Breakfast Brennan
@breakfa5t.bsky.social
wild at heart and weird on top
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i know i’m on my period bc my brain keeps telling me to walk away from work and just ride bike all day
July 22, 2026 at 2:37 PM
i know i’m on my period bc my brain keeps telling me to walk away from work and just ride bike all day
black egg yolk this morning. trying not to think about it too hard.
July 21, 2026 at 1:45 PM
black egg yolk this morning. trying not to think about it too hard.
terrace life is good. surrounded by lizards, inca doves, hummingbirds, and those brilliant green beetles that can’t fly for shit.
July 19, 2026 at 5:35 PM
terrace life is good. surrounded by lizards, inca doves, hummingbirds, and those brilliant green beetles that can’t fly for shit.
pitched in to get my nephew a gecko. later he called me and said “the lady at the pet store was just like you! she was so cool and nice like you!”
and oh goodness my HEART 🥹
and oh goodness my HEART 🥹
July 18, 2026 at 4:49 PM
pitched in to get my nephew a gecko. later he called me and said “the lady at the pet store was just like you! she was so cool and nice like you!”
and oh goodness my HEART 🥹
and oh goodness my HEART 🥹
very unhappy with the AI Challenge at my company
bc why would a writer need to use AI to build a game and then deploy it in GIT
i can already use AI for my writing (as much as i’d rather not) but making me code with it is just wasting time wtffffffffff
bc why would a writer need to use AI to build a game and then deploy it in GIT
i can already use AI for my writing (as much as i’d rather not) but making me code with it is just wasting time wtffffffffff
June 29, 2026 at 2:41 PM
very unhappy with the AI Challenge at my company
bc why would a writer need to use AI to build a game and then deploy it in GIT
i can already use AI for my writing (as much as i’d rather not) but making me code with it is just wasting time wtffffffffff
bc why would a writer need to use AI to build a game and then deploy it in GIT
i can already use AI for my writing (as much as i’d rather not) but making me code with it is just wasting time wtffffffffff
really wish my job was just
lay in the sun with my ass out
lay in the sun with my ass out
June 23, 2026 at 7:40 PM
really wish my job was just
lay in the sun with my ass out
lay in the sun with my ass out
a white winged dove is mostly gray
June 22, 2026 at 10:11 PM
a white winged dove is mostly gray
love my boss for mentioning in my annual review that last year was brutal and that i still got my shit done even with all the time i took of for sick and dying family and friends.
June 17, 2026 at 4:12 PM
love my boss for mentioning in my annual review that last year was brutal and that i still got my shit done even with all the time i took of for sick and dying family and friends.
hot tip to make it through the week:
arrange to buy your new bike on sunday
arrange to buy your new bike on sunday
June 16, 2026 at 1:56 PM
hot tip to make it through the week:
arrange to buy your new bike on sunday
arrange to buy your new bike on sunday
apropos of nothing, i just remembered how my adoptive mom always told my brother and i “birth order scientists would have a field day with you” because my brother is older but i was adopted first.
and like… isn’t it weird to basically call “your” kid a science project?
and like… isn’t it weird to basically call “your” kid a science project?
June 13, 2026 at 1:32 PM
apropos of nothing, i just remembered how my adoptive mom always told my brother and i “birth order scientists would have a field day with you” because my brother is older but i was adopted first.
and like… isn’t it weird to basically call “your” kid a science project?
and like… isn’t it weird to basically call “your” kid a science project?
ordered food delivery and the whole order was wrong. what my brain tells me next is exactly why i’m on meds:
May 26, 2026 at 12:13 AM
ordered food delivery and the whole order was wrong. what my brain tells me next is exactly why i’m on meds:
godDAMN i love a day off
May 25, 2026 at 6:09 PM
godDAMN i love a day off
i know my period is coming soon because i want to quit my job like TODAY and walk into the forest forever
May 21, 2026 at 4:15 PM
i know my period is coming soon because i want to quit my job like TODAY and walk into the forest forever
sick of being told by bosses to test and refine AIs that are shitty and useless
when my fucking job is to write better than the AI can
and yet all this AI time is eating up actual writing time
and i’m still expected to finish the same amount of work with LESS time because that time goes to the AI
when my fucking job is to write better than the AI can
and yet all this AI time is eating up actual writing time
and i’m still expected to finish the same amount of work with LESS time because that time goes to the AI
May 21, 2026 at 1:50 PM
sick of being told by bosses to test and refine AIs that are shitty and useless
when my fucking job is to write better than the AI can
and yet all this AI time is eating up actual writing time
and i’m still expected to finish the same amount of work with LESS time because that time goes to the AI
when my fucking job is to write better than the AI can
and yet all this AI time is eating up actual writing time
and i’m still expected to finish the same amount of work with LESS time because that time goes to the AI
extremely weird of facebook messenger to include two particular people at the top of my app even though i haven’t contacted them recently because they’re both FUCKING DEAD
May 16, 2026 at 8:47 PM
extremely weird of facebook messenger to include two particular people at the top of my app even though i haven’t contacted them recently because they’re both FUCKING DEAD
idk why this is so satisfying but
i was hearing a bird i didn’t recognize all week
and finally saw a couple of them today
Merlin IDed them as Bewick Wrens
and that’s cool now i know that
i was hearing a bird i didn’t recognize all week
and finally saw a couple of them today
Merlin IDed them as Bewick Wrens
and that’s cool now i know that
May 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
idk why this is so satisfying but
i was hearing a bird i didn’t recognize all week
and finally saw a couple of them today
Merlin IDed them as Bewick Wrens
and that’s cool now i know that
i was hearing a bird i didn’t recognize all week
and finally saw a couple of them today
Merlin IDed them as Bewick Wrens
and that’s cool now i know that
here’s how my guilt complex works:
i ordered flowers for my adoptive mom last minute for mother’s day.
