Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦
@bottomoftheorder.bsky.social
Here for sports and laughs - Texas Rangers and VGK mostly. Caution: sarcasm. Las Vegas.
In MY America, god has a big ol' swinging dick.
November 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM
In MY America, god has a big ol' swinging dick.
Brock Bowers is a fuckin beast
November 1, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Brock Bowers is a fuckin beast
You guys 'member? I 'member.
November 1, 2026 at 4:17 PM
You guys 'member? I 'member.
Not a bad haul, even got a $5 bill.
November 1, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Not a bad haul, even got a $5 bill.
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my daughter showed me this and now you need to see it too
October 31, 2026 at 7:13 PM
my daughter showed me this and now you need to see it too
The kid's dad took him trick-or-treating this year. Choso from Jiu Jitsu Kaizen
Happy Halloween 🎃👻🕷️🕸️
Happy Halloween 🎃👻🕷️🕸️
November 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
The kid's dad took him trick-or-treating this year. Choso from Jiu Jitsu Kaizen
Happy Halloween 🎃👻🕷️🕸️
Happy Halloween 🎃👻🕷️🕸️
What kind of Looney tunes shit is this lol like how
October 31, 2026 at 2:03 AM
What kind of Looney tunes shit is this lol like how
God damn
FIRST ALERT WEATHER: Heavy flooding caused lots of damage on Lake Mead Parkway on Friday.
MORE WEATHER: https://www.fox5vegas.com/2026/10/30/rain-chances-return-las-vegas-halloween-weekend/
MORE WEATHER: https://www.fox5vegas.com/2026/10/30/rain-chances-return-las-vegas-halloween-weekend/
October 31, 2026 at 2:00 AM
God damn
Desert flowers 🌱
October 30, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Desert flowers 🌱
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They're calling it the Dune Popcorn Bucket, or DP Bucket for short.
October 29, 2026 at 7:24 PM
They're calling it the Dune Popcorn Bucket, or DP Bucket for short.
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check this shit out motherfucker (i spend billions of dollars on ai and sabotage my own search engine, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
Breaking news: Alphabet shares tumbled 13% on Thursday after the Google owner revealed that 'AI mode' searches were threatening profits at its core advertising business. ft.trib.al/g8Q9IPx
October 29, 2026 at 2:36 PM
check this shit out motherfucker (i spend billions of dollars on ai and sabotage my own search engine, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
All those poor chuds got their Kohl's cash stolen wahhhh
October 29, 2026 at 10:55 PM
All those poor chuds got their Kohl's cash stolen wahhhh
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I went to Twitter HQ in San Francisco years ago & they had this in a framed triptych on the wall. ❤️
October 29, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I went to Twitter HQ in San Francisco years ago & they had this in a framed triptych on the wall. ❤️
He needs to hurry and d*e
October 28, 2026 at 10:29 PM
He needs to hurry and d*e
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I can throw up on you anytime, anyplace. Let me know.
October 28, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I can throw up on you anytime, anyplace. Let me know.
I figured that's how all females who wake up next to you would react.
October 28, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I figured that's how all females who wake up next to you would react.
I mean ffs
OTD 15 years ago, David Freese was the definition of CLUTCH 😤
Down to their last strike in Game 6 of the World Series, he delivered a game-tying 2-run triple and followed that up with an 11th-inning walk-off home run to send the series to a Game 7. The @Cardinals would go on to become World Series
Down to their last strike in Game 6 of the World Series, he delivered a game-tying 2-run triple and followed that up with an 11th-inning walk-off home run to send the series to a Game 7. The @Cardinals would go on to become World Series
October 28, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I mean ffs