 10-second ad no matter at what volume you actually set it to
The SMB1 any% run is now where I thought the record would reasonably end up when I made my 4:54 explained video in 2021. Except this time, I have no doubt the TAS tie is coming
August 14, 2026 at 1:56 PM
The SMB1 any% run is now where I thought the record would reasonably end up when I made my 4:54 explained video in 2021. Except this time, I have no doubt the TAS tie is coming
Watching the eclipse on the NASA feed got me emotional thinking back to the absolutely mindblowing experience that was the 2024 eclipse
August 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Watching the eclipse on the NASA feed got me emotional thinking back to the absolutely mindblowing experience that was the 2024 eclipse
I don't make the rules
August 11, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I don't make the rules
So I left the house for an hour and came back to a guy passed out drunk in my living room after pissing all over the couch and bed. That was fun
August 8, 2026 at 5:57 AM
So I left the house for an hour and came back to a guy passed out drunk in my living room after pissing all over the couch and bed. That was fun
Mom, it's my turn to post about the SMB1 TAS tie!
August 8, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Mom, it's my turn to post about the SMB1 TAS tie!
All the people who are anti-cancer or want to slow cancer progress, I have one (2) question:
If cancer disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without skin, lung or even brain cancer?
Imagine cancer was suddenly cured. Would you actually be willing to give it up?
If cancer disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without skin, lung or even brain cancer?
Imagine cancer was suddenly cured. Would you actually be willing to give it up?
August 5, 2026 at 7:19 PM
All the people who are anti-cancer or want to slow cancer progress, I have one (2) question:
If cancer disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without skin, lung or even brain cancer?
Imagine cancer was suddenly cured. Would you actually be willing to give it up?
If cancer disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without skin, lung or even brain cancer?
Imagine cancer was suddenly cured. Would you actually be willing to give it up?
I will say queueing up in League Classic against emerald+ modern League players who have no idea minions used to deal damage is really funny
August 3, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I will say queueing up in League Classic against emerald+ modern League players who have no idea minions used to deal damage is really funny
We often talk about It's Raining Men but I've never seen anyone talk about how this line in the first chorus: "I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get absolutely soaking wet!" is nothing short of a masterpiece
July 22, 2026 at 12:09 AM
We often talk about It's Raining Men but I've never seen anyone talk about how this line in the first chorus: "I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get absolutely soaking wet!" is nothing short of a masterpiece
My forehead has a killer mustache
July 8, 2026 at 3:12 AM
My forehead has a killer mustache
What I meant to say:
But that's not important because your love is priceless to me
What came out:
But that's not important because your love has no val- actually hold on let me- wait where are you going?
But that's not important because your love is priceless to me
What came out:
But that's not important because your love has no val- actually hold on let me- wait where are you going?
June 25, 2026 at 9:38 PM
What I meant to say:
But that's not important because your love is priceless to me
What came out:
But that's not important because your love has no val- actually hold on let me- wait where are you going?
But that's not important because your love is priceless to me
What came out:
But that's not important because your love has no val- actually hold on let me- wait where are you going?
Why do they call it top ten when you top ten the first songs hot 100 hits the top ten
June 24, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Why do they call it top ten when you top ten the first songs hot 100 hits the top ten
The accuracy of this is mind boggling. The black and grey section on the left, the two yellow stripes, the black stripes on the right, the colors match nearly perfectly throughout. I had to look it up because I couldn't believe it was real.
Black Watch Series III, by Gene Davis, 1974
June 20, 2026 at 9:24 PM
The accuracy of this is mind boggling. The black and grey section on the left, the two yellow stripes, the black stripes on the right, the colors match nearly perfectly throughout. I had to look it up because I couldn't believe it was real.
Oh no I've fallen into the Only Connect rabbit hole again...
June 19, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Oh no I've fallen into the Only Connect rabbit hole again...