Monica Hager
@bitsofmonica.bsky.social
comedy, wrestlegraps, marxist-leninism, shitposting, and finally acceptance. hebraic bruja or something, idk.
Pathetic.
Yes. A Democratic candidate could shoot me and still win my vote over a Republican.
September 13, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Pathetic.
Wow, Smackdown on the USA Network is really must see programming. Almost as much as Triplemania this weekend!
September 12, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Wow, Smackdown on the USA Network is really must see programming. Almost as much as Triplemania this weekend!
Did you know that some Mormons engage in a practice of baptizing dead people? Usually they are the famous ones. Like, they're just chilling out being dead, and then boop. Mormonized. (Is this the real cause of Havana Syndrome?)
September 10, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Did you know that some Mormons engage in a practice of baptizing dead people? Usually they are the famous ones. Like, they're just chilling out being dead, and then boop. Mormonized. (Is this the real cause of Havana Syndrome?)
If Jason from the Good Place were alive to see this, he'd be furious.
NFL Teams Have Inquired About Working With Danhausen
NFL Teams Have Inquired About Working With Danhausen
Following the success of Danhausen's connection with the NBA, multiple NFL teams have inquired about working with Danhausen.
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September 10, 2026 at 8:50 PM
If Jason from the Good Place were alive to see this, he'd be furious.
Thank you for your question. To start, it would helpful to avoid Marxist readings of capitalist relations through the lens of morality. Dialectical Materialism is closer to a scientific method of analysis than a system that produces moral judgments.
What would Marx say about the multimillion dollar company asking employees to take pay cuts? I imagine he'd take a dim view but my knowledge of Marx is pretty surface level tbh
September 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Thank you for your question. To start, it would helpful to avoid Marxist readings of capitalist relations through the lens of morality. Dialectical Materialism is closer to a scientific method of analysis than a system that produces moral judgments.
DARVO is All Elite!
September 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
DARVO is All Elite!
Reposted by Monica Hager
There's a 1918 short story by Lu Xun called Diary of a Madman. It's about this guy who sees the words 'eat people' when he reads the Confucian classics, and begins to realise that the people in his village have been cannibals for centuries. This is roughly what it's like to read about AEW on bluesky
September 2, 2026 at 3:56 PM
There's a 1918 short story by Lu Xun called Diary of a Madman. It's about this guy who sees the words 'eat people' when he reads the Confucian classics, and begins to realise that the people in his village have been cannibals for centuries. This is roughly what it's like to read about AEW on bluesky
This was the last chance I'll see in my life for a wrestling company that I actually consistently enjoyed. AEW needed Punk so badly. He's still elevating WWE, and the BEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD, but it will never be what it could have been.
3 years ago today, Tony Khan announced that he terminated CM Punk’s AEW contract with cause.
September 2, 2026 at 3:30 PM
This was the last chance I'll see in my life for a wrestling company that I actually consistently enjoyed. AEW needed Punk so badly. He's still elevating WWE, and the BEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD, but it will never be what it could have been.
I force the entire table to listen to this monologue I stole from an episode of 30 Rock and then cast a Wildfire.
youtu.be/b4sxJ5hzWAs?...
youtu.be/b4sxJ5hzWAs?...
August 21, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I force the entire table to listen to this monologue I stole from an episode of 30 Rock and then cast a Wildfire.
youtu.be/b4sxJ5hzWAs?...
youtu.be/b4sxJ5hzWAs?...
sophie cunningham: "i don't think it's fair to let air bud play in the wnba! he can't dribble and spends all day eating his own shit. that's my thing!"
August 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
sophie cunningham: "i don't think it's fair to let air bud play in the wnba! he can't dribble and spends all day eating his own shit. that's my thing!"
Wow. Maybe I *should* join the DSA.
Remnick: So we shouldn't send weapons to Ukraine?
DSA co-chair Megan Romer: No!
Remnick: So, just allow Russia to overrun Ukraine entirely?
Romer: We should be sending huge teams of diplomats. We should figure out how to negotiate.w
DSA co-chair Megan Romer: No!
Remnick: So, just allow Russia to overrun Ukraine entirely?
Romer: We should be sending huge teams of diplomats. We should figure out how to negotiate.w
August 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Wow. Maybe I *should* join the DSA.
9/11 was a domestic take on Gladio techniques, as was OKC in the 90s. The GWOT was a war not just against the enemy, but against the people of the USA. Essentially, the trauma from the GWOT was a betrayal trauma, and that is processed much differently.
Why do elder millennials (with no connection to the military) talk about GWOT like it was a world war level societal trauma?
