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Biollante
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Proud owner of a Casio F-91W
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If you're backyard is close to water, consider building a frog sauna to help treat chytrid!
They're right #ProtectBaldMen
November 2, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Liberal zionism has been a zombie for some time now but after today, you gotta admit it's fully dead. There's no bringing it back.
November 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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Welcome to Pleasant Town,
A PLAGUE BEGOTTEN REALM!

The first Pleasant Town comics in print, 50 hardcover books with 50 whole pages of comic. Hand-numbered, and very endangered.

If you want one, I have a form.
Go down the list when the books come, and we'll go from there
forms.gle/XEwuWKUsaFa4...
October 31, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I'm at the HOA meeting to discuss the Frankenstein situation and Glenn won't shut up about how he can get pitchforks in bulk
October 31, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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Surprise, surprise: Trump, who routinely pardons fraudsters and presides over the most corrupt administration ever, has no interest in actually addressing waste, fraud, and abuse.

Apparently, fraud is only a problem when they can scapegoat Somali Minnesotans.
Q: If the administration has declared on waste and fraud, could you explain the $420 million overpayment for a prison in Appleton, MN, when they company offered it to the state for $75m?

BESSENT: I don't know anything about that. That's a waste of our time.
October 31, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Pesquet's Parrot AKA the Dracula Parrot
October 31, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Under discussed in the Haley Stevens thing is AIPAC gave her $70 million to make sure Abdul losses. This is her last shot in keeping that promise
October 31, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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October 31, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I hope that some day we can look back at October 2026 and realize how fucking ridiculous it was
October 30, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Denny's waitress trapped me in a crystal
October 30, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I crunched the numbers and 400 pounds of leaves have fallen in the yard in the last 2 weeks
October 30, 2026 at 12:57 AM
October 29, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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Happy 88th birthday to Ralph Bakshi!!
October 29, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Enough time has passed and my NDA has expired. I was the one who put the "green goo" into the Monster Cereals
Count Chocula Who Did It? (2004-2004): Classic Count Chocula cereal, but with green, star-shaped marshmallows. The "lore" behind it is that someone/something is spreading "green goo" into the Monster Cereals, and the Count needs YOUR help to solve the mystery
October 29, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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NEW IN COLLABORATION WITH @ddosecrets.org AND @ryanfae.bsky.social:

We are releasing a dataset provided to us by "Department of Peace" identifying more than 40'000 employees at DHS. Alongside the raw data we are also providing a search tool.

ddosecrets.org/article/icep...
icepi.cx
icepi.cx - Home
icepick DHS leak search tool
icepi.cx
October 28, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Biting off one of Flavio Bolsonaro's fingers in a Winn-Dixie parking lot
October 28, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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📍 𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐊𝐎𝐒𝐇, 𝐖𝐈:

ICE detained Wendy Mendez, a middle school teacher who was named Employee of the Year by her school district. She was reportedly moved through six detention centers in eight days, forced to sleep on concrete floors, and deported to Costa Rica. #AbuseOfPowerWatch
Oshkosh teacher, former ‘employee of the year,' detained by ICE
An Oshkosh middle school teacher has been detained by federal immigration authorities after being ordered to leave the country.
www.wpr.org
October 28, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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“If It Ain’t Fleischmann’s, It Ain’t Glass Frog” ™️
September 15, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I just feel like we could all use a #WombatWednesday
October 27, 2026 at 3:54 PM
MICHELE TAFOYA GET THAT FUCK ASS "I WILL STAND UP TO MY PARTY" AD OFF MY TELEVISION THE PEDOPHILE LOVES YOU
Congratulations to Michele Tafoya on earning Donald Trump’s “Complete and Total Endorsement.”

I’m sure you’re very proud.
October 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
It's just really weird that every 2 weeks there's a report that says "it turns out the president raped more kids than we previously believed" and we're all supposed to go about our day
October 26, 2026 at 6:29 PM
He was caught with a hot Mike? Which Mike? My Mike?
October 26, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Congratulations to the beautiful people of Brazil. I assume the ugly people of Brazil are very sad right now
October 26, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Lil buddy
October 25, 2026 at 9:06 PM
If I was president the white house would look like Saddam Hussein opened a Bucca Di Beppo
October 25, 2026 at 2:41 PM