Brandon
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May have an adverse effect on activity and attention. No thoughts, head empty, but on the rare occasions I do have a thought, you'll see it here. He/him
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Not sure it gets more 60’s Parisian than this.
Rue Royale et la Madeleine — 1960.
Rue Royale et la Madeleine — 1960.
October 3, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Not sure it gets more 60’s Parisian than this.
Rue Royale et la Madeleine — 1960.
Rue Royale et la Madeleine — 1960.
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Ask my dad what he's up to this weekend and he's like, "Got a 50s Dodge truck cab to attach to the chasis of the junked Mini Cooper so I can turn it into a rat rod." I laughed, so he sends me pics. Oh you're serious.
Just out there running around, undiagnosed.
Just out there running around, undiagnosed.
October 3, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Ask my dad what he's up to this weekend and he's like, "Got a 50s Dodge truck cab to attach to the chasis of the junked Mini Cooper so I can turn it into a rat rod." I laughed, so he sends me pics. Oh you're serious.
Just out there running around, undiagnosed.
Just out there running around, undiagnosed.
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Fascinating world of ancient #glass!
#Roman dove-shaped vessels were used as perfume bottles. The liquid was sealed inside and the tip of the tail or the beak had to be broken to remove the perfume. This particular example, discovered in a first-century burial at Rovasenda, Italy, is...🧵1/2
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#Roman dove-shaped vessels were used as perfume bottles. The liquid was sealed inside and the tip of the tail or the beak had to be broken to remove the perfume. This particular example, discovered in a first-century burial at Rovasenda, Italy, is...🧵1/2
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October 3, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Right, who's depressed and wants a good excuse to drink milkshakes?
October 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Right, who's depressed and wants a good excuse to drink milkshakes?
They say follow your dream. A few days ago, I dreamt about eating an enormous ice cream for lunch, so that's exactly what I'm going to do.
September 30, 2026 at 12:14 PM
They say follow your dream. A few days ago, I dreamt about eating an enormous ice cream for lunch, so that's exactly what I'm going to do.
"Take my advice, I never use it" is exactly the sort of straightforward but clever line I like, the rest of it feels a bit... low-effort?
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HELEN KELLER
Placebo · HELEN KELLER · Song · 2026
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September 28, 2026 at 5:29 PM
"Take my advice, I never use it" is exactly the sort of straightforward but clever line I like, the rest of it feels a bit... low-effort?
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Couldn't make it to #Rustival, looks like I missed a good one from all the photos on here. Hopefully for the next one, I'll be there in my own car, whatever unreliable contraption I end up buying
September 27, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Couldn't make it to #Rustival, looks like I missed a good one from all the photos on here. Hopefully for the next one, I'll be there in my own car, whatever unreliable contraption I end up buying
A SsangYong Rexton in an expensive part of London #WeirdCarBS
September 26, 2026 at 10:36 AM
A SsangYong Rexton in an expensive part of London #WeirdCarBS
Oh! A little surprised this eventually went anywhere. I suspect they'll get the biggest fine in sporting history to pretend the authorities are being firm on this, City will pay it from their pot of Monopoly money and nothing else will happen.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing
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Manchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches
City were charged by the Premier League in February 2023.
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September 25, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Oh! A little surprised this eventually went anywhere. I suspect they'll get the biggest fine in sporting history to pretend the authorities are being firm on this, City will pay it from their pot of Monopoly money and nothing else will happen.
Need! If I fit in it #WeirdCarBluesky
September 24, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Need! If I fit in it #WeirdCarBluesky
Out Of Control #8
⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩 7/15
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Two where I changed my mind and my first idea was right, dammit
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Two where I changed my mind and my first idea was right, dammit
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September 24, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Out Of Control #8
⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩 7/15
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Two where I changed my mind and my first idea was right, dammit
⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩 7/15
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Two where I changed my mind and my first idea was right, dammit
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oh also YouTube should have shut down Danny Tommo's channel ages ago, the fact that he can just livestream crimes and rake in cash is insane
September 24, 2026 at 8:43 AM
oh also YouTube should have shut down Danny Tommo's channel ages ago, the fact that he can just livestream crimes and rake in cash is insane
Used to love this anthology when I was around 10 or 11 (yeah, that's probably too young for Flowers for Algernon), didn't remember the cover art looking like THIS
A lot going on here
A lot going on here
September 23, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Used to love this anthology when I was around 10 or 11 (yeah, that's probably too young for Flowers for Algernon), didn't remember the cover art looking like THIS
A lot going on here
A lot going on here
There was a mock election in the lead-up to a real General Election, with the winner getting the chance to debate in assembly with our actual MP. All was going well, until the real MP started bellowing (and I mean bellowing, giving it the full Brian Blessed) about wind turbines
Bizarre things that happened in your assembly: A neighbour of one of the teachers gave us a five-minute lecture about kwashiorkor which involved him reciting a list of his favourite words (yes, ‘kwashiorkor’ was one of them). Included the unforgettable phrase, “Diarrhoea, another beautiful word.”
