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I'm with ya, Toad buddy.
“Blah,” said Toad.
September 16, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Reposted by Bob Vesterman
True story.
BREAKING: Wyld Stallyns will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
September 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I particularly liked this rather ho-hum summary from the Chippewa Daily Herald, which reads to me kind of like a public notice that someone applied to the town for an exception to be allowed build a fence half an inch taller than the zoning rules otherwise allow:
September 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
sometimes a russian oligarch is just a cigar
September 14, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Always good to find common ground with those on the other side of the political aisle.
"If Trump is taking America down, if he is going to bury this country, all the good in it and all its prosperity and potential, then he wants his most adoring and loyal retainers with him. He wants his cult locked inside."

Good from @aselrod.bsky.social on MAGA as death cult:
I wrote about Trump’s Wednesday night speech in Dallas.

My main takeaway: this is a man who doesn’t want his followers or the country to outlive him.

www.liberalcurrents.com/donald-trump...
September 12, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Profiles in Courage
NBC to Sen John Kennedy (R-LA):

“Do you still have confidence in Secretary Hegseth?”

Kennedy:

“Well… it’s not my place to have confidence in him”
September 6, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Don't remember anything about this guy (not even having heard of him) so before even trying to find out *why* he was arrested, I checked Wikipedia. Got as far as the start of the second sentence, "A member of the Republican Party". While I'm not proud of my gut reaction, I do stand by it:

"Good."
September 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Reposted by Bob Vesterman
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
August 25, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I was in a high school play where I sang lead on one song. The chorus (words) went "C, C C, C C C, A, A A, A minor, F, F F, F F F, G, G G, G 7th". I accompanied myself on guitar, which went "C, C C, C C C, A, A A, A minor, *BLARP*, *BLARP* *BLARP*, *BLARP* *BLARP* *BLARP*, G, G G, G 7th" (1/2)
August 22, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I hereby officially assert: Not to me.

At least, as far as I know.
Victor Marx's campaign says its unlimited purchase merch shop selling a meetings with Marx for $1299 is legal because the money doesn't go to the campaign.

So where does the money go? The campaign isn't saying.
August 21, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Reposted by Bob Vesterman
You want to live like spreadsheet people
You want to see whatever spreadsheet people see
You want to sleep with spreadsheet people
You want to sleep with spreadsheet people like me?
But she didn't understand
She just smiled and held my hand
August 20, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Just heard of the resignation of Karoline Leavitt. I hereby officially declare that I am willing to become the next White House press secretary.

I feel obligated to note that I have some doubt that the President will like the job I will do, but I am available for the job nonetheless.
August 14, 2026 at 7:32 AM
lol/awesome
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August 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Diarrhea's not so bad.
July 29, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I've only seen a post saying "Douthat's in the news again" and then a headline saying that he's joining 60 Minutes.

I am not going to look into this matter further. Instead, I intend to blissfully continue assuming that this means he's leaving the @nytimes.com
July 29, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I don't really understand why people in Maine are getting so worked up about this. I'm sure Senator Collins will use all her power of being concerned. Relax.
July 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
this is as cool as when ted cruz challenged ron perlman to a fight with jim jordan
Sen. Roger Marshall calls for "the Gulf Coast countries" to "go in and finish the job" in Iran by "sending their ground troops in, if that's what it takes. But it should not be American soldiers who are leading the way."
July 14, 2026 at 1:36 AM
@realinfowars.bsky.social There seems to be no Jim Haggerty Show tee shirt available. I need a Jim Haggerty Show tee shirt!

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT I AM BEING LIED TO IF I DON'T HAVE A JIM HAGGERTY SHOW TEE SHIRT
July 13, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Reposted by Bob Vesterman
apparently they told people to go to the department of commerce for shelter but the doors are locked, and ngl that’s a good bit. say what you will about the big guy, but he hates his supporters as much as we do
July 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Biggest crowd ever. The biggest. Biggest! Everybody knows it. BIGGEST! A lot of people think it's "bigest". The only bigger crowds ever were my rallies. Every single one of my rallies had WAY bigger crowds! This crowd right her is the bigest ever. EVER! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
June 30, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Reposted by Bob Vesterman
me talking to magically resurrected founding father: and so sir you can see how the supreme court has become a deeply illegitimate institution that threatens the very republic you created
founding father: there are *how many* papists on it???
June 30, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Obviously some sick disturbed Antifa freak vandal used a box cutter to remove the bottoms of the columns of this totally definitely real building
I finally made it to the Great American State Fair. The columns on this fake building are something to behold.
June 28, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I dunno; I gotta admit "dude with a box cutter made a 350-foot gash at the bottom of a pool" seems like a pretty incontrovertible hypothesis to me
Trump claimed a saboteur armed with a box cutter caused a 350-foot gash in the newly renovated Reflecting Pool. But the manufacturer behind the project says the issue was simply "finish coat separation" and makes no mention of vandalism, sabotage, or criminal activity.
Reflecting Pool Coating Supplier's Statement Conflicts With Trump's Sabotage Claim
Manufacturer cites “finish-coat separation” issue, no mention of box cutters
meidasnews.com
June 26, 2026 at 8:37 PM
holy crap

(dude is currently Senior Counselor to the President for Trade and Manufacturing, btw)
Peter Navarro on Maria Bartiromo's show lies with impunity that "it's an indisputable fact" that Fauci "created that virus" and "killed people"
June 26, 2026 at 12:35 AM