Bjørn Einar Bjartnes
@bjartnes.bsky.social
Programmer, like bikes without engines, old school magic, have cats and kids.
So happy for the name change. Looking forward to the continued use of super intelligence (SI) to replace human devs. Are you still not using Super Intelligence to write all your code? I personally am with Trump here, I will use AI for the field of Artifical Intelligence and SI for the bro tech.
September 23, 2026 at 5:13 AM
So happy for the name change. Looking forward to the continued use of super intelligence (SI) to replace human devs. Are you still not using Super Intelligence to write all your code? I personally am with Trump here, I will use AI for the field of Artifical Intelligence and SI for the bro tech.
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Slides, code and stuff from my talk at #ndcoslo can be found at github.com/mollerse/vis...
thanks for having me🕺
thanks for having me🕺
GitHub - mollerse/visual-sound-presentation: «Visual Sound», a presentation about visualising sound
«Visual Sound», a presentation about visualising sound - mollerse/visual-sound-presentation
github.com
September 17, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Slides, code and stuff from my talk at #ndcoslo can be found at github.com/mollerse/vis...
thanks for having me🕺
thanks for having me🕺
Abstract mic drop
"Incompetence is so ambient that the term "competency porn" was coined to describe the escapist pleasure of watching someone simply do a thing well."
ndcoslo.com/agenda/safe-...
"Incompetence is so ambient that the term "competency porn" was coined to describe the escapist pleasure of watching someone simply do a thing well."
ndcoslo.com/agenda/safe-...
Safe Systems in a Chaotic World : NDC Oslo
System failures of all flavors, zero-days, mass layoffs, the climate crisis, AI slop, war, crumbling infrastructure and institutions. Incompetence is so ambient that the term "competency porn" was coi...
ndcoslo.com
September 17, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Abstract mic drop
"Incompetence is so ambient that the term "competency porn" was coined to describe the escapist pleasure of watching someone simply do a thing well."
ndcoslo.com/agenda/safe-...
"Incompetence is so ambient that the term "competency porn" was coined to describe the escapist pleasure of watching someone simply do a thing well."
ndcoslo.com/agenda/safe-...
While mathematicians are severely misaligned with AI, programmers are just ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN IS HEADING SOME WAY AND LEAVING NOW! TUUUUUUT! terrytao.wordpress.com/2026/09/11/a...
A Severe Misalignment of AI in Mathematics
I am proud to be among the list of 25 initial signatories — all Fields Medallists — to the declaration below, which grew out of discussions between ourselves over the last week. We have…
terrytao.wordpress.com
September 15, 2026 at 10:57 AM
While mathematicians are severely misaligned with AI, programmers are just ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN IS HEADING SOME WAY AND LEAVING NOW! TUUUUUUT! terrytao.wordpress.com/2026/09/11/a...
Thanks to Teo (the non-bass-playing Teo of the Multi-Teos) we have a fun little lambda server up and running and I finally got to see the fish I had lying around running there fishy.bjartnes.dev
Vertex shader escher
fishy.bjartnes.dev
September 12, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Thanks to Teo (the non-bass-playing Teo of the Multi-Teos) we have a fun little lambda server up and running and I finally got to see the fish I had lying around running there fishy.bjartnes.dev
What home office has that office is missing
September 11, 2026 at 12:09 PM
What home office has that office is missing
In this weeks episode of creative use of AI I present to you:
Anti-child protection services groups making propaganda songs that was pushed to my fb feed.
www.facebook.com/share/v/1H98...
Even when I think "What is a way AI can be abused", I can't think up this stuff. I am not creative enough.
Anti-child protection services groups making propaganda songs that was pushed to my fb feed.
www.facebook.com/share/v/1H98...
Even when I think "What is a way AI can be abused", I can't think up this stuff. I am not creative enough.
Facebook
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September 8, 2026 at 11:57 AM
In this weeks episode of creative use of AI I present to you:
Anti-child protection services groups making propaganda songs that was pushed to my fb feed.
www.facebook.com/share/v/1H98...
Even when I think "What is a way AI can be abused", I can't think up this stuff. I am not creative enough.
Anti-child protection services groups making propaganda songs that was pushed to my fb feed.
www.facebook.com/share/v/1H98...
Even when I think "What is a way AI can be abused", I can't think up this stuff. I am not creative enough.
Reposted by Bjørn Einar Bjartnes
You know the people who get mad at you when you’re not drinking while they are getting drunk?
That’s the vibe I get from these people.
That’s the vibe I get from these people.
September 7, 2026 at 11:42 AM
You know the people who get mad at you when you’re not drinking while they are getting drunk?
That’s the vibe I get from these people.
That’s the vibe I get from these people.
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Using an LLM is intellectually easier than writing my own code.
There is zero risk that doing the harder thing would make me less capable.
There is zero risk that doing the harder thing would make me less capable.
September 7, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Using an LLM is intellectually easier than writing my own code.
There is zero risk that doing the harder thing would make me less capable.
There is zero risk that doing the harder thing would make me less capable.
Software development was hard enough without clowns doing hard drugs.