Some dancers once came to our school once and did a routine to Uptown Girl in the middle of assembly. I've still no idea why.
September 23, 2026 at 9:02 AM
There was a mock election in the lead-up to a real General Election, with the winner getting the chance to debate in assembly with our actual MP. All was going well, until the real MP started bellowing (and I mean bellowing, giving it the full Brian Blessed) about wind turbines
Suddenly I speak Italian
Air to Ground Message:
FRONT TOILET CHIUSA PER IGIENE NECESSITA DEEP CLEANING E POSSIBILE COORDINARE PULIZIE A MANCHESTER GRAZIE
Area: Portsmouth, UK
Type: Airbus A320
A: #ae859a9097c
F: #fb3cdfbefb4
FRONT TOILET CHIUSA PER IGIENE NECESSITA DEEP CLEANING E POSSIBILE COORDINARE PULIZIE A MANCHESTER GRAZIE
Area: Portsmouth, UK
Type: Airbus A320
A: #ae859a9097c
F: #fb3cdfbefb4
September 21, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Suddenly I speak Italian
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You can tell Real Madrid are the richest club in the world if they can afford this amount of colour printer ink www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Jose Mourinho prints out Atletico Madrid 'red card' incidents after Real Madrid lose derby
Real Madrid manager Jose Mourinho prints out screenshots displaying two incidents he believes should have resulted in Atletico Madrid dismissals.
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September 20, 2026 at 8:35 PM
You can tell Real Madrid are the richest club in the world if they can afford this amount of colour printer ink www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Particularly infuriating to hear the commentators have no idea how to pronounce Engels when that's Dutch for... English
September 19, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Particularly infuriating to hear the commentators have no idea how to pronounce Engels when that's Dutch for... English
Tomorrow is a huge day for South London sport, the World Tram Driver Championships (with a team from the Croydon trams) followed by Millwall v West Ham
September 18, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Tomorrow is a huge day for South London sport, the World Tram Driver Championships (with a team from the Croydon trams) followed by Millwall v West Ham
Can anyone think of any more? Inspired by Paranoid Android being an answer on House of Games, but the contestant giving a clue that was more like ET
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Named After Sci-fi Characters
Playlist · Brandon Martin-Moore · 4 items
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September 16, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Can anyone think of any more? Inspired by Paranoid Android being an answer on House of Games, but the contestant giving a clue that was more like ET
open.spotify.com/playlist/5ge...
open.spotify.com/playlist/5ge...
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It's just hit me who Roberto de Zerbi reminds me of. The venn diagram of "people who recognise both of these" and "my followers" is probably a circle
September 15, 2026 at 8:59 AM
It's just hit me who Roberto de Zerbi reminds me of. The venn diagram of "people who recognise both of these" and "my followers" is probably a circle
It's just hit me who Roberto de Zerbi reminds me of. The venn diagram of "people who recognise both of these" and "my followers" is probably a circle
September 15, 2026 at 8:59 AM
It's just hit me who Roberto de Zerbi reminds me of. The venn diagram of "people who recognise both of these" and "my followers" is probably a circle
Just had a 3 way tie for 2nd in a 4-person quiz, and ties are only broken for first place. The winner was only one point ahead, so tense!
September 14, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Just had a 3 way tie for 2nd in a 4-person quiz, and ties are only broken for first place. The winner was only one point ahead, so tense!
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oh no, please, I love getting criticism! It's like walter off a duck's back
yes, that's right, walter. he's the heavyset man in my local park who spends his weekend jumping on ducks
what's that? oh no, my, no, the ducks are killed instantly
yes, that's right, walter. he's the heavyset man in my local park who spends his weekend jumping on ducks
what's that? oh no, my, no, the ducks are killed instantly
September 14, 2026 at 5:42 PM
oh no, please, I love getting criticism! It's like walter off a duck's back
yes, that's right, walter. he's the heavyset man in my local park who spends his weekend jumping on ducks
what's that? oh no, my, no, the ducks are killed instantly
yes, that's right, walter. he's the heavyset man in my local park who spends his weekend jumping on ducks
what's that? oh no, my, no, the ducks are killed instantly
Have just said the sentence "Someone got mauled to death by lions in Skegness once", and it gets even stranger with the context. One of the all-time great Wikipedia pages en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_...
Harold Davidson - Wikipedia
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September 11, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Have just said the sentence "Someone got mauled to death by lions in Skegness once", and it gets even stranger with the context. One of the all-time great Wikipedia pages en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_...