There’s a 0.9% chance that in my son’s 13 years of public schooling a shooting will happen at his school while he is there given current stats. That’s about the same likelihood that he will be trans. What. The. Fuck.

Full House is so much more delightful if you assume that Jessie, Uncle Joey and Danny Tanner are in a polycule and just hiding it from their kids.

The irony of the military ‘ending gender affirming care’ and then handing testosterone out like it’s candy seems to have been lost on Americans.

Elon could buy every product in every Walmart, Home Depot, Costco, Target, Lowe’s, Best Buy, Walgreens, (and everything they have in their warehouses) and everything in every grocery store in America, plus everything Amazon has and still have well over $800 billion left over…

Solar energy is just nuclear energy, but the sun stores the spent nuclear rods for us.

If the electoral college had a football team, I bet Americans would care enough to fix it.

The only kind of woke I’m not okay with is when my son is woken up from his nap too early.

‘How much grip strength do raccoons have?’ Being one of the many burning questions I have that AI now answers for me

Generations of LGBTQ activists worked so that today I (a trans femme) could have the awkward experience of unexpectedly running into my dad and his new boyfriend at pride.

Such beauty in life

Learned today that the notorious film 'Birth of A Nation' was the first movie to get a sequel. This proves my hypothesis that franchised films are just bad news.