September 7, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Software development was hard enough without clowns doing hard drugs.
Occasionally there are good news on AI.... AI glasses are forbidden at my daughter's school. At least something.
September 7, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Occasionally there are good news on AI.... AI glasses are forbidden at my daughter's school. At least something.
So envious of boxing. When amateurs think they can do a professional's job consequences are much more obvious than in software.
September 7, 2026 at 9:12 AM
So envious of boxing. When amateurs think they can do a professional's job consequences are much more obvious than in software.
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Web Rebels is back. 25 and 26 May 2027, at Vulkan. Save the date!
The call for speakers is open until the end of September. Never given a talk before? We want to hear from you.
webrebels.org/cfp
The call for speakers is open until the end of September. Never given a talk before? We want to hear from you.
webrebels.org/cfp
September 5, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Web Rebels is back. 25 and 26 May 2027, at Vulkan. Save the date!
The call for speakers is open until the end of September. Never given a talk before? We want to hear from you.
webrebels.org/cfp
The call for speakers is open until the end of September. Never given a talk before? We want to hear from you.
webrebels.org/cfp
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The positive value of negative space:
A rant about over production, over consumption and pointless tools.
Enjoy!
vimeo.com/1223305711?s...
A rant about over production, over consumption and pointless tools.
Enjoy!
vimeo.com/1223305711?s...
The positive value of negative space - Christin Gorman
This is "The positive value of negative space - Christin Gorman" by JavaZone on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
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September 2, 2026 at 7:19 PM
The positive value of negative space:
A rant about over production, over consumption and pointless tools.
Enjoy!
vimeo.com/1223305711?s...
A rant about over production, over consumption and pointless tools.
Enjoy!
vimeo.com/1223305711?s...
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Arbeidsledige illustratører og designere blir sikkert kjempeglade når de ser NAV sin enorme KI-genererte messevegg.
September 2, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Arbeidsledige illustratører og designere blir sikkert kjempeglade når de ser NAV sin enorme KI-genererte messevegg.
Most bears hibernate during winter to save energy. I am also semi-hibernating to conserve energy, I will wake up when the AI winter sets in.
September 1, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Most bears hibernate during winter to save energy. I am also semi-hibernating to conserve energy, I will wake up when the AI winter sets in.
Lovely little story about creativity with different materials, from dolls to Unreal Engine. nrkbeta.no/2024/02/22/d...
Dette er historien om hvordan vi laget Fantorangen
Da NRK skulle lansere barnekanalen NRK Super, trengte vi en dukke for de minste barna. Slik laget vi en ny figur som kunne bli elsket av alle.
nrkbeta.no
August 20, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Lovely little story about creativity with different materials, from dolls to Unreal Engine. nrkbeta.no/2024/02/22/d...
BORDEL DE MERDE!
TONNERRE DE BREST!
Ça sent la morue!
Nevet mind me, just practicing swearing and insults before Arendalsuka.
TONNERRE DE BREST!
Ça sent la morue!
Nevet mind me, just practicing swearing and insults before Arendalsuka.
August 8, 2026 at 7:47 AM
BORDEL DE MERDE!
TONNERRE DE BREST!
Ça sent la morue!
Nevet mind me, just practicing swearing and insults before Arendalsuka.
TONNERRE DE BREST!
Ça sent la morue!
Nevet mind me, just practicing swearing and insults before Arendalsuka.
Reposted by Bjørn Einar Bjartnes
Si hva du vil om Hamas, men de har i det minste aldri deltatt på Arendalsuka.
August 4, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Si hva du vil om Hamas, men de har i det minste aldri deltatt på Arendalsuka.
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Current status: seeing if I can recruit Kaptein Sabeltann to sail to Arendal and launch a full-on pirate attack, cannons ablaze from "Den sorte dame", and seize control of the town during Arendalsuka.
August 7, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Current status: seeing if I can recruit Kaptein Sabeltann to sail to Arendal and launch a full-on pirate attack, cannons ablaze from "Den sorte dame", and seize control of the town during Arendalsuka.
Arendalsuka is what happens when you go on a raid and leave managing Arendal to your brother Orm
August 7, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Arendalsuka is what happens when you go on a raid and leave managing Arendal to your brother Orm
hour12, TRUE OR FALSE?
"The BBC website uses the 24-hour clock for its TV and radio programme listings, while BBC promotions for upcoming programmes give their times according to the 12-hour clock."
"The BBC website uses the 24-hour clock for its TV and radio programme listings, while BBC promotions for upcoming programmes give their times according to the 12-hour clock."
July 30, 2026 at 11:21 AM
hour12, TRUE OR FALSE?
"The BBC website uses the 24-hour clock for its TV and radio programme listings, while BBC promotions for upcoming programmes give their times according to the 12-hour clock."
"The BBC website uses the 24-hour clock for its TV and radio programme listings, while BBC promotions for upcoming programmes give their times according to the 12-hour clock."
- Da vil hele Europe brenne
TID FOR GRILL
TID FOR GRILL
July 30, 2026 at 7:50 AM
- Da vil hele Europe brenne
TID FOR GRILL
TID FOR GRILL