Harper
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Funniest shit you could ever possibly do is walk Austin Hedges there
October 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Funniest shit you could ever possibly do is walk Austin Hedges there
Oh, a pitch is coming, better swing
October 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Oh, a pitch is coming, better swing
How come they're playing soccer music at this baseball game
October 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
How come they're playing soccer music at this baseball game
It's probably good rhetoric and even rooted in a lot of truth but I don't love that "trans people are bad at sports anyway" is sort of becoming the singular refrain of the
trans-inclusive position lately
trans-inclusive position lately
October 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
It's probably good rhetoric and even rooted in a lot of truth but I don't love that "trans people are bad at sports anyway" is sort of becoming the singular refrain of the
trans-inclusive position lately
trans-inclusive position lately
Did Amelie in class this week, Fallen Angels next week. Watching Angels now. We need a complete shutdown of global film production until they figure out how to put the green back in movies. God these movies are so green and beautiful
October 3, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Did Amelie in class this week, Fallen Angels next week. Watching Angels now. We need a complete shutdown of global film production until they figure out how to put the green back in movies. God these movies are so green and beautiful
look forward to the listicles ranking doomsday #2 behind The Act of Killing
"avengers: doomsday to be one of the darkest movies ever"
yeah we know, hire a gaffer
yeah we know, hire a gaffer
October 2, 2026 at 6:36 PM
look forward to the listicles ranking doomsday #2 behind The Act of Killing
Oh my God I forgot it was Aaron Rodgers on the other side. The anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorist and the victim complex serial harasser going at it in a Midwest derby. A true and fitting battle for the nation's soul
October 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Oh my God I forgot it was Aaron Rodgers on the other side. The anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorist and the victim complex serial harasser going at it in a Midwest derby. A true and fitting battle for the nation's soul
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[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”
October 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”
The guardians are like if they invented a good kind of zombie
September 25, 2026 at 1:17 AM
The guardians are like if they invented a good kind of zombie
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ebert on cage: still true
September 24, 2026 at 5:37 PM
ebert on cage: still true
I love the "The Gambler" lyric that goes "if you're gonna play the game, boy, you got to learn to play it right" because it always kinda sounds to me like he's singing about a GameBoy
September 22, 2026 at 7:17 AM
I love the "The Gambler" lyric that goes "if you're gonna play the game, boy, you got to learn to play it right" because it always kinda sounds to me like he's singing about a GameBoy
Before one of the many world cup games I watched this summer I remember hearing a manager had ended his pregame talk saying "go out there and do whatever you did when you were a kid and you fell in love with the game." Does anybody remember which manager?
September 22, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Before one of the many world cup games I watched this summer I remember hearing a manager had ended his pregame talk saying "go out there and do whatever you did when you were a kid and you fell in love with the game." Does anybody remember which manager?
I said it last game but now I'll post it - in this form the Union can make a real run on the cup
September 14, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I said it last game but now I'll post it - in this form the Union can make a real run on the cup
Okay Cavan Sullivan might be on no-sprint-season-watch
September 14, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Okay Cavan Sullivan might be on no-sprint-season-watch
Goal to launch a thousand tweets
September 14, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Goal to launch a thousand tweets
Another first half red for a Union opponent and we'll take those but they have all struck me as harsh
September 14, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Another first half red for a Union opponent and we'll take those but they have all struck me as harsh
Not to be corny beyond belief but this weekend I'm playing serious + sanctioned club frisbee for the first time really in four years and every time I put on the jersey I think of De Niro at the end of Midnight Run putting on the wire and saying he feels like a cop again
September 13, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Not to be corny beyond belief but this weekend I'm playing serious + sanctioned club frisbee for the first time really in four years and every time I put on the jersey I think of De Niro at the end of Midnight Run putting on the wire and saying he feels like a cop again
the other day in class i had ocassion to bring up mitski in comparison to chantal akerman but i had already brought up omegle in relation to early theories of urbanism and i didn't think i could take another hit to my seriousness
September 11, 2026 at 4:06 AM
the other day in class i had ocassion to bring up mitski in comparison to chantal akerman but i had already brought up omegle in relation to early theories of urbanism and i didn't think i could take another hit to my seriousness
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
September 10, 2026 at 1:33 AM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH MY GOD BRUNO DAMIANI IS ON THE SUN
September 10, 2026 at 1:32 AM
OH MY GOD BRUNO DAMIANI IS ON THE SUN
HAT TRICK! I ALWAYS BELIEVED!
What a sweet goal for Damiani's brace. No hell hot enough for the bozos who have been asking for Stas Korzeniowski to start games lmao
September 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
HAT TRICK! I ALWAYS BELIEVED!
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September 10, 2026 at 1:22 AM
What a sweet goal for Damiani's brace. No hell hot enough for the bozos who have been asking for Stas Korzeniowski to start games lmao
September 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
What a sweet goal for Damiani's brace. No hell hot enough for the bozos who have been asking for Stas Korzeniowski to start games lmao