August 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
9/11 was a domestic take on Gladio techniques, as was OKC in the 90s. The GWOT was a war not just against the enemy, but against the people of the USA. Essentially, the trauma from the GWOT was a betrayal trauma, and that is processed much differently.
Reposted by Monica Hager
Beautiful tribute to Borges by Argentina (trapped in horrifying labyrinth, no goal, over in about fifteen minutes)
July 19, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Beautiful tribute to Borges by Argentina (trapped in horrifying labyrinth, no goal, over in about fifteen minutes)
Baquack Obamailure was a murderer and I don't know how to accept it.
no fucking way is will stancil *actually* paradol ex? i may need to put the internet down for the day and i just started it idk if i can handle anymore
July 15, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Baquack Obamailure was a murderer and I don't know how to accept it.
Remember when Cuellar was being primaried from his left by Cisernos who supported abortion rights, among other things. And then Nancy Pelosi and the DNC team circled the wagons around around the pro-lifer in two separate races in 2020 and 2022, even when he was under investigation for corruption?
May 21, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Remember when Cuellar was being primaried from his left by Cisernos who supported abortion rights, among other things. And then Nancy Pelosi and the DNC team circled the wagons around around the pro-lifer in two separate races in 2020 and 2022, even when he was under investigation for corruption?
Fuck AEW. I'm going to be watching a more inclusive wrestling company, Billy Corgan's NWA.
May 16, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Fuck AEW. I'm going to be watching a more inclusive wrestling company, Billy Corgan's NWA.
Obviously, Vince McMahon should never be on television again. That's why WWE should hire actors to play the McMahons on television, like Fake Diesel and Razor Ramon.
That's what a real soap opera would do. The blow off would be Fake HHH versus Original El Grande HHH at Saudimania.
That's what a real soap opera would do. The blow off would be Fake HHH versus Original El Grande HHH at Saudimania.
May 11, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Obviously, Vince McMahon should never be on television again. That's why WWE should hire actors to play the McMahons on television, like Fake Diesel and Razor Ramon.
That's what a real soap opera would do. The blow off would be Fake HHH versus Original El Grande HHH at Saudimania.
That's what a real soap opera would do. The blow off would be Fake HHH versus Original El Grande HHH at Saudimania.
let me get this straight. kingston got the second ppv wrestling match of Punk's in 9 years. it begins with kingston getting a visual knockout of the company's top draw in probably the best match of his entire career.
and the take away from that is that he wants to drink punk's pussy blood? okay.
and the take away from that is that he wants to drink punk's pussy blood? okay.
Eddie Kingston On CM Punk: I Don't Wish Him Bad, I Don't Wish Him Good. Just Be Over There, That's It
Eddie Kingston On CM Punk: Just Be Over There, That's It - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Eddie Kingston doesn't like CM Punk.
www.fightful.com
May 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
let me get this straight. kingston got the second ppv wrestling match of Punk's in 9 years. it begins with kingston getting a visual knockout of the company's top draw in probably the best match of his entire career.
and the take away from that is that he wants to drink punk's pussy blood? okay.
and the take away from that is that he wants to drink punk's pussy blood? okay.
I heard something once like that! The last capitalist will use the US Treasury to artificially deflate the price of domestic oil so the state can sell it at a loss and he personally pockets some of the soon to be worthless change.
"In essence, we will be using the Iranian barrels against the Iranians to keep the price down..."
Bessent Tells Maria Bartiromo Trump May Soon ‘Unsanction Iranian Oil’ to Drive Down Oil Prices
"In the coming days, we may unsanction the Iranian oil that's on the water. It's about 140 million barrels."
www.mediaite.com
March 19, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I heard something once like that! The last capitalist will use the US Treasury to artificially deflate the price of domestic oil so the state can sell it at a loss and he personally pockets some of the soon to be worthless change.
Ronda Rousey is All Elite. The moral choice! Fuck ICE, right guys?
Hey, quick question. What happened to Nyla Rose? Hasn't been on television since November of 2024. Something happened that month. What was it?
March 16, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Ronda Rousey is All Elite. The moral choice! Fuck ICE, right guys?
longtime transgender advocate Cathy Brennan, welcome to the resistance.
February 15, 2026 at 3:23 PM
longtime transgender advocate Cathy Brennan, welcome to the resistance.
If you had just voted for Claudia De La Cruz like an ADULT, we'd be at brunch right now.
One thing many people refuse to understand is that voting for Kamala Harris doesn’t excuse you for telling everyone she sucks and convincing others not to vote for her
February 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
If you had just voted for Claudia De La Cruz like an ADULT, we'd be at brunch right now.