🅱️randon tempo 💜
@brandontempo.bsky.social
he/him human
Lazy* writer, text artist, bisexual.
Sometimes art, sometimes yap.
Trying my best to be competent.
https://www.instagram.com/ilbuontempoverra?igsh=MWt2aXl0MWVjYnNoeg==
Lazy* writer, text artist, bisexual.
Sometimes art, sometimes yap.
Trying my best to be competent.
https://www.instagram.com/ilbuontempoverra?igsh=MWt2aXl0MWVjYnNoeg==
Pinned
pinned post for the purpose of plugging my projects.
IG full of stickers i write on, reflecting on the "good time" coming: www.instagram.com/ilbuontempov...
Substack with stories and physical music write-ups and reflections: brandontempo.substack.com
IG full of stickers i write on, reflecting on the "good time" coming: www.instagram.com/ilbuontempov...
Substack with stories and physical music write-ups and reflections: brandontempo.substack.com
Is there an honest to goodness reason why it seems that a good chunk of USPS employees are still allowed to work for them despite the fact that they can't read?
October 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Is there an honest to goodness reason why it seems that a good chunk of USPS employees are still allowed to work for them despite the fact that they can't read?
My last drink before starting the Rusty Cage Challenge (or rather, Dry October). (Basically I'm not drinking for the whole month of October, right up to Halloween. While Rusty did it bc alcoholism, I'm doing it for health reasons.)
October 1, 2026 at 1:07 AM
My last drink before starting the Rusty Cage Challenge (or rather, Dry October). (Basically I'm not drinking for the whole month of October, right up to Halloween. While Rusty did it bc alcoholism, I'm doing it for health reasons.)
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Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza.
May peace be our future.
May peace be our future.
September 24, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza.
May peace be our future.
May peace be our future.
My IRL awkwardness reminds me why I was never in a relationship until I downloaded Bumble in my early 20s.
Now in my late 20s, I'm thinking about downloading Hinge and justifying it by saying that if Mayor Mamdani could find a socialist baddie on there, then dang it, so can I!
Now in my late 20s, I'm thinking about downloading Hinge and justifying it by saying that if Mayor Mamdani could find a socialist baddie on there, then dang it, so can I!
September 20, 2026 at 5:30 PM
My IRL awkwardness reminds me why I was never in a relationship until I downloaded Bumble in my early 20s.
Now in my late 20s, I'm thinking about downloading Hinge and justifying it by saying that if Mayor Mamdani could find a socialist baddie on there, then dang it, so can I!
Now in my late 20s, I'm thinking about downloading Hinge and justifying it by saying that if Mayor Mamdani could find a socialist baddie on there, then dang it, so can I!
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our album will be out on 9/25 - that's only a week away! it's called "Year of the Jaguar" and that happens to also be the name of our band, which is a crazy coincidence if you think about it 🤯
September 18, 2026 at 4:58 PM
our album will be out on 9/25 - that's only a week away! it's called "Year of the Jaguar" and that happens to also be the name of our band, which is a crazy coincidence if you think about it 🤯
Idk whether I should be mad at my pre-event ambitions or the cowardice that leads to me fumble those ambitions and make the post-event feels worse.
Ofc that's a trick question. It's all me. I'm the goddamn problem.
Ofc that's a trick question. It's all me. I'm the goddamn problem.
September 19, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Idk whether I should be mad at my pre-event ambitions or the cowardice that leads to me fumble those ambitions and make the post-event feels worse.
Ofc that's a trick question. It's all me. I'm the goddamn problem.
Ofc that's a trick question. It's all me. I'm the goddamn problem.
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There is not, never has been, and never will be an amount of abject fucking cowardice that will make you safe from their bad-faith attacks, so you might as well stand for what's right. They will hate you regardless of what you do or say.
And surprise surprise.
Elon Musk drops $100 million targeting Dems with anti-trans ads.
Looking at the ads, it appears he is ramping up the ads targeting Dems who already caved.
This includes Turek and Talarico.
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Elon Musk drops $100 million targeting Dems with anti-trans ads.
Looking at the ads, it appears he is ramping up the ads targeting Dems who already caved.
This includes Turek and Talarico.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Elon Musk’s PAC Drops $100 Million On Anti-Trans Ads Targeting Dems Who Already Capitulated
Anti-trans capitulations didn’t stop Musk from spending big to attack these Democrats.
www.erininthemorning.com
September 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
There is not, never has been, and never will be an amount of abject fucking cowardice that will make you safe from their bad-faith attacks, so you might as well stand for what's right. They will hate you regardless of what you do or say.
Forever the little brother.
Forever the odd man out.
Forever the one hearing DLC lore to stories I thought I already knew.
Forever in the corner
of the corner
of that corner.
The last time I felt like that, I was probably at the lowest point in my life.
That was just this Spring.
Forever the odd man out.
Forever the one hearing DLC lore to stories I thought I already knew.
Forever in the corner
of the corner
of that corner.
The last time I felt like that, I was probably at the lowest point in my life.
That was just this Spring.
September 8, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Forever the little brother.
Forever the odd man out.
Forever the one hearing DLC lore to stories I thought I already knew.
Forever in the corner
of the corner
of that corner.
The last time I felt like that, I was probably at the lowest point in my life.
That was just this Spring.
Forever the odd man out.
Forever the one hearing DLC lore to stories I thought I already knew.
