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bittertango.bsky.social
tango ᵕ̈
@bittertango.bsky.social
24 | she/her

- has never touched grass (gamer)
- proud user of the em dash
- neurotypical repellant
- funny (?)
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"that's cringe" just say you hate whimsy and go
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im like if a computer error was a girl
September 21, 2026 at 5:07 PM
making my monthly appearance to bsky hello how are my oomfies
July 29, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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everything has been downhill since Ke$ha became Kesha
August 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
does body recomp also recomp your brain chemicals
May 31, 2026 at 7:23 AM
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copy this to your profile and let your mutuals tell you their first impression of you

// im bored n need a pick me up :P
May 26, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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this lioness concerns herself with several things. this lioness has generalized anxiety disorder
May 24, 2026 at 10:18 PM
yk when you meet someone new and immediately click and talk to them for 5 hours and it feels like 15 minutes? yeah. that.
May 21, 2026 at 11:18 AM
i was crying while scrolling on tiktok and saw a video so fucking funny that it stunlocked me out of the breakdown
May 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
i miss my best friend so fucking much
May 16, 2026 at 7:47 PM
still relevant
the lioness doesn't concern herself with taking a tampon out within 8 hours
May 16, 2026 at 7:47 PM
got drunk at a game night today, life is good again 🙏🏽
May 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
type “me core” on pinterest and see what you get

except my jokes are actually funny
May 16, 2026 at 7:44 PM
should i do a face reveal...hmmm
May 14, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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:|
May 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
tom ellis is so fine i can't take it anymore i need him
May 10, 2026 at 8:52 PM
giggling and kicking my feet bc im giving an avoidant a taste of their own medicine 🤭🤭
May 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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My page is a safe space for scoundrels and rapscallions
May 7, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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I love having never watched so many popular/well known movies. It’s always so fun for people to be like “you haven’t watched *insert iconic movie here*?!” And I get to be like “no🩵” 99% of the time
May 8, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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"i want to be a baddie" i say as im dressed like a 12 year old boy
May 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
saw an eremika edit to the one that got away by katy perry, day officially ruined
May 5, 2026 at 11:13 PM
i want wingstop so bad. im a vegetarian.
May 5, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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my mental image of everyone is just their profile pics if they haven't posted a face reveal

so when people change profile pics my brain just goes like "oh! plastic surgery!"
May 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
my sister and i can't stop saying "it's opinions based" 😭
May 4, 2026 at 9:38 PM
how to get abs if you hate core exercises and love carbs
May 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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July 23, 2024 at 3:21 AM