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i get mean when i'm nervous like a bad dog
Pinned
they want me on lamictal because they're scared that in a hypomanic state i could take down our capitalist overlords
the sleep deprived bird catches the worm
October 8, 2026 at 2:01 AM
the sleep deprived bird catches the worm
when someone texts me asking to confirm their bird ID
October 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
when someone texts me asking to confirm their bird ID
wanted my room to be tidy for when i come back but once again those were the ambitions of a better and less exhausted alyssa
October 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
wanted my room to be tidy for when i come back but once again those were the ambitions of a better and less exhausted alyssa
looking at ideas for haircuts on pinterest is like do i like this style or is she just pretty
October 7, 2026 at 9:53 AM
looking at ideas for haircuts on pinterest is like do i like this style or is she just pretty
just spelled charge like charch i am SO well rested and ready for busy and more sleepless days ahead!
October 7, 2026 at 6:08 AM
just spelled charge like charch i am SO well rested and ready for busy and more sleepless days ahead!
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fomo so bad i will curse ur ass so that you prick your finger on a spindle and die if you do not invite me to the function
October 6, 2026 at 10:36 PM
fomo so bad i will curse ur ass so that you prick your finger on a spindle and die if you do not invite me to the function
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i genuinely genuinely do not want to be on a plane for 10 hours. flew 5 painful miserable hours earlier this year and by the time we were descending i was ready to jump out the plane myself and then i got hit with the crushing realisation that i will be doing double that in 4 months time
October 6, 2026 at 1:21 PM
i genuinely genuinely do not want to be on a plane for 10 hours. flew 5 painful miserable hours earlier this year and by the time we were descending i was ready to jump out the plane myself and then i got hit with the crushing realisation that i will be doing double that in 4 months time
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been so exhausted lately and i thought an iron infusion would fix that but apparently my iron is miraculously back to normal so basically i am not going to make it
October 6, 2026 at 9:25 AM
been so exhausted lately and i thought an iron infusion would fix that but apparently my iron is miraculously back to normal so basically i am not going to make it
today has been so fun and easy (me when i lie)
October 5, 2026 at 6:12 PM
today has been so fun and easy (me when i lie)
haters will say i'm not enjoying a delicious vegan meal high in protein and fibre
October 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
haters will say i'm not enjoying a delicious vegan meal high in protein and fibre
me as a kid unironically
yea i'm smelling the flowers, but i also nibbled on a few of them is that ok
October 4, 2026 at 3:29 PM
me as a kid unironically
i haven't been able to watch a gp in months am i even a f1 girly anymore </3
October 4, 2026 at 9:16 AM
i haven't been able to watch a gp in months am i even a f1 girly anymore </3
somehow my body's tolerance for bad/no sleep has only increased as i've gotten older... as a teenager i could Not function but as a 24 and 25 year old i have done remarkable things on 0-2 hours #UncStillGotIt
October 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
somehow my body's tolerance for bad/no sleep has only increased as i've gotten older... as a teenager i could Not function but as a 24 and 25 year old i have done remarkable things on 0-2 hours #UncStillGotIt
i'm so fucking tired and this is only the beginning
October 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
i'm so fucking tired and this is only the beginning
i'm stressed because i can't think of any to be stressed about this week i think i might be cooked
October 2, 2026 at 11:54 AM
i'm stressed because i can't think of any to be stressed about this week i think i might be cooked
whole glass of water just materialised on my bedside table (choosing to believe this instead of the alternative which is: i didn't drink a single sip of water in the last 12 hours)
October 1, 2026 at 4:36 PM
whole glass of water just materialised on my bedside table (choosing to believe this instead of the alternative which is: i didn't drink a single sip of water in the last 12 hours)
flight is in 8 days and i'm still not showing any signs of recovery
September 30, 2026 at 12:54 PM
flight is in 8 days and i'm still not showing any signs of recovery
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Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
September 28, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
i truly understand zoo animals because i also get suicidal and destructive when i'm bored
September 28, 2026 at 12:35 PM
i truly understand zoo animals because i also get suicidal and destructive when i'm bored
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i would be an unemployed humanities major with you in every lifetime
September 27, 2026 at 8:28 AM
i would be an unemployed humanities major with you in every lifetime
had a bit of a health scare last night and i'm ngl this did spring to mind
osiris anubis and ra were there Am i gonna fucking die or something
September 27, 2026 at 2:31 PM
had a bit of a health scare last night and i'm ngl this did spring to mind
genuinely losing my mind being sick and exhausted right now because that is generally what happens the precise minute that i slow down,, i need to get better asap so i don't go back to this type of posting
September 26, 2026 at 5:44 PM
genuinely losing my mind being sick and exhausted right now because that is generally what happens the precise minute that i slow down,, i need to get better asap so i don't go back to this type of posting