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branon 🐦
@branon.bsky.social
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rhymes with canon • son of achilles • truth is a matter of the imagination • find me in the cinema 🎞️, in the gym 🏋🏻‍♂️, in transit🚶🏻‍♂️🚎 🚈, in a book 📖, or in your… 😉 • 🏳️‍🌈 and occasionally nsfw

📍SEA 🫍 • formerly: ATL 🍑, BCN 🦎
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branon.bsky.social
crawl into the loft with me 🥺
September 20, 2026 at 7:00 AM
branon.bsky.social
saturday todo:
• coffee
• prep southern/cowboy caviar
• prep negroni
• prep na negroni
• clean
• shower
• loft crawl with neighbors
• attend naughty novel smut reading
• sleep
• all while not procrastinating on bsky
September 19, 2026 at 6:10 PM
branon.bsky.social
my ciliary sphincter: 💢⭕️💢⭕️💢⭕️

my sphincter ani: 💢💢💢💢💢💢
branon.bsky.social branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 1d
if i unfocus my eyes with this one, i can see it clearly!
September 19, 2026 at 2:51 AM
branon.bsky.social
snack attack 🥢
Photo of my desk showing a container of fairlife core power chocolate milk shake with 42g of protein, a banana peel, and an opened bag of cheez-its containing a pair of inserted chopsticks.
September 18, 2026 at 11:04 PM
branon.bsky.social
morning gym tunes brought to you by @jakeismaking.bsky.social
Cavities - Album by Jake Giles | Spotify
Jake Giles · album · 2026 · 10 songs
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September 18, 2026 at 2:06 PM
branon.bsky.social
being brave (attending seattle storm 🏀 game despite fear of sneaker court squeaks)
Mirror selfie of a man (me) wearing white shoes, blue socks, short blue shorts, a black oversized t-shirt with upper rank three demon, a maroon cap, a clear fanny pack, and a pink rave fan.
September 18, 2026 at 1:38 AM
branon.bsky.social
today’s exhausting therapy comedown brought to you by right-on-reds
September 17, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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gonna go back in time 11 minutes to post this on wednesday ☀️
Post-workout mirror selfie of a man (me). The left side of my face is visible in the foreground and my nude backside is reflected in the mirror showing my back and butt. I’m flexibg my right bicep. Sunlight entering from slits in the blinds dapples my butt and back. Garmin summary: Title: Back. Total Time: 1:39:09. Sets: 27. Calories: 667. Garmin summary: Title: Back. Total Time: 1:39:09. Sets: 27. Calories: 667. Total Volume: 38,189lbs. The body diagram shows primary muscle activation in the back, shoulders, upper chest, and biceps.
September 17, 2026 at 7:11 AM
branon.bsky.social
noodle club is back 😋🍜

(and yes i fucked up the egg 💀)
A photo of the prepared September Noodle Club meal. In a large white bowl there are thin round noodles and cabbage, topped with a beef & pepper stew and a poorly fried egg. In a small bowl there are crunchy green tomatoes with ginger, garlic, and vinegar, topped with fresh cilantro.
September 17, 2026 at 5:04 AM
branon.bsky.social
ugh, near miss by a car turning right on red. i’m walking here bitch and i will crush you 😡
September 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
branon.bsky.social
i just sine-waved while peeing at the gym cuz i shivered so hard and so long
September 16, 2026 at 2:45 PM
branon.bsky.social
49 sleep score but i got a god pack wonder pick so… i’m still tired
Screenshot of a god pack wonder pick. I pulled a Team Rocket Slowking EX
September 16, 2026 at 1:21 PM
branon.bsky.social
fresh colorway 👟💙🤍🩶
A picture of my legs and feet. I’m wearing blue denim joggers, white socks, and a new pair of white feiyue sneakers with black lettering and blue and grey stripes. My left foot is cocked with my heel off the ground while my right is flat.
September 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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jsyk @joodlehead.bsky.social is on a very special secret exclusive short list for reminding me this morning to bring a coaster to work ☺️
Photo of a glass of lemon green iced tea sitting on an orange coaster containing blue and grey intersecting circles.
September 15, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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benjamjam.bsky.social
my inner dino
happy little dinosaurs board game
September 15, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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adamkadmon01.bsky.social
Cute Dino in a Cup Says Rawr!
Alt: Cute Dino in a Cup Says Rawr!
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September 15, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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evensteven27.bsky.social
SML T-Rex Roaring Costume
ALT: SML T-Rex Roaring Costume
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September 15, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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joodlehead.bsky.social
rawr
Sappy Seals Cat in Cute Dinosaur Costume
ALT: Sappy Seals Cat in Cute Dinosaur Costume
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September 15, 2026 at 3:10 PM
branon.bsky.social
gotta rawr to wake the inner dino cuz i dunno bout today 🦖
September 15, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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had to wobble home this morning to avoid collapsing like i did coming down the stairs at the gym 💀
Post-gym, monotone mirror selfie of a man (me). I’m flexing my quads and wearing some trunks, socks, and shoes. Garmin summary: Title: Quads & Glutes. Total Time: 1:07:03. Sets: 19. Calories: 618. Garmin summary: Title: Quads & Glutes. Total Time: 1:07:03. Sets: 19. Calories: 618.Total Volume: 23,719lbs. The body diagram shows primary muscle activation in the traps, glutes, hamstrings, and quads.
September 15, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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love an accidental undies collab 💕🔮
Mirror selfie of a man (me) wearing an off-white t-shirt with David Bowie’s character from Labyrinth (1986). The graphic design is in black and pink. My khaki joggers are unbuttoned to reveal pink trunks that complement the shirt.
September 14, 2026 at 10:16 PM
branon.bsky.social
a drink problem
A photo of my work desk with 4 containers of liquids: a teal insulated mug, a blue hydro flash, a to-go cafe cup, and a glass of iced green tea.
September 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
branon.bsky.social
mornin, y’all
wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 13d
We’re just innocent men
September 14, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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🚶🏻‍♂️🚊🚎🚶🏻‍♂️🍫
September 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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September 13, 2026 at 9:43 PM