Forever in the corner
of the corner
of that corner.
The last time I felt like that, I was probably at the lowest point in my life.
That was just this Spring.
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(smacks self in forehead a few times) be human please
September 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
(smacks self in forehead a few times) be human please
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This is pretty fucking wild. I had assumed in a worst case scenario he would target blue zip codes and toss ballots based on technicalities but this is even worse than I imagined.
September 1, 2026 at 5:08 PM
This is pretty fucking wild. I had assumed in a worst case scenario he would target blue zip codes and toss ballots based on technicalities but this is even worse than I imagined.
August 31, 2026 at 10:43 PM
GOD, DAMN YOU!!!
August 26, 2026 at 6:19 PM
GOD, DAMN YOU!!!
I just watched Obsession, and goddamn. That was The Substance level type shit. Like it, it was so intense and packed with their kind of horror. There was barely a break in it. It's actually left a mark on me. And just like The Substance, I don't think I ever wanna watch it again.
July 20, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I just watched Obsession, and goddamn. That was The Substance level type shit. Like it, it was so intense and packed with their kind of horror. There was barely a break in it. It's actually left a mark on me. And just like The Substance, I don't think I ever wanna watch it again.
i am here for a time.
il buon tempo verra
il buon tempo verra
July 19, 2026 at 11:39 PM
i am here for a time.
il buon tempo verra
il buon tempo verra
invisible libraries hold all of our secrets
July 18, 2026 at 8:54 PM
invisible libraries hold all of our secrets
pinned post for the purpose of plugging my projects.
IG full of stickers i write on, reflecting on the "good time" coming: www.instagram.com/ilbuontempov...
Substack with stories and physical music write-ups and reflections: brandontempo.substack.com
IG full of stickers i write on, reflecting on the "good time" coming: www.instagram.com/ilbuontempov...
Substack with stories and physical music write-ups and reflections: brandontempo.substack.com
July 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
pinned post for the purpose of plugging my projects.
IG full of stickers i write on, reflecting on the "good time" coming: www.instagram.com/ilbuontempov...
Substack with stories and physical music write-ups and reflections: brandontempo.substack.com
IG full of stickers i write on, reflecting on the "good time" coming: www.instagram.com/ilbuontempov...
Substack with stories and physical music write-ups and reflections: brandontempo.substack.com
[VENT SESH]
i think it's finally hit me. every now and then, i need to remind myself that i've grown complacent. not just in one field, but many in my life. i've grown to not even be comfortable, but survive in a field of work that i've never wanted for myself. in friendships, where i hang on the...
i think it's finally hit me. every now and then, i need to remind myself that i've grown complacent. not just in one field, but many in my life. i've grown to not even be comfortable, but survive in a field of work that i've never wanted for myself. in friendships, where i hang on the...
July 17, 2026 at 10:20 PM
[VENT SESH]
i think it's finally hit me. every now and then, i need to remind myself that i've grown complacent. not just in one field, but many in my life. i've grown to not even be comfortable, but survive in a field of work that i've never wanted for myself. in friendships, where i hang on the...
i think it's finally hit me. every now and then, i need to remind myself that i've grown complacent. not just in one field, but many in my life. i've grown to not even be comfortable, but survive in a field of work that i've never wanted for myself. in friendships, where i hang on the...
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Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
July 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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Decided to speedrun my way through World 1 real quick to get a video using mGBA's "yank gamepak" feature and this is exactly how I remember it from when I was a kid
(WARNING: FLASHING, LOUD SCREECHING SOUNDS)
(WARNING: FLASHING, LOUD SCREECHING SOUNDS)
July 1, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Decided to speedrun my way through World 1 real quick to get a video using mGBA's "yank gamepak" feature and this is exactly how I remember it from when I was a kid
(WARNING: FLASHING, LOUD SCREECHING SOUNDS)
(WARNING: FLASHING, LOUD SCREECHING SOUNDS)
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Unless your bank account has 7 zeroes in it, you are not a capitalist. You are capital.
June 21, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Unless your bank account has 7 zeroes in it, you are not a capitalist. You are capital.
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SPEECHLESS. LFGK
June 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
SPEECHLESS. LFGK
FUCK YOU JAMES DOLAN AND FUCK YOU DONALD TRUMP!!!!
#KNICKSIN5
#KNICKSIN5
June 11, 2026 at 3:36 AM
FUCK YOU JAMES DOLAN AND FUCK YOU DONALD TRUMP!!!!
#KNICKSIN5
#KNICKSIN5
goddamn, i need to self-promote more online. i do it too much irl without meaning to, and im afraid it's gonna come to the point where ppl are gonna be like "oh great, this mf is talking about his substack AGAIN!" i need to remind myself:
ibtv IG page
Substack stories
yeah, that's basically it.
ibtv IG page
Substack stories
yeah, that's basically it.
May 31, 2026 at 8:02 AM
goddamn, i need to self-promote more online. i do it too much irl without meaning to, and im afraid it's gonna come to the point where ppl are gonna be like "oh great, this mf is talking about his substack AGAIN!" i need to remind myself:
ibtv IG page
Substack stories
yeah, that's basically it.
ibtv IG page
Substack stories
yeah, that's basically it.
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Never inviting an otter over again this mfucker charging his fish
May 17, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Never inviting an otter over again this mfucker charging his fish
