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bovineballista.bsky.social
@bovineballista.bsky.social
US based Linux using Brit impatiently waiting for the russian populace to develop a back bone and do putin (khyulo) like Libyan's did gaddafi, Romanian's did ceaușescu, and Italian's did mussolini.

Spelling mistakes brought to you by dyslexia.
Not an aspiring Oscar nominee in sight. They could have easily had jumpers for goalposts. Graham scoring to make it "One Nil to the Arsenal" was quite apt too.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vym_...
1970/71 - Crystal Palace v Arsenal (Division 1 - 13.3.71)
YouTube video by Classic Football Matches +
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October 3, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I find the threats regarding UAE investment into the UK in response to Man City's potential punishment quite laughable. Investments are made to get a return, in the case of the UAE that return maybe about soft-power rather than economic. But the point is they make the investment to get a return. 1/2
October 3, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Would be great if the presenter on the news actually knew what the fuck they were talking about. There is nothing recent about the USAF using RAF Fairford, they've leased the base for 75 fucking years already.
September 27, 2026 at 11:30 AM
You know I'm on board with this "Americans are going to have to sacrifice" line being taken in response to prices, particularly fuel prices.

Let's start by massively raising taxes on the richest Americans since they can sacrifice the most.
September 23, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Just saw the date and realised it's the 30th anniversary of boarding N777UA at London Heathrow for the first leg of the families move to Denver.
August 31, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Pissed off right now.

Just lost a co-worker of 8 years as a result of the medicare funding cuts.
July 21, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Sad to read that Kevin Keegan lost his battle with cancer.

What is success? It isn't only about winning, but playing in a certain way. - Kevin Keegan
July 20, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I think celebrating in a locker room with music is far more respectful, than posing on the field with a banner claiming the sovereign territory of your opponent. Especially if your nation invaded that territory resulting in the deaths of 3 civilians and 255 military personnel of the opponent.
July 20, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I wonder if the Sun are gonna run a picture of Ferran Torres' goal with the headline 'GOTCHA'
July 20, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I'm not sure why exactly, but I seem to have picked up a slew of followers.. So, umm, hi there.

Have yourself a little zen in these crazy times courtesy of Movie Vertigo. If you're ever in Cornwall, UK I highly recommend the Eden Project.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_7F...
∞ Blue
YouTube video by Movie Vertigo
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July 19, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Tuchel bottled it when he pulled Gordon for Konsa.
July 15, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Result!
Hillsborough Law [Public Office (Accountability) Bill has cleared the House of of Commons
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG2W...

Salute to LFC, EFC, and the people of Liverpool.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFxU...
Liverpool and Everton fans sing Justice for the 96 at Anfield
YouTube video by Royal Blue: Everton FC
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July 15, 2026 at 2:08 PM
This Black Pepper Beef rocks. youtu.be/2sbsRR2yZ64?... (the Chicken Pad See Ew is good too)

Paired well with these noodles.
youtu.be/hBtaU2ESQAU?...

No plated food shots (glamour or otherwise), because I ate like a hungry, hungry hippo.
These Healthy Stir Fries will (quickly) improve your life.
YouTube video by Ethan Chlebowski
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July 12, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Binface with sensible policies.
- 99 Flakes capped at 99p
- People using speaker phone on public transport to be conscripted.
- Build at least 1 affordable house.

youtu.be/oUcJ5y2BAEI?...
Farage Vs Binface: The Other Parties Are ‘Running Scared’
YouTube video by Times News
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July 8, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Guess I'll get in on today's #BirdOfTheDay and the theme of #Cutie with this European Robin at the Eden Project in Cornwall, England.
July 6, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Absolutely creasing over here listening to Kane to go through puberty again post match.
July 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Phew, what a game. As an England fan delighted with the win. At the same time gutted for Mexico and their fans.
July 6, 2026 at 3:24 AM
This is a relatively cheap method for russia to damage and degrade the 'West' from within by attacking social cohesion. To my mind, with the 'West's' much deeper pockets we should get in the game. Especially with the fractures in russian society already caused by their 'SMO' being there to exploit.
Russia was behind arson attacks targeting PM, BBC reveals
Evidence shows Russians directing the plot and stoking tensions with fake far-right and Muslim groups.
www.bbc.com
June 15, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Disappointed that I'd missed @supernote.com adding Private Cloud and webDAV support earlier this year. I've wanted the ability to sync to NextCloud since getting my Nomad. Now that I can self-host syncing my interest in supplementing my Nomad with the better sized Manta is much higher. 1/2
May 26, 2026 at 7:02 AM
RIP Robert 'Rob Base' Ginyard. If I'm wrong about the existence of God/Heaven/Hell, the place gonna get a little funkier with him reuniting with Rodney 'DJ E-Z Rock' Bryce.
Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock - Joy And Pain (Long Video Version)
YouTube video by RobBaseDJEZRockVEVO
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May 23, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Oh how I hope spurs get the drop on Sunday to make it a perfect season. That would be 👨‍🍳👩‍🍳💋.
May 20, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Wouldn't be grand if when reporting the administrations outrage of things like this journalists took the time to resoundingly point out the hypocrisy.
May 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
"I can't imagine there's any profession that's more dangerous," - trump

Being President makes you a target, being an absolute cunt more so. Yeah his 'job' is dangerous. But, I'm going to say being a Secret Service Agent is more dangerous. They're literally paid to take the bullet intended for him.
April 26, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I really wish people would stop saying "X formerly known as Twitter". That fuckwit rebranded the platform 2 years 8 months ago. if you still need to say 'formerly known as Twitter" then that's what it is actually known as. Furthermore why call it what the piece of shit wants anyway, fuck that cunt.
March 30, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Zivko Edge 540 of Yoshihide Muroya about to pass between pylons at Red Bull Air Races Texas Motor Speedway Nov 2018.
March 30, 2026 at 4:10 AM