Philip
@blumphy.bsky.social
Love women, me. Always have done. Love and respect them, but if there’s one thing I’ll NEVER forgive them for, is makeup! They stole wearing makeup from us blokes!
Outrageous they were ever allowed to get away with it
Outrageous they were ever allowed to get away with it
September 22, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Love women, me. Always have done. Love and respect them, but if there’s one thing I’ll NEVER forgive them for, is makeup! They stole wearing makeup from us blokes!
Outrageous they were ever allowed to get away with it
Outrageous they were ever allowed to get away with it
When did footwear this shape and style become acceptable for blokes? Women can generally wear what they like, they look superb in anything, but blokes look ridiculous in them!
September 22, 2026 at 8:18 AM
When did footwear this shape and style become acceptable for blokes? Women can generally wear what they like, they look superb in anything, but blokes look ridiculous in them!
Is it, pissing and moaning about everything?
September 22, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Is it, pissing and moaning about everything?
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‘Derek has his scabby leg out again, sir’
September 21, 2026 at 5:36 PM
‘Derek has his scabby leg out again, sir’
Stumble into (literally) a Conversation with Terry Christian night last night, he was in conversation with Lindsey Reade, Tony Wilson’s ex wife who has a book out
Was ok to listen to, but I’d have been annoyed if I’d paid the £12 to listen
Consider this a review
Was ok to listen to, but I’d have been annoyed if I’d paid the £12 to listen
Consider this a review
September 21, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Stumble into (literally) a Conversation with Terry Christian night last night, he was in conversation with Lindsey Reade, Tony Wilson’s ex wife who has a book out
Was ok to listen to, but I’d have been annoyed if I’d paid the £12 to listen
Consider this a review
Was ok to listen to, but I’d have been annoyed if I’d paid the £12 to listen
Consider this a review
Keep telling myself it’s only a game! Currently on my way to Talbot Road nick in the back of a black maria! I’ve just glassed Tarquin in the throat and he’s on his way to MRI
September 20, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Keep telling myself it’s only a game! Currently on my way to Talbot Road nick in the back of a black maria! I’ve just glassed Tarquin in the throat and he’s on his way to MRI
Jeff Dahmer again
I’ve had a terrible crop this year. Not swelled out and barely ripening ☹️
September 20, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Jeff Dahmer again
Jeff Dahmer’s pick-up line
Have you got piles lad?
September 20, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Jeff Dahmer’s pick-up line
Oh my bloody fuckin’ ‘eck! World of Sport on ITV4 now! The wrestling
Glorious! Stick modern sport up your arse!
Glorious! Stick modern sport up your arse!
September 20, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Oh my bloody fuckin’ ‘eck! World of Sport on ITV4 now! The wrestling
Glorious! Stick modern sport up your arse!
Glorious! Stick modern sport up your arse!
Spurs V UNITED UNITED RAH RAH on ITV4 right now
September 20, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Spurs V UNITED UNITED RAH RAH on ITV4 right now
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Morning 🥱
September 20, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Morning 🥱
Here, listen this
When do United kick-off tomorrow at Fulham?
I’m predicting every 20 minutes!
Haha! You lot havin’ that or what!?
When do United kick-off tomorrow at Fulham?
I’m predicting every 20 minutes!
Haha! You lot havin’ that or what!?
September 19, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Here, listen this
When do United kick-off tomorrow at Fulham?
I’m predicting every 20 minutes!
Haha! You lot havin’ that or what!?
When do United kick-off tomorrow at Fulham?
I’m predicting every 20 minutes!
Haha! You lot havin’ that or what!?
Reposted by Philip
The Irish! You can’t take them anywhere…
September 18, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The Irish! You can’t take them anywhere…
Me brother has sent me a post on instagram of a lunatic who staples his ears to wooden planks using a dewalt stapler! Totally puddled! The comments are more than worth a read. I couldn’t stop laughing reading this particular one
September 18, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Me brother has sent me a post on instagram of a lunatic who staples his ears to wooden planks using a dewalt stapler! Totally puddled! The comments are more than worth a read. I couldn’t stop laughing reading this particular one
What’s an example of perfect casting?
September 17, 2026 at 6:26 PM
What’s an example of perfect casting?
Ahh, and there’s the limp! The feigning injury after missing an easy opportunity
Get fucked Rashford
Get fucked Rashford
September 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Ahh, and there’s the limp! The feigning injury after missing an easy opportunity
Get fucked Rashford
Get fucked Rashford
2-2 Geoff. Zirkzee coming on for shits and giggles!
September 16, 2026 at 8:25 PM
2-2 Geoff. Zirkzee coming on for shits and giggles!