Noah Phense
@brannockdevice.bsky.social
Mostly working on my standup routine. Some satire. Some tech stuff.
I have an ancestor who signed the US Declaration of Independence. But my parents were both immigrants to the US.
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Noah Phense
@brannockdevice.bsky.social
· Jan 14
Is the point of the Constitution to protect us from our own government?
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Tax the ai.
How can I compete with an AI that doesn't have to pay taxes like I do?
How can I compete with an AI that doesn't have to pay taxes like I do?
March 23, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Tax the ai.
How can I compete with an AI that doesn't have to pay taxes like I do?
How can I compete with an AI that doesn't have to pay taxes like I do?
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Do you think Trump takes his dog out to pee?
April 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Do you think Trump takes his dog out to pee?
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Is the point of the Constitution to protect us from our own government?
January 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Is the point of the Constitution to protect us from our own government?
July 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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Iran war... $100B cost plus $300B reparations...
That is $1000 from each man, woman, and child in USA !
Plus gas is higher!
Fuck you, Don trump
That is $1000 from each man, woman, and child in USA !
Plus gas is higher!
Fuck you, Don trump
June 18, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Iran war... $100B cost plus $300B reparations...
That is $1000 from each man, woman, and child in USA !
Plus gas is higher!
Fuck you, Don trump
That is $1000 from each man, woman, and child in USA !
Plus gas is higher!
Fuck you, Don trump
Iran war... $100B cost plus $300B reparations...
That is $1000 from each man, woman, and child in USA !
Plus gas is higher!
Fuck you, Don trump
That is $1000 from each man, woman, and child in USA !
Plus gas is higher!
Fuck you, Don trump
June 18, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Iran war... $100B cost plus $300B reparations...
That is $1000 from each man, woman, and child in USA !
Plus gas is higher!
Fuck you, Don trump
That is $1000 from each man, woman, and child in USA !
Plus gas is higher!
Fuck you, Don trump
Do you think Trump takes his dog out to pee?
April 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Do you think Trump takes his dog out to pee?
We should send ICE to Iran to sort all this out
April 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
We should send ICE to Iran to sort all this out
Trump should get a Nobel Peace prize for this. Ceasefire
April 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Trump should get a Nobel Peace prize for this. Ceasefire
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if anyone out there has compassion for my situation but can't spare any extra cash please consider praying for me or lighting a candle to one of your Gods or something? just hoping to get a few things I am out of that are kinda important.
March 30, 2026 at 1:00 AM
if anyone out there has compassion for my situation but can't spare any extra cash please consider praying for me or lighting a candle to one of your Gods or something? just hoping to get a few things I am out of that are kinda important.
Time for the "no kings party", branch of democratic party!
1. Jail authoritarians
2. Prevent this in the future
3. Fix the wrongs: ICE, gulags, doge
1. Jail authoritarians
2. Prevent this in the future
3. Fix the wrongs: ICE, gulags, doge
March 30, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Time for the "no kings party", branch of democratic party!
1. Jail authoritarians
2. Prevent this in the future
3. Fix the wrongs: ICE, gulags, doge
1. Jail authoritarians
2. Prevent this in the future
3. Fix the wrongs: ICE, gulags, doge
Why does this class of workers not pay taxes? How is that fair?
March 26, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Why does this class of workers not pay taxes? How is that fair?
Fox says 41% of Americans support this b*******.
Why are these people?
Why are these people?
March 26, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Fox says 41% of Americans support this b*******.
Why are these people?
Why are these people?
Your Replacement Doesn’t Pay Taxes medium.com/@jm_45855/yo...
Your Replacement Doesn’t Pay Taxes
Here is a thought experiment that is not, upon reflection, much of a thought experiment at all: If you pay a person $40 an hour to…
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March 25, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Your Replacement Doesn’t Pay Taxes medium.com/@jm_45855/yo...
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How can you compete with an AI that does work but pays no taxes?
Can I get a job where I don't have to pay taxes?
Can I get a job where I don't have to pay taxes?
March 23, 2026 at 9:53 PM
How can you compete with an AI that does work but pays no taxes?
Can I get a job where I don't have to pay taxes?
Can I get a job where I don't have to pay taxes?
How can you compete with an AI that does work but pays no taxes?
Can I get a job where I don't have to pay taxes?
Can I get a job where I don't have to pay taxes?
March 23, 2026 at 9:53 PM
How can you compete with an AI that does work but pays no taxes?
Can I get a job where I don't have to pay taxes?
Can I get a job where I don't have to pay taxes?
Tax the ai.
How can I compete with an AI that doesn't have to pay taxes like I do?
How can I compete with an AI that doesn't have to pay taxes like I do?
March 23, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Tax the ai.
How can I compete with an AI that doesn't have to pay taxes like I do?
How can I compete with an AI that doesn't have to pay taxes like I do?
Is it a no Kings on Saturday?
March 20, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Is it a no Kings on Saturday?
Ding dong! The witch is dead!
March 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Ding dong! The witch is dead!
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That DC Drano is kind of a douche.
He should post on Blue sky
He should post on Blue sky
April 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
That DC Drano is kind of a douche.
He should post on Blue sky
He should post on Blue sky
Could we go back to the Brown suit thing??
February 7, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Could we go back to the Brown suit thing??
February 6, 2026 at 3:49 PM