they never got delivered.
so last night i dreamed that i watched her die 🫠
i ordered flowers for my adoptive mom last minute for mother’s day.
they never got delivered.
so last night i dreamed that i watched her die 🫠
May 13, 2026 at 1:12 PM
here’s how my guilt complex works:
i ordered flowers for my adoptive mom last minute for mother’s day.
they never got delivered.
so last night i dreamed that i watched her die 🫠
i ordered flowers for my adoptive mom last minute for mother’s day.
they never got delivered.
so last night i dreamed that i watched her die 🫠
lol @ myself watching the john oliver episode on Kratom, tutting and shaking my head, while smoking weed at 8am
May 8, 2026 at 12:32 PM
lol @ myself watching the john oliver episode on Kratom, tutting and shaking my head, while smoking weed at 8am
normalize being shitty at your job 70% of the time and really good at it 30% of the time.
May 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
normalize being shitty at your job 70% of the time and really good at it 30% of the time.
i had a productive morning and locked in at work
and then i scrolled a little and was reminded of the last known thylacine who died in captivity in the 1930s
(yes i have a thylacine tattoo)
and now i just wanna smoke weed and cry
and then i scrolled a little and was reminded of the last known thylacine who died in captivity in the 1930s
(yes i have a thylacine tattoo)
and now i just wanna smoke weed and cry
May 4, 2026 at 5:06 PM
i had a productive morning and locked in at work
and then i scrolled a little and was reminded of the last known thylacine who died in captivity in the 1930s
(yes i have a thylacine tattoo)
and now i just wanna smoke weed and cry
and then i scrolled a little and was reminded of the last known thylacine who died in captivity in the 1930s
(yes i have a thylacine tattoo)
and now i just wanna smoke weed and cry
took the day off because i simply didn’t feel like working
then realized it was may day (nice)
then my period that i thought was over came back (not nice but good timing)
then realized it was may day (nice)
then my period that i thought was over came back (not nice but good timing)
May 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
took the day off because i simply didn’t feel like working
then realized it was may day (nice)
then my period that i thought was over came back (not nice but good timing)
then realized it was may day (nice)
then my period that i thought was over came back (not nice but good timing)
god how many times in our lives will it be so clear that
1. everyone could REALLY use a million dollars or more for health or housing
2. that fact means society has failed
1. everyone could REALLY use a million dollars or more for health or housing
2. that fact means society has failed
April 25, 2026 at 6:02 PM
god how many times in our lives will it be so clear that
1. everyone could REALLY use a million dollars or more for health or housing
2. that fact means society has failed
1. everyone could REALLY use a million dollars or more for health or housing
2. that fact means society has failed
hate when i’m watching a movie alone and i call the twist in the first 10 minutes and there’s nobody with me to impress with that useless skill
April 24, 2026 at 8:58 PM
hate when i’m watching a movie alone and i call the twist in the first 10 minutes and there’s nobody with me to impress with that useless skill
visiting my bio family is always pure magic. smiles and hugs and nature and music and laughter. every dang time. they are real and their lives are real and their love is real. i may never get over it. amazing. lucky.
April 12, 2026 at 11:32 AM
visiting my bio family is always pure magic. smiles and hugs and nature and music and laughter. every dang time. they are real and their lives are real and their love is real. i may never get over it. amazing. lucky.
talked to a cute old mexican man in the security line and he thought i was from spain 😻
April 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
talked to a cute old mexican man in the security line and he thought i was from spain 😻