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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean
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College hoops bracketology for SB Nation. “Mid” adult. Chicago. Extremely neurotic. Unable to shut up. Doesn’t stick to sports. He/him
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Hello, new followers via the @sickoscommittee.org Starter Pack:

Do not be alarmed by my high "following" number.

Y'all never post at the same time or even close, so I am never overwhelmed. (Plus many haven't posted in a long time.)
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The main funder of Tablet is the widow of Zalman Bernstein, a far-right financier who was a major funder of Israeli settlements. The whole purpose of the magazine is to turn Jewish Boomers into fascists.
Less "dubious" is the fact that the world would be a better place if we could just delete Tablet from the internet entirely and send their staff into some sort of Contraption.
September 30, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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Rare to see someone finish 5th in a lawsuit, but here we are.
Riley Gaines, famous for turning her 5th place tie with transgender swimmer Lia Thomas into a far-right career agianst transgender people, has officially had her lawsuit against the NCAA thrown out by a judge today.

The judge found no evidence for her claims.

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Riley Gaines' Title IX Lawsuit Against The NCAA Struck Down After Judge Finds "No Evidence" Of Funding Claims
Gaines’ attorneys argued her civil rights were violated because she competed against a transgender athlete.
www.erininthemorning.com
September 30, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Pep Guardiola is for all intents and purposes the football manager equivalent of Barry Bonds.

He was already a Hall of Famer before being associated with doping (financial in Pep’s case), but the post-doping successes will ultimately destroy his reputation.
Does Man City's guilty verdict impact Pep Guardiola's legacy as an all-time coaching great?
Pep Guardiola won 16 major honors as Man City manager. They all now count for nothing after the Premier League found the club guilty of systematically breaking financial rules.
www.espn.com
September 30, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Seen the Don Tracy Red Scare TWICE on YTTV in the 40 minutes I’ve had cricket on.
September 30, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Glad I had a migraine after a shitty day at work and went to bed instead of watching the Cubs.
September 30, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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Canada, bigger pain in Trump's ass than Jesus.
Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
September 30, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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"Fuck that."

"I'm Sherrod Brown and I approve of this message."
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
September 29, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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Took my son to see AC/DC in Philly last night and I can report that Angus Young has fully transformed into David St. Hubbins from Spinal Tap
September 30, 2026 at 10:33 AM
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Sen. Schmidtt right now, tbh
September 29, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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Ludicrous intelligence!
is there anything smarter than super intelligence? supreme intelligence?
September 29, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never seen the movie Independence Day?

[JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think—

[SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you watching a movie with Bill Pullman!

[SMITH]: That's Bill Paxton
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with a bestselling author who is insane

[JACK SMITH]: No

[SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Naomi Wolf!

[SMITH]: That is Naomi Klein sir
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee?

[JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think—

[SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz!

[SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
September 29, 2026 at 11:26 PM
WILLY! 48 seconds into the season and after 12 seconds on the ice
September 29, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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It is a demon and we should cast it out
September 29, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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Imagine how luck Schmitt is that he doesn’t represent a state that has the Jets, Mets and Nets. He’d never figure out who was doing what.
September 29, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Weird to hear cheers for Daniel Alfredsson at a Leafs home game.
September 29, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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it was crazy I saw Jack Smith punch Gunna in the face in the Blue Flame parking lot and they were hugging like five minutes later, it was a movie
September 29, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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"were you at a Hawks game" sir that has never happened to anyone
September 29, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I’m a little peeved that there are ads with this … thing … and Jason Benetti.

I know he can make any broadcast partner palatable, but not in this case!
The second worst* commercials are the Liberty Biberty guy. He’s just stupid. It’s not funny to be stupid.

*worst by far are still the cartoon bears who fucking love wiping their asses
September 29, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Dipshit can’t even name the one female athlete they all know
Yeah. That’s exactly what happened.
September 29, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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this dumb motherfucker
Yeah. That’s exactly what happened.
September 29, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Don Tracy.

I had to look up the name of the Republican nominee because I had no idea who got the “honor.”
Are you really trying to run Red Scare 2 ads in Illinois, bag of potatoes Republican Senate nominee?
September 29, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Are you really trying to run Red Scare 2 ads in Illinois, bag of potatoes Republican Senate nominee?
September 29, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
September 29, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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ITS THE LAKE OF AMERICA. ITS THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR. ITS THE GULF OF AMERICA. ITS SUPER INTELLIGENCE.

You people sound like fucking North Koreans
September 29, 2026 at 7:54 PM