shannon hozinec
@boneappleteeth.bsky.social
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A cross-section of acquired images / "maybes" for Southern Reach coffee table book, for the Contamination chapter. The contamination chapter is less "photo-realistic" than other chapters in how it posits a Southern Reach paranoid about localized "cultural" contamination in an "influence zone".
September 23, 2026 at 4:43 PM
A cross-section of acquired images / "maybes" for Southern Reach coffee table book, for the Contamination chapter. The contamination chapter is less "photo-realistic" than other chapters in how it posits a Southern Reach paranoid about localized "cultural" contamination in an "influence zone".
just a heads-up to anyone thinking of using CVS to fill their prescriptions-- don't! they'll lose it at a distribution center clear across the country, claim they can't do anything about it, make YOU call USPS to get them to reverse the shipment--
September 23, 2026 at 4:52 PM
just a heads-up to anyone thinking of using CVS to fill their prescriptions-- don't! they'll lose it at a distribution center clear across the country, claim they can't do anything about it, make YOU call USPS to get them to reverse the shipment--
bad: waking up at 5 to the dulcet tones of a cat in active vomit mode (but figuring, since it's too late to prevent it entirely, that you'll just clean it when you get up for good)
worse: getting up for good at 8 and not being able to find it
worse: getting up for good at 8 and not being able to find it
September 19, 2026 at 12:58 PM
bad: waking up at 5 to the dulcet tones of a cat in active vomit mode (but figuring, since it's too late to prevent it entirely, that you'll just clean it when you get up for good)
worse: getting up for good at 8 and not being able to find it
worse: getting up for good at 8 and not being able to find it
how do I know when it's time to get off social media / the news for the day? when my watch buzzes and asks, 'take a minute to breathe?' which it inevitably does each time I start doom-scrolling
September 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
how do I know when it's time to get off social media / the news for the day? when my watch buzzes and asks, 'take a minute to breathe?' which it inevitably does each time I start doom-scrolling
almost cried in the Goodwill dressing room today because none of the 15 (FIFTEEN!) pairs of pants I tried on fit my freakishly-proportioned body
September 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
almost cried in the Goodwill dressing room today because none of the 15 (FIFTEEN!) pairs of pants I tried on fit my freakishly-proportioned body
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It’s been interesting to see whose mind immediately went to Rocky Horror and whose mind immediately went to Muppets and whose mind immediately went to Clue and whose mind immediately went to SPAAAACE and on and on and on because no matter what age you are he’s iconic and very special to you
August 26, 2026 at 5:51 PM
It’s been interesting to see whose mind immediately went to Rocky Horror and whose mind immediately went to Muppets and whose mind immediately went to Clue and whose mind immediately went to SPAAAACE and on and on and on because no matter what age you are he’s iconic and very special to you
men are really out here puffing out their chests over the importance of passing on their 'lineage' as if they have anything to offer their bloodlines aside from massive debt, dusty pokémon cards, and a weak chin
August 12, 2026 at 2:11 PM
men are really out here puffing out their chests over the importance of passing on their 'lineage' as if they have anything to offer their bloodlines aside from massive debt, dusty pokémon cards, and a weak chin
every time I sigh and clean out my voicemails I make @violetvolume.bsky.social guess how many were actually for me. last time, out of 27, it was 0. ZERO!
If someone ran for president with the sole campaign promise of ending spam calls they would win all fifty states and get their own monument immediately.
August 7, 2026 at 11:05 AM
every time I sigh and clean out my voicemails I make @violetvolume.bsky.social guess how many were actually for me. last time, out of 27, it was 0. ZERO!
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At first I read this as a sign about the band TOOL and it was much funnier that way
July 27, 2026 at 2:01 AM
At first I read this as a sign about the band TOOL and it was much funnier that way
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[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
July 30, 2026 at 6:21 PM
[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
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Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
July 29, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
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I just saw a reel of a young man doing a thing called “What’s on Grandpa’s Turntable” - & he reviewed the album the Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails.
I’m just going to lay here and turn into dust now.
I’m just going to lay here and turn into dust now.
July 26, 2026 at 12:47 PM
I just saw a reel of a young man doing a thing called “What’s on Grandpa’s Turntable” - & he reviewed the album the Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails.
I’m just going to lay here and turn into dust now.
I’m just going to lay here and turn into dust now.
hey, PRT, this is the second day in a row (and at least the fourth time this month) that my AM bus (that has no alternate route, nor any overlap with any other lines) was abruptly canceled. you know people use these things to get to work, right?
July 28, 2026 at 10:47 AM
hey, PRT, this is the second day in a row (and at least the fourth time this month) that my AM bus (that has no alternate route, nor any overlap with any other lines) was abruptly canceled. you know people use these things to get to work, right?
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YOU - I don't wanna say *cock-carousel* anymore.
July 24, 2026 at 2:05 PM
YOU - I don't wanna say *cock-carousel* anymore.
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It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
July 21, 2026 at 5:40 PM
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
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one day I will remember to close the toilet lid BEFORE cleaning the bidet controls
July 16, 2026 at 12:33 PM
one day I will remember to close the toilet lid BEFORE cleaning the bidet controls
looks like it's a diet of string cheese, cornichons, and fridge cigs until this whole thing blows over
INBOX: The dreaded "explosive diarrhea" has reached Greater Pittsburgh. If you've got it comin' aht both ends, you may have cyclosporiasis. ACHD has confirmed 11 cases of the dreaded poopoo and is investigating links. Wash them hands and scrub and/or cook your veggies.
July 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
looks like it's a diet of string cheese, cornichons, and fridge cigs until this whole thing blows over
if these recent events be the work of god, may he turn his wrathful eye on pennsylvania next. either or both.
two percent of united states senators are currently dead. check on your senator today!
July 12, 2026 at 1:12 PM
if these recent events be the work of god, may he turn his wrathful eye on pennsylvania next. either or both.
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the video is about the quality of fast food but everything feels like this lately
July 8, 2026 at 5:10 AM
the video is about the quality of fast food but everything feels like this lately
can't believe we martyred ourselves with Fetterman but STILL have to hear from this slimeball on the reg
Dr Oz on ACA "fraud" -- "Of the people who signed up, 40% never use the insurance. Let me ask you, John, you have health insurance -- do you use it once a year? In Obamacare right now 40% of the people ostensibly signed up never use the insurance ... we have a lot of fake people on the policies"
June 29, 2026 at 8:07 PM
can't believe we martyred ourselves with Fetterman but STILL have to hear from this slimeball on the reg
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"ugh another old stuff horror movie from Robert Eggers ugh" you wish you loved anything so deeply and productively
June 29, 2026 at 6:48 PM
"ugh another old stuff horror movie from Robert Eggers ugh" you wish you loved anything so deeply and productively
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ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN - There is nothing. Only warm, primordial blackness. Your conscience ferments in it -- no larger than a single grain of malt. You don't have to do anything anymore.
June 26, 2026 at 7:19 AM
ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN - There is nothing. Only warm, primordial blackness. Your conscience ferments in it -- no larger than a single grain of malt. You don't have to do anything anymore.