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Contrafagotto32
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I'm Bob. This is my semi-SFW feed of bad jokes, geeky observations, random weirdness, and politics. Center-to-further-left. Pretty darned gay. He/Him. 📍Portland, Oregon, United States
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i know this TIME cover might seem bleak but in my experience this means that AI won’t be allowed in the bathroom within 5-10 years
September 16, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
September 4, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I'm officially a published author. 🎉
September 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
This is good news, actually. If history is a guide, toilet paper supply chains are always disrupted in the final year of a Trump presidency.
It just keeps getting better.
August 26, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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Wanna rename the damn place? Let's add someone who effin' deserves it...

Rest in Peace, Dolly...
August 25, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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Proust on AI, 1918. “He imagines a sort of composite of all the good books that he has read, whereas a good book is something special, something unforeseeable…”
August 22, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Optimist: The cup is half full

Pessimist: The cup is half empty

Engineer: The cup is twice as big as it needs to be

(Not my joke, forgot where I heard, but has stuck with me since I was a kid.)
Optimist: The cup is half full

Pessimist: The cup is half empty

Truvy: Cuppa cuppa cuppa? You don't even need to write it down: just mix a cup of flour, a cup of sugar, and a cup of fruit cocktail with its juice, then mix and bake at 350 til gold and bubbly.
Optimist: The cup is half full

Pessimist: The cup is half empty

Historian: The cup can teach you a lot of things that you do not want to know
August 22, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Is this whole catering truck thing how the lettuce got contaminated?
August 11, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Is this supposed to mean something, @oregonbottledrop.bsky.social ? 😂 @kevlin.bsky.social
August 7, 2026 at 10:49 PM
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?

An incomplete kitchen gadget of unknown purpose.
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?

An abandoned scrunchy from an undisclosed female family member.
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?

a mysterious key that does not unlock any thing
August 7, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
July 30, 2026 at 2:20 PM
There was a song in a locally-produced musical about this area.

Routle - TriMet
07/08/2026
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July 8, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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July 8, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Pro tip: Do not downsize by giving items to older relatives. The items wind up coming back to you eventually, now imbued with even more sentimental attachment, and you have to get rid of them again. (This is exponentially more true for only-children!)
July 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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07/01/2026
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July 1, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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June 29, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Literally back-to-back in my feed. @joemygod.bsky.social @atrupar.com
June 25, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Can't they just get Jerry Falwell Jr.'s pool boy? I hear he cleans up nice, and doesn't mind working in front of groups.
June 19, 2026 at 9:53 PM
If I were in DC right now, I'd organize a group to put on the "protest frog" suits and go pose for tourist selfies by the reflecting swamp.
Paint peels from the bottom of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool after recent renovations following a directive from U.S. President Donald Trump to paint it blue ahead of the 250th anniversary of U.S. Independence, in Washington, D.C., U.S., June 18, 2026. REUTERS/Annabelle Gordon
June 18, 2026 at 8:58 PM
June 18, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Thank you, Beneficial State Bank, for this completely accurate and not-at-all confusing running balance calculation. I'm glad that in 2026 we don't have to worry about this stuff. @kevlin.bsky.social
June 16, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Bluesky users never fail to mystify. I made a joke about someone's comment (friendly, on-topic, clearly indicated, and in no way negative), they hit "like", replied with an emoji which went well with the joke, which I then liked. But 30mins later, after no further interaction, they blocked me? 🤔
June 15, 2026 at 9:55 PM
MAGA Spurs fans be like "If they'd have stopped counting the points at the end of the 3rd quarter, we'd have beat the Knicks. Mamdani and the radical left Democrat party rigged the points in the 4th quarter!" (I'm not into sportsball but couldn't resist posting this.)
June 11, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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June 9, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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Another Vintage Organ Grinder TV Commercial - Early 1980s - Portland Nostalgia youtu.be/oKmiWKSIQYc #organgrinder #vintagetv #1980snostalgia #portlandoregon #theatreorgan
Vintage Organ Grinder TV Commercial - Early 1980s - Portland Nostalgia
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June 6, 2026 at 6:16 PM