this didn't last btw
after working for some asshole docs i swear i will work for this one until he retires
August 27, 2026 at 12:11 AM
this didn't last btw
hi blue sky forgive me i forgot about this app lmao
August 27, 2026 at 12:05 AM
hi blue sky forgive me i forgot about this app lmao
the face of someone who knows his $100 prescription food is here
June 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
the face of someone who knows his $100 prescription food is here
i posted "what does "cole slaw" even mean" on threads and got 100+ views in like less than 5 min lol
May 9, 2026 at 3:36 PM
i posted "what does "cole slaw" even mean" on threads and got 100+ views in like less than 5 min lol
why does more than one authenticator app even exist? why does my work require 2 separate authenticator apps lmao
May 4, 2026 at 12:18 PM
why does more than one authenticator app even exist? why does my work require 2 separate authenticator apps lmao
today in my teams meeting i was trying so hard not to keep coughing and then a tear just rolls down my cheeks lmao i'm tired of being sick
April 14, 2026 at 11:49 PM
today in my teams meeting i was trying so hard not to keep coughing and then a tear just rolls down my cheeks lmao i'm tired of being sick
i'm at that stage of being sick where you lay down and every time you switch sides your other nostril clogs up
April 14, 2026 at 12:45 AM
i'm at that stage of being sick where you lay down and every time you switch sides your other nostril clogs up
first day of my new job monday and im sick as shit so that's cool
April 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
first day of my new job monday and im sick as shit so that's cool
this is my last week at this job and it's so bittersweet. like i love my coworkers but i have come to hate the job itself.
April 5, 2026 at 11:03 PM
this is my last week at this job and it's so bittersweet. like i love my coworkers but i have come to hate the job itself.
this man on bumble said fuck ice but also "apolitical" like boy you can't have it both ways
March 23, 2026 at 11:00 PM
this man on bumble said fuck ice but also "apolitical" like boy you can't have it both ways
this morning i saw an anti ice billboard and i was like oh cool but then this afternoon i saw a billboard for a pharmacy that said IVERMECTIN AVAILABLE WITHOUT PRESCRIPTION and i was like oh ok. welcome to tn i guess
March 20, 2026 at 8:31 PM
this morning i saw an anti ice billboard and i was like oh cool but then this afternoon i saw a billboard for a pharmacy that said IVERMECTIN AVAILABLE WITHOUT PRESCRIPTION and i was like oh ok. welcome to tn i guess
if i had a dollar for every time i came across a dating profile that said "fluent in sarcasm" i could fucking retire
March 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
if i had a dollar for every time i came across a dating profile that said "fluent in sarcasm" i could fucking retire
i wonder how many people are gonna hate watch the superbowl halftime show 🤔
February 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
i wonder how many people are gonna hate watch the superbowl halftime show 🤔
this 84 year old dementia patient just handed me her handgun permit as her ID 😳
February 5, 2026 at 5:08 PM
this 84 year old dementia patient just handed me her handgun permit as her ID 😳
the amount of people that call and think they can talk directly to the doctor is mind blowing
February 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
the amount of people that call and think they can talk directly to the doctor is mind blowing
i just got bad news about my cat and i've just been sitting on my couch crying and eating nerds gummy clusters
January 30, 2026 at 8:00 PM
i just got bad news about my cat and i've just been sitting on my couch crying and eating nerds gummy clusters
not catherine o'hara!!!!!!
January 30, 2026 at 6:56 PM
not catherine o'hara!!!!!!
the fact that i have to risk my life in this ice to go to work tomorrow because i don't have enough pto and can't afford to miss more work is so fucking bleak
January 27, 2026 at 6:05 PM
the fact that i have to risk my life in this ice to go to work tomorrow because i don't have enough pto and can't afford to miss more work is so fucking bleak
that pic of the 5 year old that they detained is so fucking sad and if it doesn't outrage you then you're a heartless piece of garbage. #fuckice
January 23, 2026 at 5:10 PM
that pic of the 5 year old that they detained is so fucking sad and if it doesn't outrage you then you're a heartless piece of garbage. #fuckice
just found out my coworkers have never heard of a happy trail so that's awkward!
January 20, 2026 at 6:31 PM
just found out my coworkers have never heard of a happy trail so that's awkward!
can i just say we've been without patients for 2 weeks because our doc was on vacation and now i'm dreading the beginning of the year insurance bullshit on monday 😭
January 18, 2026 at 2:32 AM
can i just say we've been without patients for 2 weeks because our doc was on vacation and now i'm dreading the beginning of the year insurance bullshit on monday 😭
"share size" don't tell me what to do!
January 17, 2026 at 8:22 PM
"share size" don't tell me what to do!
i hate going to the vet! i am so embarrassing i cried as soon as they started talking to me and i don't even know what's wrong with my cat 😭
January 16, 2026 at 8:10 PM
i hate going to the vet! i am so embarrassing i cried as soon as they started talking to me and i don't even know what's wrong with my cat 😭
people need to be told to shut the fuck up more often
January 15, 2026 at 12:41 AM
people need to be told to shut the fuck up more often
can someone explain to me why red velvet cake is so damn good
January 13, 2026 at 12:09 AM
can someone explain to me why red velvet cake is so damn good